This is my first Fanfiction story thingy. I don't own any brand name
included in this stupid thing I'm writing. Except for Dr. Waffle, I
trademarked that!
It began simply enough at 12:45 pm in the High-School cafeteria, and the biggest annoyance in the world, Mohammed K. went up to the vending machine to get some waffles. He inserts his .75 cents and this is where the story takes on!
Mohammed- Oh! WAFFLES I like waffles!...F.... 3... What the!
Mohammed- Stupid machine!
Machine voice- No you are stupid ha ha ha . feel my wrath ha ha CREAKK CRASH!
Mohammed-No I have little pieces of shit in me! Get it off !!! get it off!!! WAAAAAA!!
???-So.Mohammed, uh.. can I call you mo?
Mohammed- No
???- ok Mo, how.
Mohammed- I said no you moldy sorry excuse for a breakfast meal thing!
???-I don't care! This is my turf now. Not so tough now huh? The name's Fredric Jason Waffle the Third, but you can call me. DUH DA DUMM!!!!
Mo- No need for the crappy theme song there buddy.
???-DR. WAFFLE!!! FWA DOUBLE HA HA HA ! ("Fwa double ha ha ha" is a registered trademark of me so don't use it k? Or I will seek you down, and eat your flesh with a salty stick!)
Dr. Waffle(Dr. from now on)- Well, now that you are here, I might as well show you the ropes. Ok , if someone wants a Rice Crispies Treat bar with chocolate chunks in it.
Mo- It looks like it came out of my dogs ass this morning..
Dr.- You don't have a dog.
Mo- How di.
Dr.- No need to ask, ill tell you I know everything about anything that exists in this world, and there is nothing you can do to try to stop me from seeing into you. ANYWAY, Mo,
Mo- Don't call me that
Dr- I can, and you can't stop me, so.. I think I will. K? If someone wants to eat you, they will insert 60 cents, press A,3 and you will leave us and then become a piece of shit just like the chunks in your stomach there, and I hope you get hurt falling down. In here, 4 feet can seem like 10 stories! Happy Trails little buddy! Well no. hey here comes someone now.. I hope he is hungry!
Mo- STOP CALLING ME MO ITS MOHAMMED YOU IDIOT!!!
Dr.- How about..no
It began simply enough at 12:45 pm in the High-School cafeteria, and the biggest annoyance in the world, Mohammed K. went up to the vending machine to get some waffles. He inserts his .75 cents and this is where the story takes on!
Mohammed- Oh! WAFFLES I like waffles!...F.... 3... What the!
Mohammed- Stupid machine!
Machine voice- No you are stupid ha ha ha . feel my wrath ha ha CREAKK CRASH!
Mohammed-No I have little pieces of shit in me! Get it off !!! get it off!!! WAAAAAA!!
???-So.Mohammed, uh.. can I call you mo?
Mohammed- No
???- ok Mo, how.
Mohammed- I said no you moldy sorry excuse for a breakfast meal thing!
???-I don't care! This is my turf now. Not so tough now huh? The name's Fredric Jason Waffle the Third, but you can call me. DUH DA DUMM!!!!
Mo- No need for the crappy theme song there buddy.
???-DR. WAFFLE!!! FWA DOUBLE HA HA HA ! ("Fwa double ha ha ha" is a registered trademark of me so don't use it k? Or I will seek you down, and eat your flesh with a salty stick!)
Dr. Waffle(Dr. from now on)- Well, now that you are here, I might as well show you the ropes. Ok , if someone wants a Rice Crispies Treat bar with chocolate chunks in it.
Mo- It looks like it came out of my dogs ass this morning..
Dr.- You don't have a dog.
Mo- How di.
Dr.- No need to ask, ill tell you I know everything about anything that exists in this world, and there is nothing you can do to try to stop me from seeing into you. ANYWAY, Mo,
Mo- Don't call me that
Dr- I can, and you can't stop me, so.. I think I will. K? If someone wants to eat you, they will insert 60 cents, press A,3 and you will leave us and then become a piece of shit just like the chunks in your stomach there, and I hope you get hurt falling down. In here, 4 feet can seem like 10 stories! Happy Trails little buddy! Well no. hey here comes someone now.. I hope he is hungry!
Mo- STOP CALLING ME MO ITS MOHAMMED YOU IDIOT!!!
Dr.- How about..no