Disclaimer: I own nothing in this fic except for my retarded instructors
and if you still choose to sue you will only receive a pocket full of lint.
A/N: By this point I'm not repeating anything anymore. ^__^
Driving is Easy, Right?
Chapter Six: Speed Demon
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When we last left the G-boys, it was finally Heero's turn. But because of Wufei's arachnophobia the PFI was no longer able to be the instructor and a brunette valley girl took his place. Will Heero last through his lesson without killing the valley girl? Lets see...
~*___In the practice car. ___*~
Valley Girl: Like wow, like you are like so good at this! You like put on your seatbelt so well!
Heero: ......................................
Valley Girl: Aww and you're like so humble too!
Heero:......................
Valley Girl: Like anyway, first you have to like um...take that stick thingy and move it to the little letter D. I like don't know what it like stands for but I like think it like stands for like drive or something.
Heero: ......Obviously......
Valley Girl: Wow you have like such a sexy voice! I think I'm like really falling in like love with you!
Heero: .......................*Patented glare up to a dangerous 80%*
Valley Girl: And like you have like such a pretty glare!
Heero: *Slight sweatdrop*
Valley Girl: Like ready? Okay! Why don't we like start off slowly I wouldn't want to like rattle your sensitive nerves...
Heero: *Takes off like a bat out of hell*
Valley Girl: *Laughs* Weeeeeeeeeee!!
Heero: ' This girl is either brave or beyond stupid....'
Valley Girl: Wooooow like look at all the pretty colors!
Heero: ' ......No, definitely beyond stupid.... '
Valley Girl: Faster! ..Like go faster!
Heero: ....Are you sure?
Valley Girl: Like positive! Go , go, go!
Heero: *Shrugs and complies pressing the pedal to its maximum*
Sure enough as Heero and his *ahem* instructor speed dangerously through the streets the one person you never want to catch you doing this, saw them. Yes folks a cop spotted them as the coffee he was drinking was blown against his face by the force of wind the speeding car caused as it passed.
Cop: *Puts on the siren and takes off after them in his car*
Valley Girl: Like weeeeeeeeeeee! This is like so much fun...huh? What's that?
Heero: *Keeps on driving not paying attention to the cop behind them having been used to out running Oz soldiers. * .........It's a cop.
Valley Girl: Like wooooooooooooow, that's so cool, is he like impressed with your driving? Then I'd definitely say that you passed! *Hands him the white slip of paper signaling that he has passed.*
Heero: ' Baka..'......Thanks. ......Shall I pull over now?
Cop: *Speaks into the loudspeaker* Hey! Pull over!
Valley Girl: Well like that was rude! Why should we just for like him?!? Keep going!
Heero: ..... Umm.......
Valley Girl: Like never mind! Like I'll do it, you're too slow anyway!
Heero: o_0
Valley Girl: *Hops on to his lap and takes control of the driving. *
Heero: *Glare has finally reached 100%* Omae o korosu! *Holds his gun against her neck. *
Valley Girl: *Giggles. * Heheheh like later baby, later! We'll get to do like all that fun stuff later!
Heero: *Massive sweatstream*
Cop: *Still chasing them. * I thought I told you guys to pull over! *Speaks into his intercom.* I'm going to need backup....
Heero: *Casually looks through the side view mirror and sees a squad of police cars chasing them as they zoom at 250 miles per hour. *
Valley Girl: Like look! Like they are playing follow the leader! How cute!
Heero: .........*Looks at her as if she has four heads. * How did you ever become an instructor?
Valley Girl: My daddy is like the boss!! ^____^
Heero: 'Figures....'
An hour later the Valley Girl finally brought Heero back to the DMV but quickly departed not wanting to give up her post as the leader in the game with the cops. Not that she would have to worry about that....
Heero: *Walks in casually as if nothing happened. *
Duo: Heero! You're alive! How'd it go? Did ya get your license?
Heero: Yeah...
Duo: Where is...*shivers* that girl?
Heero: *Points out the window. *
Everyone else: *Turn to look outside and sweatdrop at the laughing valley girl speeding down the street with at least a hundred cop cars behind her. *
Duo: What did you do?!?
Heero: Hn. I didn't do anything.
Trowa: *Eyes him suspiciously* Are you sure?
Heero: Positive.
Wufei: Oh...okay then.
Duo: Hey! This isn't fair! Now I won't get a chance to terrify some retarded instructor!
Wufei: Do I look like I care?
Duo: *Blows raspberry*
Wufei: *Glares at him as he wipes his face. * Duo...
Duo: Yeeeeeessss Wu-Wu?
Wufei: *Smirks evilly*...Run...
Duo: *Eeps and runs for dear life. *
Wufei: *Quickly takes chase*
Duo: *Keeps running and crashes into someone. *
Someone: Ow.
Duo: Oops. So sorry! ...*Takes a closer look at him. * Hey you must be the replacement instructor!
Someone: Huh?
Duo: I'm so happy you're here! Now it's finally my turn! C'mon lets get going!
Someone: But wait...wait!
Duo: *Runs back to the others* Look at my instructor!
Trowa and Heero: *Sweatdrop.*
Trowa: Uh Duo, that's not the instructor he's the .
Duo: *Has already left, dragging the poor man behind him. *
Trowa: .Janitor.
Heero: Baka.
Wufei: *Comes back out of breath.* Where did that idiot go?
Heero and Trowa: *Point outside. *
Wufei: *Sweatdrops.*
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A/N: Oh my..poor Duo in his haste to have his turn has ran off with the janitor. Will the janitor make it out okay? And if he doesn't does that mean Duo has to take over his job? Who knows? That's right, you know that I know so you have to wait till I decide to tell you mwhahaha! Sorry, a little too much sugar consumption while writing this chapter..
