Dr.- AHHHHH1 Get it off me! Get it off!!..er? What? I am like SOPPOSED to be dead now. but.. uh..

Dr.- Uh. Hi? Oh no.. NO plea-

~SHLUUURRPP!!~

Animal- FLAAAARREEE!!

Dr.- Ha..haaa. that's.that's disgusting..ehh..(wipes the saliva off his face with the back of his hand) yeah.hey..i kinda like you..Im gonna have to name you something though.. Lets see.. I am a Waffle.. uh, mutated, of course, and you are a.. well.. a dog, slash cat, slash warm-thing.. HEY! COOL! (feels his pocket) I found a.. spoonfork. No wait. (reads the engraving on the back of the handle) a spork? ?!!!! THAT'S PERFECT! Ill name you. spork the dog, slash cat, slash warm thin-

~BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!~

Dr.- Now where did I hear that before? !! The school bell!! But shouldn't it be a ring? Anyway.. this means people .and Bob ,the janitor..

Dr.-Spork? Where did you go

Spork- Eeon!

Dr- oh there you are- (the ground starts to shake violently)