I'm baccccccck…
Disclaimer: As usual, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. ::hears all characters sigh in relief:: . Hey…
Warning: Shounen-ai, hot guys making out, angst and little bit of OOCness. Enjoy or if you don't like, go away. Don't harass me. I flame back. XD
Pairings: I'd tell you, but it'd ruin the story. So you'll just have to wait until the end to find out who ends up with whom. Muhahahaha…^___^
OGE-san's challenge is as follows: Fic with Yami and Seto, who are accused of having their relationship being based on sex and are banned from the act for about a week. The fic has to be about 2000 words or more or less or something. Any rating.
Key: "abc" = Talking
'abc' = Thought
Abstinence: Day 1: Poor Yami
"Think they'll last?"
"Nope."
"You sound so sure."
"Trust me, they won't last."
"If you say so."
"I do."
A soft sigh was heard after that comment.
~*~*~*~
Bakura smirked at Yami, who glared back at him.
"Shut up, Bakura."
"What did I say, Pharaoh?"
"It's not what you said, it's what you were going to say."
"And what would that have been?" The silver haired fiend asked, faking innocence.
"Psh. I know it's hard for you, but be smart for once and keep your mouth shut, Thief."
"And if I don't?"
"You'll spend an eternity in the Shadow Realm." Yami snapped.
"Tsk, someone's a grump today, aren't they?" Asked the male on Bakura's lap.
"Now I wonder why? Any ideas, Malik?" Bakura asked.
"Quiet!" Yami shouted.
Malik pretended not to hear him. "Might be because he can't touch that gorgeous priest of his for a week?"
"Could be." Bakura said, nibbling at Malik's neck.
"Mmmm…that feels so good, Bakura." Malik moaned, exaggerating slightly, "Don't stop."
Yami glared daggers at them, but
stayed put, grinding his teeth angrily.
"What's wrong, Yami? You look
positively murderous." Ryou asked, walking up to them.
When he received no answer from Yami, Ryou looked at Bakura and Malik. He found them shamelessly groping each other.
"Oh. I see." Ryou rolled his eyes and whacked Bakura over the head. "Quit it, Bakura. Stop teasing."
"Ouch. What the hell was that for, Ryou?" Bakura asked glaring at his hikari as he pulled away from Malik.
"Quit torturing Yami like that. Leave the poor thing alone."
Yami snarled, turned on his heel and stormed off.
Ryou looked after him, shaking his head. "Poor Yami."
Bakura and Malik snickered behind Ryou.
He turned around and rolled his eye at them. "You two need to cut down on the PDA."
"The PD-what?"
"Public display of affection." Ryou stated exasperatedly before walking away.
"Should we?" Malik looked at Bakura.
"Nah." Bakura stopped for a moment.
Moments later, they were back to heatedly making out.
~*~*~*~
"Excuse me…Mr. Kaiba…"
"What?!" Seto snapped crossly.
"I'm sorry to bother you, but a Mr. Jounouchi wants to see you, sir."
Seto raised an eyebrow. "Send him in."
"Yes sir."
A moment later Jounouchi walked into the office leisurely, as if he lived there.
"What do you want, mutt?"
"Just checking up to see how you're doing with the bet."
"I'm doing just fine with it!" Seto snapped, "Now leave. Unlike you, I have important work to tend to."
"That's good." Jou said, ignoring Seto's demand and sat down. "I didn't think you'd last that long without screwing your precious Yami."
"Don't underestimate me. Or get your hopes up. You won't win this. Seto Kaiba does not lose."
"Well, it's only the first day. There's still six more days to go. Don't count your chickens before they catch."
"What exactly is the point of this bet?"
"To see why you and Yami are together."
"That's it?"
"Yup, what? Did you think there were other reasons? Of course there isn't. Don't kid yourself."
"I don't believe you."
Jounouchi shrugged. "Believe what you want."
The blonde stood up and walked toward the door. "See ya, Seto. Good luck. You'll be needing it."
Seto stared after Jou with a frown. "What are you up to, pup? What the hell are you up to?"
~*~*~*~
"Yami is having an awfully hard time not touching Seto."
"Yeah. Seto seems to be doing better, though."
"Well, he has a company to keep him occupied, but Yami doesn't."
"True."
"I doubt the two will last too long."
"How long do you think they'll be able to keep this up?"
"Two days."
"Probably less."
"We'll just have to wait and see."
"Yeah. But what's the fun in waiting?"
"Normally there's none. But in this case, the fun is in the waiting and watching them get tormented."
"You can be quite sadistic."
"I know."
"Your yami's rubbing off on you, Ryou."
"He is. That he is."
"Is that good or bad?"
"A bit of both."
"Well, I like it."
"You would, Honda. You would."
~*~*~*~
'I'll go see Seto. Just a little visit won't hurt.'
Yami grinned at the thought of seeing his high priest and quickened his pace.
"Where are you going Yami?" A voice asked from behind him.
Yami stopped dead in his tracks. 'No way.'
He turned around and came almost face to face with his light.
"Yuugi, what are you doing here?" Yami asked through gritted teeth.
"Just keeping an eye on you, Yami." Yuugi smiled brightly.
"What for? Don't you trust me?"
"Of course. But keeping an eye on you won't hurt any."
'Says you.'
"I see."
"So where are you going?"
'What business of it is yours?' Yami hesitated. "I…I was going to go to the park."
"But the park's that way, Yami." Yuugi said pointing to the direction opposite of the way Yami had been walking. "This way's to KaibaCorp. You're not thinking of have a secret rendezvous with Seto are you?"
"Of course not. I just lost my sense of direction for a moment." Yami stated.
"Ok then. I knew you wouldn't try to cheat on our bet." Yuugi grinned, "Come on, let's go to the park."
'And if I don't want to?' Yami bit back his tongue and smiled forcefully at Yuugi. "Sure. Let's go."
"Great!" Yuugi said, not noticing, or rather ignoring Yami's forced smile.
'I won't strangle Yuugi. I won't strangle Yuugi. I won't strangle Yuugi.' Yami chanted the mantra in his head as he followed Yuugi reluctantly to the park.The hikari walked to the park, chattering cheerfully, oblivious to exactly how close he was to death.
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End of 1st Chapter!
What did you think? ::smirks:: Poor poor Yami. Sorry guys, but you're not going to find out who was talking at the beginning of the first chapter, but I'll tell you one thing. It's the same people that's speaking at the beginning of this one. Any guesses? ::smiles::
Review please! ^_^ Will try and get 2nd chapter up ASAP. But only if I get a lot of reviews for this one. ::waves:: See you next time.