Hope you liked please review! Ja ne! ^______________^
A/N: By this point I'm not repeating anything anymore. ^__^
Driving is Easy, Right?
Chapter Six: Speed Demon
*~*------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------*~*
When we last left the G-boys, it was finally Heero's turn. But because of Wufei's arachnophobia the PFI was no longer able to be the instructor and a brunette valley girl took his place. Will Heero last through his lesson without killing the valley girl? Lets see...
~*___In the practice car. ___*~
Valley Girl: Like wow, like you are like so good at this! You like put on your seatbelt so well!
Heero: ......................................
Valley Girl: Aww and you're like so humble too!
Heero:......................
Valley Girl: Like anyway, first you have to like um...take that stick thingy and move it to the little letter D. I like don't know what it like stands for but I like think it like stands for like drive or something.
Heero: ......Obviously......
Valley Girl: Wow you have like such a sexy voice! I think I'm like really falling in like love with you!
Heero: .......................*Patented glare up to a dangerous 80%*
Valley Girl: And like you have like such a pretty glare!
Heero: *Slight sweatdrop*
Valley Girl: Like ready? Okay! Why don't we like start off slowly I wouldn't want to like rattle your sensitive nerves...
Heero: *Takes off like a bat out of hell*
Valley Girl: *Laughs* Weeeeeeeeeee!!
Heero: ' This girl is either brave or beyond stupid....'
Valley Girl: Wooooow like look at all the pretty colors!
Heero: ' ......No, definitely beyond stupid.... '
Valley Girl: Faster! ..Like go faster!
Heero: ....Are you sure?
Valley Girl: Like positive! Go , go, go!
Heero: *Shrugs and complies pressing the pedal to its maximum*
Sure enough as Heero and his *ahem* instructor speed dangerously through the streets the one person you never want to catch you doing this, saw them. Yes folks a cop spotted them as the coffee he was drinking was blown against his face by the force of wind the speeding car caused as it passed.
Cop: *Puts on the siren and takes off after them in his car*
Valley Girl: Like weeeeeeeeeeee! This is like so much fun...huh? What's that?
Heero: *Keeps on driving not paying attention to the cop behind them having been used to out running Oz soldiers. * .........It's a cop.
Valley Girl: Like wooooooooooooow, that's so cool, is he like impressed with your driving? Then I'd definitely say that you passed! *Hands him the white slip of paper signaling that he has passed.*
Heero: ' Baka..'......Thanks. ......Shall I pull over now?
Cop: *Speaks into the loudspeaker* Hey! Pull over!
Valley Girl: Well like that was rude! Why should we just for like him?!? Keep going!
Heero: ..... Umm.......
Valley Girl: Like never mind! Like I'll do it, you're too slow anyway!
Heero: o_0
Valley Girl: *Hops on to his lap and takes control of the driving. *
Heero: *Glare has finally reached 100%* Omae o korosu! *Holds his gun against her neck. *
Valley Girl: *Giggles. * Heheheh like later baby, later! We'll get to do like all that fun stuff later!
Heero: *Massive sweatstream*
Cop: *Still chasing them. * I thought I told you guys to pull over! *Speaks into his intercom.* I'm going to need backup....
Heero: *Casually looks through the side view mirror and sees a squad of police cars chasing them as they zoom at 250 miles per hour. *
Valley Girl: Like look! Like they are playing follow the leader! How cute!
Heero: .........*Looks at her as if she has four heads. * How did you ever become an instructor?
Valley Girl: My daddy is like the boss!! ^____^
Heero: 'Figures....'
An hour later the Valley Girl finally brought Heero back to the DMV but quickly departed not wanting to give up her post as the leader in the game with the cops. Not that she would have to worry about that....
Heero: *Walks in casually as if nothing happened. *
Duo: Heero! You're alive! How'd it go? Did ya get your license?
Heero: Yeah...
Duo: Where is...*shivers* that girl?
Heero: *Points out the window. *
Everyone else: *Turn to look outside and sweatdrop at the laughing valley girl speeding down the street with at least a hundred cop cars behind her. *
Duo: What did you do?!?
Heero: Hn. I didn't do anything.
Trowa: *Eyes him suspiciously* Are you sure?
Heero: Positive.
Wufei: Oh...okay then.
Duo: Hey! This isn't fair! Now I won't get a chance to terrify some retarded instructor!
Wufei: Do I look like I care?
Duo: *Blows raspberry*
Wufei: *Glares at him as he wipes his face. * Duo...
Duo: Yeeeeeessss Wu-Wu?
Wufei: *Smirks evilly*...Run...
Duo: *Eeps and runs for dear life. *
Wufei: *Quickly takes chase*
Duo: *Keeps running and crashes into someone. *
Someone: Ow.
Duo: Oops. So sorry! ...*Takes a closer look at him. * Hey you must be the replacement instructor!
Someone: Huh?
Duo: I'm so happy you're here! Now it's finally my turn! C'mon lets get going!
Someone: But wait...wait!
Duo: *Runs back to the others* Look at my instructor!
Trowa and Heero: *Sweatdrop.*
Trowa: Uh Duo, that's not the instructor he's the .
Duo: *Has already left, dragging the poor man behind him. *
Trowa: .Janitor.
Heero: Baka.
Wufei: *Comes back out of breath.* Where did that idiot go?
Heero and Trowa: *Point outside. *
Wufei: *Sweatdrops.*
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A/N: Oh my..poor Duo in his haste to have his turn has ran off with the janitor. Will the janitor make it out okay? And if he doesn't does that mean Duo has to take over his job? Who knows? That's right, you know that I know so you have to wait till I decide to tell you mwhahaha! Sorry, a little too much sugar consumption while writing this chapter..
Hope you liked please review! Ja ne! ^______________^