Disclaimer: I own nothing in this fic except for my retarded instructors
and if you still choose to sue you will only receive a pocket full of lint.
Warnings: Stupidity, stupidity and oh yeah lots and lots and lots of Relena Bashing. So if you like her a lot this fic is probably not for you. ^_^
Driving is Easy, Right?
Chapter Three: The Scary Eyebrows!
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When we last left the Gundam Boys on this insane day, Trowa got his license under *Ahem* Some what normal conditions. (Yea right.) Because of these "normal conditions" the poor instructor needed a break and said he would be back in 5 minutes. We now continue...
****6 min later*****
Duo: Hey that guy said he would be back in 5 minutes and it's all ready been 6! Hmph.
Heero: Baka, a minute makes soo much difference!
Duo: Yea I know! That's what I'm saying.
Heero : *Slaps forehead in frustration and moves away from Duo.*
Just then the Pimple faced instructor walked in wearing a football helmet and a life jacket.
Quatre: Er ....sir why are you wearing that?
Pimple faced instructor: *Glares* Instructors only wear this in extreme emergencies.
Wufei: Hmph, weaklings.
Pimple faced instructor: *Glares at Wufei directly and continues.* Anyway let me see which one of you luna- er gentlemen are going next.
All stare at him as if he were an Oz soldier, as he stares at them studying them looking for a gentle candidate. Quatre was the only one who gave him a warm friendly smile.
Pimple faced instructor: All right, it's your turn Mr. Winner.
Quatre: All right!
Relena: Hey! What about my Heero?
Everyone turned to look at Relena who had finally emerged from the bathroom with mascara, blush and glowing pink eye shadow mixed all over her face due to over reacting and too much crying. A very tired and annoyed looking Noin followed.
Relena: I think my Heero should go next because he is so handsome! *Rushes over and pinches Heero on the cheek.*
Heero: *Pulls away quickly and takes a gun out of er...somewhere.* Omae o korosu!!
Relena: *Looks at the gun pointed directly at her head.* Aww, you didn't before and you won't now because you are just so wonderful! *Leans over and kisses Heero on the lips.*
Heero shakes with rage and storms out of the observation area, but not before getting an old gleam in his eyes and shooting next to Relena's feet making her eep. Everyone else except the instructor remained unmoved.
Pimple faced instructor: Uh, all right as I was saying, Mr. Winner let's go.
Quatre: Coming!
~*------------------------20 min later-----------------------------*~
Pimple faced instructor: All right Mr. Winner, I would like for you to make a left at the next corner.
Quatre stops at the next corner due to a red light. He waits patiently and the only sound that could be heard was the blinking of the left signal blinker. The light drew on while a figure could be seen walking up the street. Quatre finally turned when the figure saw him.
Dorothy: Oh my gosh is that Quatre? Quatre!!
Quatre: Did someone call me? *Sees Dorothy through the rearview mirror running down the street following the car. * Oh no!! *Drives faster.*
Dorothy: Nooo! Quatre, wait for me my love!!
Pimple faced instructor: *Looks at Quatre nervously.*
After 5 long blocks of Dorothy's chasing and Quatre's tying to break away with sharp turns, Quatre's gentlemen side took control once again making him feel bad seeing that his instructor had... wet himself, so finally he stopped. Dorothy ran up to the side of the car breathing normally which was not weird because everyone knew she had to be part witch.
(A/N: I'm sorry Dorothy fans, if there are any. I personally don't like this girl at all and if you really do and take Dorothy bashing to the heart please do not continue to read! Anyway I'll shut up now.)
Dorothy: Oh my Quatre!!
Quatre: Uh hello.
Dorothy: You're learning how to drive, how wonderful!!
Quatre: What makes you say that?
Dorothy: *Points to big sign on the top of the car saying Student Driver.*
Quatre : *Sweatdrops.*
To Be Continued................................
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What will the witch do to our precious Quatre? Will he make it through okay? Will the poor pimple-faced instructor make it to the other lessons? Who knows? The SHADOW KNOWS! and I do mwahaha. (But you can find out in the next part!
A/N: Very short chapter I know, but no worries there is more and a thank you to all who have been reading and reviewing!
