Disclaimer: I own nothing in this fic except for my retarded instructors
and if you still choose to sue you will only receive a pocket full of lint.
Warnings: Stupidity, stupidity and oh yeah lots and lots and lots of Relena Bashing. So if you like her a lot this fic is probably not for you. ^_^
Must I really keep repeating myself so much? You guys get it by now! ^________^
Driving is Easy, Right?
Chapter Five: Sam the Spider
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When we last left our poor PFI, he was left to teach Wufei next. Will he survive? I know, but you don't! But you can find out if you continue to read.
Wufei: Oi! Shut up onna!
FieryKitsune: *Blows rasberry.*
Wufei: Hmph.
FieryKitsune: *Glares* Anyway, on with the story.
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PFI: Shall we go Mr. Chang?
Wufei: Yea, yea I'm coming you weakling.
PFI: .................................*Grumble, grumble.*
*~------------------------15 minutes later---------------------------------- -------*~
PFI: Wonderful Mr. Chang you have done great throughout the whole exam so far.
Wufei: Naturally, only a weakling can't drive.
PFI: Uh-huh okay, sure.
Wufei: So what now?
PFI: Okay, let's see how good you are at parallel parking. Please do so under that tree.
Wufei:..... All right.
Wufei parked carefully under the tree and smirked at the PFI who actually smiled.
PFI: Well Mr. Chang I think that-
PFI was suddenly cut off when there was a soft thud on the car's windshield and a shrill scream pierced through the calm afternoon. The PFI was very startled and looked over at Wufei.
Wufei: Ahh! Get it off! Get it off!
Wufei was crawling up his seat while screaming and pointing a shaky finger at the windshield. PFI finally looked at the windshield and laughed.
PFI: A Spider? Mwahahhahahhahahah!!!! *Turns red from laughter.*
Outside on the car's windshield was a spider, a very friendly happy spider, who was waving one of it's eight legs at Wufei.
Spider: *Has a tiny smile on its face.* Hi my name is Sam!
Wufei: Ahhh!
PFI: Aww! Hi Sam!
PFI continued to laugh uncontrollably watching Wufei hyperventilating until Wufei got too scared.
Wufei: Kisama! Be useful! The enemy is at hand! Kill it! kill it!
Sam the Spider: Me? *Gulps*
PFI: No! He is cute and you are a weakling!
Wufei: How dare you call me a weakling!
With one flowing motion Wufei grabbed the PFI by the life jacket and got a good hold on his head when the PFI was close enough to him.
Wufei: *Holding the PFI's head real close to the windshield.* See the enemy? Be a man! Kill it!
PFI: No!!
Wufei: *Bangs the PFI's head against windshield at the spot where sam the spider is.* Kill!
PFI:: *Dazed* No!
*Bang*
PFI: *Even more dazed.* No!
Wufei: *Bangs the PFI once more and the windshield cracks.* Kill it!
PFI: .................................. (A/N: Apparently Wufei is giving this poor guy a concussion.) No!
Sam the Spider: Yay!! *Holds up pom poms that say PFI.*
Wufei: Damnit I said kill it!
Then wiith all of Wufei's strength he rammed the poor PFI's head through the windshield, breaking the glass and sending Sam the Spider flying.
Sam the Spider: Ahhhh!!
Wufei: There now that wasn't a lot to ask was it?
PFI: *Unconcious*
Wufei: Uh, um PFI? *Shakes the PFI.*
PFI: *Still unconscious.*
Wufei: Oops.
*~-------------------------20 minutes later------------------------------- *~
Wufei walked in to the observation area carrying PFI over on his shoulder and leaving the now battered car in front of the observation window.
Trowa: Wufei! What happened to him and the car?!?
Wufei: Nothing.
PFI: *Starts to mumble: No Wufei don't kill Sam the spider noo!*
Trowa: *Sweatdrops*
Duo: Oh great! Wufei you knocked the PFI out cold and now how are me and Heero going to get our turns?
Wufei: I don't know and I don't care!
