Disclaimer: I own nothing in this fic except for my retarded instructors
and if you still choose to sue you will only receive a pocket full of lint.
Warnings: Stupidity, stupidity and oh yeah lots and lots and lots of Relena Bashing. So if you like her a lot this fic is probably not for you. ^_^
Driving is Easy, Right?
Chapter Two: Heartbreaks and Elephants
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When we last left the Gundam Boys they were puking their guts out at "Relena's beauty" and Noin fainted. We now continue the story of this day filled with pure insanity.
Pagan: Ms. Relena we have arrived.
Relena: Thank you Pagan.
She walks out of the limo but since she has so much mascara on she bangs into a pole.
Relena: Move out of your way sir! Can't you see that I am the Queen of the World?
All of them shake their heads shamefully as Noin, who has just recovered leads her into the building. Then they all wait in the line for their forms.
Relena: Um Ms. Noin, do you mind reading it to me? I'm ...uh.... having difficulty seeing.
Noin: Uh, sure.
After all their forms were filled out they sit back down and wait to be called. Then a pimple faced instructor walks in.
Pimple faced instructor: *Smiles* Next is Ms. Relena Peacecraft!
Duo: Aw man, I wanted to be first!!
Relena: Shut up, you freak!
Duo: *Glares* Watch it brat no one messes with the God of Death!
Relena : Yea sure, whatever.
Duo: *Grins evilly* All right, whatever.
Relena walks over to the pimple-faced instructor and starts to flirt with him by holding him real close.
Pimple faced instructor: *Gasps and stares, his smile immediately fading.* Uh, t-t-this way please.
Relena follows him to the practice car while the others go to watch through the observation window.
~*---------------In the practice car--------------------------------~*
Pimple faced instructor: All right now that we are buckled in and you have checked everything, we are ready. I want you to shift into drive and proceed straight slowly.
Relena: Yes sir. *She thinks that she has shifted into drive through all her mascara but she actually she has shifted into reverse....really fast.*
Pimple faced instructor: STOP! STOP! BRAKE!
Relena: Uh, why are we going backwards?
*BAM BAM* They crash into a wall so hard that they bounce off and smash into a pole.
Pimple faced instructor: OUT! OUT! YOU ARE DEFINITELY NOT GETTING YOUR LICENSE!
Relena: Waaaah!! *Runs out past all the boys to the bathroom crying and leaving little streams of mascara behind her with Noin following to console her.*
Boys: *Double over with laughter.*
Pimple faced instructor: Next is Mr. Barton.
Trowa: *Smiles confidently* Coming sir.
****** One hour later ***********
Pimple faced instructor: Well done Mr. Barton you have passed all your tests! Now your last test is parallel parking.
Trowa : *Smirks* Piece of cake.
The pimple-faced instructor then directs him to a tight space between two cars. Trowa backs up and smashes into the car behind them and the he tries to fit into the space by moving forward and smashes into the car in front of them. (This process continues for another 5 minutes.)
Pimple faced instructor: *Shaken up* Um, I'm sorry but I don't think you will be getting your license.
Trowa: *Shrugs.*
Distant voice: How dare you do that to my Trowa! Give him his license now!
The distant voice belongs to Catherine who comes next to their car riding an elephant in her performance outfit. The pimple faced instructor gasps and stares as the elephant touches him with its trunk and Trowa just looks at Catherine as if it were the most natural thing to be in the street on an elephant.
Trowa: What are you doing here Cathy?
Catherine: Relena told me you guys were coming here today so I decided to hide and watch you.
Trowa: On an elephant?
Catherine: Well I needed the company and I think bringing your lion would have been a little dangerous. Besides you didn't spot me did you, oh great ex gundam pilot?
Trowa:*Sweatdrops and blushes slightly*
Catherine: *Turns to instructor.* You! I was watching the whole thing Trowa did great, just because he failed one thing doesn't mean he can't get a license! Give it to him now or I'll make my elephant sit on you! (A/N: Catherine is being stupid right now of course you can't get your license if you fail one thing.)
Pimple faced instructor: *Gulps.* B-but miss the regulations!
Catherine: Give it to him now!
Pimple faced instructor: But.....
Catherine: NOW!
Pimple faced instructor: All right all right! I give in! Here you go Mr. Barton, your license.
Trowa shrugged as he took his license and walked triumphantly towards the others. Catherine "hmphed" and trotted away on her elephant. As for the instructor, he looked really really pale.
Pimple faced instructor: U-uh I-I'm g-gonna t-take a b-brake b-be b-back in f-five m-minutes.
All: *Stare accusingly at Trowa.*
Trowa: *Shrugs.* Not my fault!
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A/N: The poor instructor! Will he be back on time? Can the others wait patiently? We will have to see won't we? And hopefully I'll stop talking like this....o_0......Please review! Thank you!
