Chandler was half-running and half-walking down the sidewalk on the way home to his apartment. He came to the front of the building and slowed to a walk. Stepping inside he hurried for the stairs taking them two at a time he finally came to the top and walked over to apartment number 20. He stopped to catch his breath and then entered to find all of his friends and his wife Monica inside. Chan: Hey babe *he walks over and gives her a kiss* Mon: Hey honey, how was work? Chan: Same as always. I'm gonna go change *he walks over to his room and shuts the door* Joey: So do you guys just want to order pizza tonight? Phoebe: Sure, I could go for pizza. Ross: sounds good to me Mon: yeah that's good *There is a knock at the door and Monica goes to get it, when she opens it there is a boy that looks about 15 years old and a woman that looks about 34 crying. * Woman: Is Chandler here? Mon: yeah he's just changing, come in *she opens the door more for them to come in. The boy now has an angry expression on his face and is looking around the room* so how do you know chandler? *Just as she says that chandler comes out of his room looking down at a piece of paper in his hands, when he gets about half way across the room he looks up* Chan: Oh s---! *He drops the piece of paper and runs around the couch and to the door when the boy starts to chase him yelling at him the whole way. Before he can get to the door it bursts open and three uniformed police officers run in as chandler turns towards the balcony and starts to run for it just as two of the officers hop on top of him tackling him to the ground* GET OFF OF ME!! *He tries to get up but the police men keep holding him down as they put handcuffs on him. Mon: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! Officer 1: Chandler Bing you are under arrest for 3rd degree manslaughter. You have the right to remain silent and anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law. Chan: IT WAS SELF DEFENSE! HE CAME AFTER ME! *He keeps struggling trying to get away but the pull him to his feet and start to drag him out the door. * Officer 1: Ms. Smart, could you and your son come with me? *They all start to walk out of the door and you can still hear chandler yelling. * Mrs. Bing I presume? Mon: yes Officer 1: could you come with us to? Mon: sure, but what is going on? Officer 1: we will explain all of that later ma'am.

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Wow! That was really confusing wasn't it? Well it will get better and less confusing, trust me. I probably won't update this one as much as Employment of an Unemployed Man but oh well. PLEASE review! I'm beggin ya!