Disclaimer: I own nothing in this fic except for my retarded instructors
and if you still choose to sue you will only receive a pocket full of lint.
Warnings: Stupidity, stupidity and oh yeah lots and lots and lots of Relena Bashing. So if you like her a lot this fic is probably not for you. ^_^
Driving is Easy, Right?
Chapter Four: The Witch scares him away.........
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When we last left our precious Quatre (Hey, he is precious to me anyway, don't you guys think he looks like a precious moment figure?) He was cornered by a witch *Ahem* I mean Dorothy. What will happen next? Well here it is.
Dorothy: Anyway! When you get your license you can drive me where ever I want to go.
Quatre: But you know how to drive.
Dorothy: Only with my permit! Besides I want to be with you because you are my boyfriend!
Quatre: What?!?
Dorothy: Don't sound so surprised you know you love me!
Quatre: Uh, I'm sorry Dorothy but no I don't.
Dorothy's double eyebrows knitted together as her eyes became watery, yet still managed to look scary.
Dorothy: Why don' t you love me?
Quatre: You stabbed me!!
The pimple-faced instructor's eyes bugged out as he heard this and he slid away from Quatre and Dorothy trying to hide himself in his life jacket.
Dorothy: But I was wrong to do that! Too many things were going on. Although you know you love me because you forgave me and told Trowa to take care of me!
Quatre: I was delirious from the loss of blood you idiot!!
Dorothy: Quatre! You are spending way too much time with the others, they are corrupting your sweet mind.
Quatre: I'm sorry you are right I was being mean, but it's not their fault it's yours! Please leave me alone!
Dorothy stared at him for a long time thinking about what he said. Quatre waited patiently and since Dorothy was an idiot she took a long time thinking. Such a long time that the instructor got comfortable for a nap. When Dorothy finally finished she looked into Quatre's eyes and spoke.
Dorothy: So when are you going to take me for a drive?
Quatre: Ahh !! I don't need this! I don't need a license! I'm rich, I'll just have my chouffer drive me around!
Quatre then bolted out of the car, alarming the napping instructor. The pimple-faced instructor woke up in time to see Quatre running away towards a taxi with Dorothy in hot pursuit yelling something.
Dorothy: Come back my love!!
Pimple faced instructor: *Shudders* The poor boy, oh well one less to worry about.
~*~-----------------------An hour and a half later-------------------------- -------------------------*~
The pimple faced instructor walks into the observation area looking very puzzled and tired.
Wufei: Kisama! What took you so long and where is Quatre?
Pimple faced instructor: *Sweatdrops* I.er.kinda got lost.
Everyone: *Sweatdrop*
Pimple faced instructor: As for Quatre, he left early because he was being chased by what appeared to be a witch?
Everyone: *Let out a dramatic gasp.* Dorothy!!
Pimple faced instructor: Uh, yea that's her name. Anyway I'm tired of picking who wants to go next?
Wufei and Duo look at each other each with a gleam in their eye.
Wufei: I want to go before this braided baka.
Pimple faced instructor: All-
Duo: Weak?!? You are the weak one Nataku man!
Wufei: Kisama! Calling me weak? This time you have gone too far! You will pay for your disrespect!
Wufei takes out his really BIG sword and chases after Duo. Heero walks back in and he and Trowa sit down on the bench to watch the "show."
*~*--------------------------------------15 minutes later------------------- ---------------------------------------*~
Wufei walks back in dragging an exhausted Duo behind him with a large bump on his head.
Wufei: As I was saying, I will go next.
Heero: Just a bump on the head?
Duo: Hey! It's enough. Besides the author loves me!
*FieryKitsune runs in and hugs Duo.*
Duo: See?
Heero: Yea but I thought she loved me?
FieryKitsune: I do! I do! *Kisses Heero repeatedly.* (Hey it's the only chance I had!)
Heero: Omae- oh forget it.
Duo: Eh heh
(A/N: I'm getting tired of saying Pimple faced instructor so let's just call him PFI for now k?)
PFI: Um okay that was weird.
Trowa: Has there been anything about this day that has not been weird?
PFI: You are right. Anyway let's go Wufei.
Wufei: Hmph. Coming. *Gives the PFI an evil glare.*
PFI:
Like always....to be continued.............
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Awww poor Quatre! Well at least he is safe from Dorothy!
Dorothy: Hey!
Oh shut up! *Shoves her away.*
Quatre: ^________^
Now the poor PFI has to deal with Wufei! Oh boy.....
A thank you once again to everyone who has been reading and reviewing! I wouldn't keep this up if it wasn't for you!