Warnings: Stupidity, stupidity and oh yeah lots and lots and lots of Relena Bashing. So if you like her a lot this fic is probably not for you. ^_^
Driving is Easy, Right?
Chapter Three: The Scary Eyebrows!
*~*------------------------------------------------------------------------ *~*
When we last left the Gundam Boys on this insane day, Trowa got his license under *Ahem* Some what normal conditions. (Yea right.) Because of these "normal conditions" the poor instructor needed a break and said he would be back in 5 minutes. We now continue...
****6 min later*****
Duo: Hey that guy said he would be back in 5 minutes and it's all ready been 6! Hmph.
Heero: Baka, a minute makes soo much difference!
Duo: Yea I know! That's what I'm saying.
Heero : *Slaps forehead in frustration and moves away from Duo.*
Just then the Pimple faced instructor walked in wearing a football helmet and a life jacket.
Quatre: Er ....sir why are you wearing that?
Pimple faced instructor: *Glares* Instructors only wear this in extreme emergencies.
Wufei: Hmph, weaklings.
Pimple faced instructor: *Glares at Wufei directly and continues.* Anyway let me see which one of you luna- er gentlemen are going next.
All stare at him as if he were an Oz soldier, as he stares at them studying them looking for a gentle candidate. Quatre was the only one who gave him a warm friendly smile.
Pimple faced instructor: All right, it's your turn Mr. Winner.
Quatre: All right!
Relena: Hey! What about my Heero?
Everyone turned to look at Relena who had finally emerged from the bathroom with mascara, blush and glowing pink eye shadow mixed all over her face due to over reacting and too much crying. A very tired and annoyed looking Noin followed.
Relena: I think my Heero should go next because he is so handsome! *Rushes over and pinches Heero on the cheek.*
Heero: *Pulls away quickly and takes a gun out of er...somewhere.* Omae o korosu!!
Relena: *Looks at the gun pointed directly at her head.* Aww, you didn't before and you won't now because you are just so wonderful! *Leans over and kisses Heero on the lips.*
Heero shakes with rage and storms out of the observation area, but not before getting an old gleam in his eyes and shooting next to Relena's feet making her eep. Everyone else except the instructor remained unmoved.
Pimple faced instructor: Uh, all right as I was saying, Mr. Winner let's go.
Quatre: Coming!
~*------------------------20 min later-----------------------------*~
Pimple faced instructor: All right Mr. Winner, I would like for you to make a left at the next corner.
Quatre stops at the next corner due to a red light. He waits patiently and the only sound that could be heard was the blinking of the left signal blinker. The light drew on while a figure could be seen walking up the street. Quatre finally turned when the figure saw him.
Dorothy: Oh my gosh is that Quatre? Quatre!!
Quatre: Did someone call me? *Sees Dorothy through the rearview mirror running down the street following the car. * Oh no!! *Drives faster.*
Dorothy: Nooo! Quatre, wait for me my love!!
Pimple faced instructor: *Looks at Quatre nervously.*
After 5 long blocks of Dorothy's chasing and Quatre's tying to break away with sharp turns, Quatre's gentlemen side took control once again making him feel bad seeing that his instructor had... wet himself, so finally he stopped. Dorothy ran up to the side of the car breathing normally which was not weird because everyone knew she had to be part witch.
(A/N: I'm sorry Dorothy fans, if there are any. I personally don't like this girl at all and if you really do and take Dorothy bashing to the heart please do not continue to read! Anyway I'll shut up now.)
Dorothy: Oh my Quatre!!
Quatre: Uh hello.
Dorothy: You're learning how to drive, how wonderful!!
Quatre: What makes you say that?
Dorothy: *Points to big sign on the top of the car saying Student Driver.*
Quatre : *Sweatdrops.*
To Be Continued................................
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What will the witch do to our precious Quatre? Will he make it through okay? Will the poor pimple-faced instructor make it to the other lessons? Who knows? The SHADOW KNOWS! and I do mwahaha. (But you can find out in the next part!
A/N: Very short chapter I know, but no worries there is more and a thank you to all who have been reading and reviewing!