Duo and Heero: *Glare at him*
Suddenly a blonde girl with a instructor's outfit walked by. She was very pretty and seemed very intelligent.
Trowa: Excuse me! Miss!
Blonde girl: Yes?
Trowa: Um, something happened to our instructor and we need a new one, including a new car.
Blond girl: Oh dear, well I will go get you another instructor with her own car.
Duo: Cool babes, but uh, what do we do about him? *Points to the PFI.*
Blond girl: Put him on the floor.
Wufei: *Not to gently, puts the PFI on the floor.*
Blond girl: *Picks up the PFI's arm and drags him away.*
Everyone: *Blink blink*
After another 10 minutes a brunette girl walked...er bounced up to the group smiling sweetly.
Trowa: *Smiles* H-
Valley Girl: Like Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like I'm going to be your new instructor.
Trowa: *Blinks and stops smiling.*
Valley Girl: Like which one of you cuties is going next?
*Silence*
Valley Girl: Aww, like don't be shy. *Spots Heero* Hey! You are really cute!
Heero: *Sweatdrops slightly.*
Valley Girl: Come on sweetie, you are going next. *Snuggles up to Heero.*
Heero: *Gives his patented glare at 50%*
Relena: *Turns red with anger.* Hey You! Thats my Heero!
Duo: *Grabs Relena and drags her away.*
Relena: *Voics is :muffled as she is dragged away.* Stay away from my Heero you b****!!
Valley Girl: Like she was nice! So lets like go sugar.
Heero: ........
Valley Girl: Like a quiet one eh? I had a boyfriend just like you! He was like so sweet and totally awesome! Maybe we can hook up eh?
Heero: ................. *Increases his patented glare to 75%*
To be continued......(again...)......
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Uh-oh Heero is next. Will he survive the curse of the Valley Girl? Will the Valley Girl survive against Heero?
Find out in the next part!
(A/N: I know Valley girls are usually blond in stories but people forget that there are brunette valley girls so thats why I made mine a brunette!) Thanks for your reviews! They really make my day!
Warnings: Stupidity, stupidity and oh yeah lots and lots and lots of Relena Bashing. So if you like her a lot this fic is probably not for you. ^_^
Must I really keep repeating myself so much? You guys get it by now! ^________^
Driving is Easy, Right?
Chapter Five: Sam the Spider
*~*------------------------------------------------------------------------- -*~*
When we last left our poor PFI, he was left to teach Wufei next. Will he survive? I know, but you don't! But you can find out if you continue to read.
Wufei: Oi! Shut up onna!
FieryKitsune: *Blows rasberry.*
Wufei: Hmph.
FieryKitsune: *Glares* Anyway, on with the story.
~*------------------------------------------------------------------------ *~
PFI: Shall we go Mr. Chang?
Wufei: Yea, yea I'm coming you weakling.
PFI: .................................*Grumble, grumble.*
*~------------------------15 minutes later---------------------------------- -------*~
PFI: Wonderful Mr. Chang you have done great throughout the whole exam so far.
Wufei: Naturally, only a weakling can't drive.
PFI: Uh-huh okay, sure.
Wufei: So what now?
PFI: Okay, let's see how good you are at parallel parking. Please do so under that tree.
Wufei:..... All right.
Wufei parked carefully under the tree and smirked at the PFI who actually smiled.
PFI: Well Mr. Chang I think that-
PFI was suddenly cut off when there was a soft thud on the car's windshield and a shrill scream pierced through the calm afternoon. The PFI was very startled and looked over at Wufei.
Wufei: Ahh! Get it off! Get it off!
Wufei was crawling up his seat while screaming and pointing a shaky finger at the windshield. PFI finally looked at the windshield and laughed.
PFI: A Spider? Mwahahhahahhahahah!!!! *Turns red from laughter.*
Outside on the car's windshield was a spider, a very friendly happy spider, who was waving one of it's eight legs at Wufei.
Spider: *Has a tiny smile on its face.* Hi my name is Sam!
Wufei: Ahhh!