Warnings: Stupidity, stupidity and oh yeah lots and lots and lots of Relena Bashing. So if you like her a lot this fic is probably not for you. ^_^
Driving is Easy, Right?
Chapter Two: Heartbreaks and Elephants
*~*------------------------------------------------------------------------ *~*
When we last left the Gundam Boys they were puking their guts out at "Relena's beauty" and Noin fainted. We now continue the story of this day filled with pure insanity.
Pagan: Ms. Relena we have arrived.
Relena: Thank you Pagan.
She walks out of the limo but since she has so much mascara on she bangs into a pole.
Relena: Move out of your way sir! Can't you see that I am the Queen of the World?
All of them shake their heads shamefully as Noin, who has just recovered leads her into the building. Then they all wait in the line for their forms.
Relena: Um Ms. Noin, do you mind reading it to me? I'm ...uh.... having difficulty seeing.
Noin: Uh, sure.
After all their forms were filled out they sit back down and wait to be called. Then a pimple faced instructor walks in.
Pimple faced instructor: *Smiles* Next is Ms. Relena Peacecraft!
Duo: Aw man, I wanted to be first!!
Relena: Shut up, you freak!
Duo: *Glares* Watch it brat no one messes with the God of Death!
Relena : Yea sure, whatever.
Duo: *Grins evilly* All right, whatever.
Relena walks over to the pimple-faced instructor and starts to flirt with him by holding him real close.
Pimple faced instructor: *Gasps and stares, his smile immediately fading.* Uh, t-t-this way please.
Relena follows him to the practice car while the others go to watch through the observation window.
~*---------------In the practice car--------------------------------~*
Pimple faced instructor: All right now that we are buckled in and you have checked everything, we are ready. I want you to shift into drive and proceed straight slowly.
Relena: Yes sir. *She thinks that she has shifted into drive through all her mascara but she actually she has shifted into reverse....really fast.*
Pimple faced instructor: STOP! STOP! BRAKE!
Relena: Uh, why are we going backwards?
*BAM BAM* They crash into a wall so hard that they bounce off and smash into a pole.
Pimple faced instructor: OUT! OUT! YOU ARE DEFINITELY NOT GETTING YOUR LICENSE!
Relena: Waaaah!! *Runs out past all the boys to the bathroom crying and leaving little streams of mascara behind her with Noin following to console her.*
Boys: *Double over with laughter.*
Pimple faced instructor: Next is Mr. Barton.
Trowa: *Smiles confidently* Coming sir.
****** One hour later ***********
Pimple faced instructor: Well done Mr. Barton you have passed all your tests! Now your last test is parallel parking.
Trowa : *Smirks* Piece of cake.
The pimple-faced instructor then directs him to a tight space between two cars. Trowa backs up and smashes into the car behind them and the he tries to fit into the space by moving forward and smashes into the car in front of them. (This process continues for another 5 minutes.)
Pimple faced instructor: *Shaken up* Um, I'm sorry but I don't think you will be getting your license.
Trowa: *Shrugs.*
Distant voice: How dare you do that to my Trowa! Give him his license now!
The distant voice belongs to Catherine who comes next to their car riding an elephant in her performance outfit. The pimple faced instructor gasps and stares as the elephant touches him with its trunk and Trowa just looks at Catherine as if it were the most natural thing to be in the street on an elephant.
Trowa: What are you doing here Cathy?
Catherine: Relena told me you guys were coming here today so I decided to hide and watch you.
Trowa: On an elephant?
Catherine: Well I needed the company and I think bringing your lion would have been a little dangerous. Besides you didn't spot me did you, oh great ex gundam pilot?
Trowa:*Sweatdrops and blushes slightly*
Catherine: *Turns to instructor.* You! I was watching the whole thing Trowa did great, just because he failed one thing doesn't mean he can't get a license! Give it to him now or I'll make my elephant sit on you! (A/N: Catherine is being stupid right now of course you can't get your license if you fail one thing.)
Pimple faced instructor: *Gulps.* B-but miss the regulations!
Catherine: Give it to him now!
Pimple faced instructor: But.....
Catherine: NOW!
Pimple faced instructor: All right all right! I give in! Here you go Mr. Barton, your license.
Trowa shrugged as he took his license and walked triumphantly towards the others. Catherine "hmphed" and trotted away on her elephant. As for the instructor, he looked really really pale.
Pimple faced instructor: U-uh I-I'm g-gonna t-take a b-brake b-be b-back in f-five m-minutes.
All: *Stare accusingly at Trowa.*
Trowa: *Shrugs.* Not my fault!
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A/N: The poor instructor! Will he be back on time? Can the others wait patiently? We will have to see won't we? And hopefully I'll stop talking like this....o_0......Please review! Thank you!