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A/N: I AM SOOOOO SORRY GUYS!!! IT'S BEEN A WHILE... I HAD THE DANCE, WHERE I HAD MY FIRST SLOW DANCE EVER!! AND MY FIRST DANCE PERIOD!! I HAD NEVER BEEN TO A DANCE BEFORE BUT NOW I REGRET IT!! I LOVED IT!! MY FIRST SLOW DANCE WAS WITH MICHAEL AND I GREATLY APPRECIATE HIM LETTING MY FIRST DANCE BE WITH HIM!! THANK YOU SO MUCH MIKEY!!! I WILL REMEMBER THIS FOREVER!! THANK YOU!

A/N: I HAD BAND COUNCIL, CLAS TRANSFERRING, BLAH BLAH, BLAH!! ALSO I HAD FRIENDS!! GOD I HATE EMILY!! ERR... SO LET ME TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE YOU GO ON TO CHAPTER EIGHT!!

AT MY THIRD SLOW DANCE WITH MICHAEL!! I DANCED MYS ECOND WITH BRYAN BTW.. ANYWAY SHE WAS LIKE MAY I CUT IN? I SAID "NO" SHE GLARED AT ME LIKE I WAS THE DEVIL!!! I KEPT DANCING WITH MICHAEL AS WE SWUNG BACK AND FORTH GENTLY AND CLOSELY... THEN FOR EFFECT I WHISPERED SOMETHING IN HIS EAR MAKING HIM BLUSH!!! HEHEHEHE!!! EMILY ASKED OVER AND OVER AND I SAID NO!! AFTER THE SLOW DANCE SHE LEFT AND MICHAEL TOLD ME THAT IF I HAD LET HER CUT IN, HE WOULD HAVE STOPPED DANCING!!! HAHAHAHAHA!! BOO YA EMILY!!!

A/N: MY FRIEND, MB HAS A THING FOR BRYAN!! WAA HOO! SO OF COURSE IM TRYING TO PLAY MATCHMAKER RIGHT??? AND THEN IT WAS ALL LIKE GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! ANYWAY MARYBETH SAT WITH US AT LUNCH AND I BUGGED HER AND I SENT HER A NOTE SAYING MARYBETH HEARTS BRYAN AND SHE TOLD EMILY AND EMILY WAS LIKE OF COURSE WERE MAD !! I WAS LIKE "WE"?!!? HEY FUCK IT I DONT LIKE HER AND ANYWAY I DONT REALLY CARE MARYBETH CAN PISS OFF TOO BECAUSE OF HER FUCKING SITTING AT OUR TABLE WE HAD LIKE FIVE PREPS COME TOS IT WITH US!! I WAS LIKE HELL!! ANYWAY

NOTE: LISTEN TO LIMP BIZKIT'S CD RESULTS MAY VARY AND LISTEN TO THE SONG "PHENOMENON"

DISCLAIMER: I sure as hell don't own characters now after denying that I owned them for seven chapters and two short factual stories!!

TO MR. SIRIUS BLACK

Chapter 8

Ignorance Is Bliss

The students seemed to be happy that it was almost time for Christmas break. I was glad myself. The word on what happened had gotten out. Voldemort was dead after all of these years. The students were all glad to be going to see their families to celebrate.

My last class was especially rowdy. I didn't care. I decided it was time for a break. Usually I would have been strict and taken away points, but I couldn't help but smile.

"Professor?" A bright young Ravenclaw yelled, raising her hand. I looked at her and nodded, "Could you tell us about what happened with You-Know-Who?"

"I could Ms. Clyde, yet I choose not to tell you what happened to the poor fool who called himself Voldemort." How people could still flinch at the name never ceased to amaze me. The students looked down defeated.

The bell rang as my Hermione came through the door. I smiled brightly at her. She came over to me and kissed me.

"Are we planning the wedding?" She asked me looking out at the fresh snow that had fallen. "I would like it to be sometime in the winter months. Winter is my favorite time." She said leaning against me.

"Mine too. The cold can be so beautiful sometimes yet so harsh." I closed my eyes, thinking of my father and my mother. I loved my mother. I only felt bad that nothing I can do will help her now. Too many years with Father.

"So it's settled then, I would like it to be in February or a little earlier." I nodded to her. First challenge, the guest list, where to have it, reservations, a planner maybe...

"Severus?" I asked going out on a limb and asking for help from my favorite professor. He looked at me blankly.

"Draco." He said as he started to sneer a bit. This was going to be difficult if I knew him.

"I need a place to get married, and I was wondering where..." It was hard to believe this nasty man had to ever get married. He wasn't always like this...

After Hogwarts he found his love, the only bad thing was the way he had treated her. Lily Evans had been taken. He did proceed to get her back, but by the time of the wedding he had already been a Deatheater. She, of course, didn't approve of this and immediately left him... James Potter...

His facial features softened a bit, "So she's your Lily, huh? You love her that much?" I smiled at him as his gaze drifted off to a picture of a young redhead looking at the picture happily.

"I do..."

"I have the perfect place for you..."

"Guest list. This could fit maybe fifty people, we have to choose well." Hermione said getting out a magical quill, a trick she had learned from Rita Skeeter.

"The professors..." I said mainly thinking of Severus who had given me the perfect place...

"Ron and Harry." I glared at her. She was still inviting Potter? "Yes I am still inviting Harry." I hate when she does that. She smiled sweetly at me.

"Mother, Blaise, and Millicent if you don't mind..." I could have my friends come too.