PFI: Aww! Hi Sam!
PFI continued to laugh uncontrollably watching Wufei hyperventilating until Wufei got too scared.
Wufei: Kisama! Be useful! The enemy is at hand! Kill it! kill it!
Sam the Spider: Me? *Gulps*
PFI: No! He is cute and you are a weakling!
Wufei: How dare you call me a weakling!
With one flowing motion Wufei grabbed the PFI by the life jacket and got a good hold on his head when the PFI was close enough to him.
Wufei: *Holding the PFI's head real close to the windshield.* See the enemy? Be a man! Kill it!
PFI: No!!
Wufei: *Bangs the PFI's head against windshield at the spot where sam the spider is.* Kill!
PFI:: *Dazed* No!
*Bang*
PFI: *Even more dazed.* No!
Wufei: *Bangs the PFI once more and the windshield cracks.* Kill it!
PFI: .................................. (A/N: Apparently Wufei is giving this poor guy a concussion.) No!
Sam the Spider: Yay!! *Holds up pom poms that say PFI.*
Wufei: Damnit I said kill it!
Then wiith all of Wufei's strength he rammed the poor PFI's head through the windshield, breaking the glass and sending Sam the Spider flying.
Sam the Spider: Ahhhh!!
Wufei: There now that wasn't a lot to ask was it?
PFI: *Unconcious*
Wufei: Uh, um PFI? *Shakes the PFI.*
PFI: *Still unconscious.*
Wufei: Oops.
*~-------------------------20 minutes later------------------------------- *~
Wufei walked in to the observation area carrying PFI over on his shoulder and leaving the now battered car in front of the observation window.
Trowa: Wufei! What happened to him and the car?!?
Wufei: Nothing.
PFI: *Starts to mumble: No Wufei don't kill Sam the spider noo!*
Trowa: *Sweatdrops*
Duo: Oh great! Wufei you knocked the PFI out cold and now how are me and Heero going to get our turns?
Wufei: I don't know and I don't care!
Duo and Heero: *Glare at him*
Suddenly a blonde girl with a instructor's outfit walked by. She was very pretty and seemed very intelligent.
Trowa: Excuse me! Miss!
Blonde girl: Yes?
Trowa: Um, something happened to our instructor and we need a new one, including a new car.
Blond girl: Oh dear, well I will go get you another instructor with her own car.
Duo: Cool babes, but uh, what do we do about him? *Points to the PFI.*
Blond girl: Put him on the floor.
Wufei: *Not to gently, puts the PFI on the floor.*
Blond girl: *Picks up the PFI's arm and drags him away.*
Everyone: *Blink blink*
After another 10 minutes a brunette girl walked...er bounced up to the group smiling sweetly.
Trowa: *Smiles* H-
Valley Girl: Like Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like I'm going to be your new instructor.
Trowa: *Blinks and stops smiling.*
Valley Girl: Like which one of you cuties is going next?
*Silence*
Valley Girl: Aww, like don't be shy. *Spots Heero* Hey! You are really cute!
Heero: *Sweatdrops slightly.*
Valley Girl: Come on sweetie, you are going next. *Snuggles up to Heero.*
Heero: *Gives his patented glare at 50%*
Relena: *Turns red with anger.* Hey You! Thats my Heero!
Duo: *Grabs Relena and drags her away.*
Relena: *Voics is :muffled as she is dragged away.* Stay away from my Heero you b****!!
Valley Girl: Like she was nice! So lets like go sugar.
Heero: ........
Valley Girl: Like a quiet one eh? I had a boyfriend just like you! He was like so sweet and totally awesome! Maybe we can hook up eh?
Heero: ................. *Increases his patented glare to 75%*
To be continued......(again...)......
~*-------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------*~
Uh-oh Heero is next. Will he survive the curse of the Valley Girl? Will the Valley Girl survive against Heero?
Find out in the next part!
(A/N: I know Valley girls are usually blond in stories but people forget that there are brunette valley girls so thats why I made mine a brunette!) Thanks for your reviews! They really make my day!