Disclaimer: I do not own dbz if I did I wouldn't be doing this right now!
a/n: Hey everybody !!! Ok I'm sorry it took so long to get this out …but I've been having probs. with my best friend and I haven't been up to writing to much lately so I hope you like this chapter…..I wrote down ideas while I was in algebra. *hehe* no studying going on in my world. Ok anyways here's the story. Oh and if you ever have anytime go take a look at ravenbeauty29's fan fiction its really good she has a new story about Vegeta proposing to Bulma and them getting married and stuff. (really good)
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Truth or dare
"Ok this has gone far enough I'm leaving!!!" Vegeta said getting up to leave.
He walked about 2 feet before a little black tape flew and hit the back of his head (Bulma threw it). Vegeta watch as it fell to the floor. He turned around quickly and stepped on it.
"Hahaha what are you going to do now!?!?!?!?!" Vegeta scoffed into Bulma's face.
Just as he said that she flashed a tape out from her jean pocket.
"Oh……my…..god…..I think you got a little obsessive with the tapes there don't you think?" Vegeta growled walking back over to the couch and sat down. He brought his hand up to his forehead and rubbed his temples. "Do I really have to answer that?!?!?!"
"YES!!!!!!" Yamcha yelled from across the room "Now TELL us !!!!"
"Calm down you drunk ass weakling!!!!!!!" Vegeta said getting agitated. "…….More then you can count!" Vegeta yelled at Yamcha.
"Oh shit…….um…….1.….5.….3.…..89.…67.…350" Yamcha started to count, but was having a very hard time considering he was drunk.
"Vegeta!!!!" Bulma yelled . Blushing immensely.
"What did you want me to say ?!?!? That I fuck your brains out every morning and night!!!!! Vegeta said very angry that they put him in this position.
"180.…423.…580.…Holy SHIT!!!! you've screwed her more then five hundred and eighty times!!!!" Yamcha said amazed, then sat there blinking at Bulma.
Vegeta chuckled low in his throat with a huge smirk on his face
Bulma looked at him like it was little news. "Um……anyways Vegeta it's your turn to ask someone…." Bulma said looking up at Vegeta from her position on the floor then looked around the room.
Everyone stared at Bulma blinking.
"What!?!?!?! Ok Vegeta pick." Bulma said trying to get the attention off the last question.
"I don't want….." Vegeta started but stopped as Bulma showed him the tape. Vegeta Quickly grabbed it out of her hand and crushed it as Bulma yawned. Then Bulma pointed to the ceiling lamp. Vegeta looked up and saw a little black tape in it. "Damn it Bulma!!! When did you plan all this insane torture out!! And what did I do to disserve it.?"
"Just ask!" Bulma yelled at Vegeta.
"Fine Kakorott! Truth or whatever?" Vegeta asked in a bored tone.
"Whatever? What's that?" Goku asked
"JUST CHOOSE DARE DUMASS!!!" Vegeta yelled hoping if he got this dare done the he could leave.
"Ok dare!!!" Goku said with lots of hope it would be fun.
"I dare you to rip Yamcha's nut's off." Vegeta said with a smirk.
Yamcha immediately ran to the corner of the room and curled up in a ball and held himself. He let out a small whimper when Goku changed positions in the way he was sitting thinking that he was getting up.
"I cant do that!" Goku said with a look of shock at the dare.
"Sure you can you just do this." Vegeta said starting to get up off the couch.
Yamcha, who was starting to come out of the corner ran to the corner again and started to claw at the wall. Not noticing the front door right directly next to him.
"VEGETA!!!!" Bulma yelled "SIT DOWN! If you really want to know there's a tape recorder under the couch.. I can get it out."
Vegeta immediately sat back down on the couch.
"OK FINE, Kakorott……um……heh heh heh …..Kakorott !" Vegeta said with a Evil smirk. One that only Vegeta could pull off. "I dare you to call the pervert master roshi and pretend you want to go on a date with him really bad and your dispirit to get some. Also you have to pretend to be a girl.
"WHAT!?!?!?!?!" Goku and Chichi both yelled out. The rest of the gang just laughed. Yamcha also finally started to come out of the corner and Vegeta jumped at him making him run back.
"Come on Goku you can do it!! It's just for fun!!" Bulma said laying a hand on his shoulder.
"Ok……….fine…..Bulma, where's your phone?" Goku asked thinking about what he was going to say.
"Oh here's a cordless right here." Bulma said handing him the phone.
"I'm going to put the phone on speaker phone so we can hear it." Krillian said leaving 18's side for the moment to go into the kitchen where the receiver is and bringing it out as far as it could reach so they all could hear.
Goku pressed the talk button then started to dial the number.
~ring……..ring………ring………Hello?~ A old Voice that everyone knew came on the phone
"Hello, is this Master roshi?" Goku said in the highest pitch voice he could do. This made everyone including Chichi start to laugh hysterically.
"EVERYONE SHUT UP!!!!" Bulma called pointing to the phone for everyone to listen.
"Yes, This is him." Master roshi said in his scrawny voice.
"Hi…..um well……hi!" Goku said not knowing what to say.
"Spit it out Kakorott!!!" Vegeta demanded
"Um… I was wandering if….how much do you pay an hour for…….sex?" Goku asked wincing with every word.
"Oh so that's who's calling one of my costumer's!!! Wow I haven't had one in a llloonnnggg time." Master roshi said happily.
"Cause I need….it….BAD!!!…..I haven't gotten some in ssooooooo long……"Goku said in his high squeaky voice, blushing insanely.
"Well, Baby why don't you come over and ill give you some loving!!!!" Master roshi said laughing into the phone.
"Ok ill be over in a little bit……………BYE!!!!" Goku said hanging up the phone and throwing it on the ground.
The whole gang laughed nonstop for almost 10 min. except Goku who was blushing and Yamcha who was still clawing at the wall.
*Hey maybe this truth or dare stuff isn't that bad after all!!* Vegeta said chuckling, but not as loudly as everyone else.
"O……..OK…….Goku….hahahahahahah……I cant breath!!!!!……hahahahah…..ok well its your turn……Goku!!!" Bulma said holding her stomach and leaning up against Vegeta's legs.
"OK EVERYONE" Goku tried to yell over the laughter. "OK I CHOOSE BULMA!!!
Everyone started to calm down.
"Ok Bulma truth or dare?" Goku said trying to forget what happened.
"hahahahahahaha………um……dare…..haahahahahaha …." Bulma said trying with everything she had to calm down.
"OK… Bulma I dare you to tongue kiss Vegeta for 10 minutes!!!!!!" Goku called out and started to laugh as Vegeta face suddenly turned from laughing to shocked.
Everyone in the room froze immediately and stared at Bulma and Vegeta.
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OK that's it!!! Lol! This was a fun chapter to make. Sorry I stopped at that dare last time I did that everyone got mad. lolbut it was the perfect place to stop. After I get a few chapters from my other stories out then ill get the next chapter to this one out!!! If you want to you can leave your email for me and ill email you when the next chapter comes out!!! I hope you like this chapter and don't forget to check out ravenbeauty29's stories!!! Oh and sorry for any spelling or punctuation mistake's (I'm not to good at writing)
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