"What about you know... Them?" Ugh! I was trying to forget them. I gave her my school years glare. She sighed as I tried to forget what she said....

"We are not inviting my boss!!!" I said trying to find any reason to avoid the subject. She rolled her eyes.

"After this year, I can go back to my nice life being an auror. It's kind of sad to leave though..." The kids were brats, but I would miss them...

"You know you could always visit and do lectures here..." I suggested smiling a bit. You know, I like smiling...

"Ron!!!" I looked in the mirror of her rooms and saw the familiar red head at the door. I turned around and looked at him blankly.

"Hermione. Draco... I have come from a far place galaxies away to try and find out about your wedding." I don't know if he was trying to sound like a centaur, but whatever it was, it wasn't working for him.

"No." Hermione said voicing what I was thinking. I smiled at him warmly as I started to laugh a bit. I need wine tonight. Either that or sex...

"Come on, I was trying to pull Star Wars... Ever since you made me watch it, I've been a bit obsessed." Star Wars? How could stars fight? How could you watch it, and why would Hermione make him? Surely I wasn't aware of this.

"A movie, Draco..." She said realizing I didn't know what she was talking about... A movie? A what?

"It's this cute little bugger in a box that tells a story. Like a book for the slow..." I would have to check that out sometime. Hermione hit him over the head.

"You aren't slow, Ron!" She slapped him on the head. He looked at her in mock offense.

"I wasn't referring to myself, but now that I think about it, I must be slow if you say that I am!" I laughed loudly. Hermione blushed crimson.

"Ron, you know I didn't... You know I wouldn't.... You know what I'm bloody well trying to say!!!" This was quite amusing to see her dig herself deeper trying to find the right words.

"Yes Hermione, continue." Ron said trying to keep a straight face. He eyed me and I nodded for him to continue. I guess I never gave Weasley enough credit for wits.

"You aren't as slow as you say you are then!!!" Ron looked at her suspiciously.

"So I'm slow at all?' He asked her doing a marvelous job at keeping me entertained.

"No!! Of course you're not!! You can't be slow since you're an auror too, and..." She caught on... It took her long enough... "If you could pull one over on me then you can't be slow at all."

"You think quite highly of yourself Professor Granger. I was able to 'pull one over on you' as you so juvenilely refer to it, quite easily." I said getting a smirk from Weasley.

"Professor Malfoy, you pulled one over on me because I let you pull one over on me. You on the other hand are quite easy to be able to prank... You just have to know which buttons to push." She said grabbing a banana.

She unpeeled it sensually. I watched her suck on the banana caressing it with her tongue. Then quite suddenly, she bit it into many little pieces.

I loosened my collar and took off my jacket as I started to sweat. Ron's eyes were popping out of his head.

She had won... For now!

A/N This chapter was short cuz no one reviewed orgin naly it was like four times as long!! if u get me ten reviews then ill post twice this week!! come on!! if u dont review i wont post!!

Im starting a CONTESTT

ARTIST: LIMP BIZKIT

ALBUM: RESULTS MAY VARY

TRACK: PHENOMENON

Are you ready?

OOOOOH C'mon!

Ain't if funny how time fly's? (Huh?)

Out of sight out of mind (Yeah right)

Once again back it's the incredible

Subliminal, the inFredible D

Once down in the dirt

Now I don't even gotta shave when I'm goin to work

A'ight, looks like I'm drinking tonight

Tomorrow I'll be sipping on some Pedialite

(Rock rock do the plant rock, don't stop)

(Rock rock do the plant rock, don't stop)

Ain't if funny how time fly's? (Huh?)

Chit-chatter, that shit don't matter (Don't matter)

Check the flow, I get it he grow

Like the weed I be sheezy, letting you know

Oh yeah, kinda feeling horny

Who that is what it say what it look like

Twenty eyes in my head, misfit

And I ain't never gonna change

Don't think you know what the hell I'm all about

Don't pretend you got my shit all figured out

Phenomenon

Something's like a Phenomenenon

C'mon make it bounce-ba-bounce

move-ma-move

Ba-Ba-Break you off a little something like this

bounce-ba-bounce

move-ma-move

Ba-Ba-Break you off a little something like something like this

Okay chaps, lets take it from the top

All you Hollywood rock stars

All you Hollywood fucks wishing you had cash

Rolling like you pimping

But you ain't got shit going

Cause you ain't livin like the Bizkit

You sitting on the sidelines

You just a fake kid

If there's a paddle then a take it

Oooh ya, Hit you with the boooh ya,

I ain't fuckin playin around

Don't think you know what the hell I'm all about

Don't pretend you got my shit all figured out

Phenomenon

Something's like a phenomenon

C'mon make it bounce-ba-bounce

move-ma-move

Ba-Ba-Break you off a little something like this

bounce-ba-bounce

move-ma-move

Ba-Ba-Break you off a little something like this

What would you do if this was the end of the world?

What would you do if this was the end of the world?

What would you do if this was the end of the world?

What would you do if this was the end of it all?

Want me tell you what I'd do? C'mon

I'd turn it on up (Oh yeah)

And I'd shut it on up (Oh yeah)

And I'd bring that beat back (Oh yeah)

A'ight then bring it on back GO

YEAH, Bring that beat back

Say what?

C'mon make it bounce-ba-bounce

Make it move-ma-move

Ba-Ba-Break you off a little something like this

bounce-ba-bounce

move-ma-move

Ba-Ba-Break you off a little something like this

A little something like this

It's Limp Bizkit baby…