Warnings: Stupidity, stupidity and oh yeah lots and lots and lots of Relena Bashing. So if you like her a lot this fic is probably not for you. ^_^
Driving is Easy, Right?
Chapter Four: The Witch scares him away.........
*~-------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------*~
When we last left our precious Quatre (Hey, he is precious to me anyway, don't you guys think he looks like a precious moment figure?) He was cornered by a witch *Ahem* I mean Dorothy. What will happen next? Well here it is.
Dorothy: Anyway! When you get your license you can drive me where ever I want to go.
Quatre: But you know how to drive.
Dorothy: Only with my permit! Besides I want to be with you because you are my boyfriend!
Quatre: What?!?
Dorothy: Don't sound so surprised you know you love me!
Quatre: Uh, I'm sorry Dorothy but no I don't.
Dorothy's double eyebrows knitted together as her eyes became watery, yet still managed to look scary.
Dorothy: Why don' t you love me?
Quatre: You stabbed me!!
The pimple-faced instructor's eyes bugged out as he heard this and he slid away from Quatre and Dorothy trying to hide himself in his life jacket.
Dorothy: But I was wrong to do that! Too many things were going on. Although you know you love me because you forgave me and told Trowa to take care of me!
Quatre: I was delirious from the loss of blood you idiot!!
Dorothy: Quatre! You are spending way too much time with the others, they are corrupting your sweet mind.
Quatre: I'm sorry you are right I was being mean, but it's not their fault it's yours! Please leave me alone!
Dorothy stared at him for a long time thinking about what he said. Quatre waited patiently and since Dorothy was an idiot she took a long time thinking. Such a long time that the instructor got comfortable for a nap. When Dorothy finally finished she looked into Quatre's eyes and spoke.
Dorothy: So when are you going to take me for a drive?
Quatre: Ahh !! I don't need this! I don't need a license! I'm rich, I'll just have my chouffer drive me around!
Quatre then bolted out of the car, alarming the napping instructor. The pimple-faced instructor woke up in time to see Quatre running away towards a taxi with Dorothy in hot pursuit yelling something.
Dorothy: Come back my love!!
Pimple faced instructor: *Shudders* The poor boy, oh well one less to worry about.
~*~-----------------------An hour and a half later-------------------------- -------------------------*~
The pimple faced instructor walks into the observation area looking very puzzled and tired.
Wufei: Kisama! What took you so long and where is Quatre?
Pimple faced instructor: *Sweatdrops* I.er.kinda got lost.
Everyone: *Sweatdrop*
Pimple faced instructor: As for Quatre, he left early because he was being chased by what appeared to be a witch?
Everyone: *Let out a dramatic gasp.* Dorothy!!
Pimple faced instructor: Uh, yea that's her name. Anyway I'm tired of picking who wants to go next?
Wufei and Duo look at each other each with a gleam in their eye.
Wufei: I want to go before this braided baka.
Pimple faced instructor: All-
Duo: Weak?!? You are the weak one Nataku man!
Wufei: Kisama! Calling me weak? This time you have gone too far! You will pay for your disrespect!
Wufei takes out his really BIG sword and chases after Duo. Heero walks back in and he and Trowa sit down on the bench to watch the "show."
*~*--------------------------------------15 minutes later------------------- ---------------------------------------*~
Wufei walks back in dragging an exhausted Duo behind him with a large bump on his head.
Wufei: As I was saying, I will go next.
Heero: Just a bump on the head?
Duo: Hey! It's enough. Besides the author loves me!
*FieryKitsune runs in and hugs Duo.*
Duo: See?
Heero: Yea but I thought she loved me?
FieryKitsune: I do! I do! *Kisses Heero repeatedly.* (Hey it's the only chance I had!)
Heero: Omae- oh forget it.
Duo: Eh heh
(A/N: I'm getting tired of saying Pimple faced instructor so let's just call him PFI for now k?)
PFI: Um okay that was weird.
Trowa: Has there been anything about this day that has not been weird?
PFI: You are right. Anyway let's go Wufei.
Wufei: Hmph. Coming. *Gives the PFI an evil glare.*
PFI:
Like always....to be continued.............
*~*_________________________________________________________________________ __*~*
Awww poor Quatre! Well at least he is safe from Dorothy!
Dorothy: Hey!
Oh shut up! *Shoves her away.*
Quatre: ^________^
Now the poor PFI has to deal with Wufei! Oh boy.....
A thank you once again to everyone who has been reading and reviewing! I wouldn't keep this up if it wasn't for you!