Disclaimer: I do not own dbz if I did I wouldn't be doing this right now
a/n: Hey everyone, I cant believe all the reviews this got so quickly its going to be hard to do all the thanks, lol. Well I hope you think this chapter is just as funny as the last!!!! Enjoy!
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Truth or dare
"well Bulma???" Goku asked, giving Vegeta an evil glare.
"Well you see the thing is…I don't mind but he does!!!"
"Well it's a dare!!" Goku pointed out
"I'm going to get a few drinks!!!" Vegeta said standing up and walking into the kitchen hoping to catch a buzz by drinking mike hard lemonade. *Ok since everything's going against me! Ill give them what they want. Ill surprise them completely and totally. This will be a night where everything will go my way later* Vegeta said with a evil smirk.
After about 10 beer he started to catch a little buzz. *Damn these Saiyan immune systems*
Vegeta silently Entered the room and sat down next to Bulma who had position her self on the couch. She looked at him as if asking permission. And then something happened that shocked everyone. Vegeta dove on top of her and started the make out session. Bulma started with a huge surprised look on her face. She was completely and totally embarrassed. But then she relaxed and kissed back. Everyone looked on with amazement not at the fact they were doing it but at the fact that 6 minutes had gone by and they hadn't come up for air.
"I guess they've had experience…" Krillian whispered to a shocked 18 who just nodded.
At about 8 minute they both suddenly took a deep intake of breath and went at it again. It didn't even look like the other had asked for the breath they just both kinda knew to do it at that exact moment.
The 10 minutes had past and Goku didn't even pay attention to the clock he just stared in awe Until Chichi elbowed him. Goku looked over at Chichi with red eyes from not blinking.
"Goku time up tell them!!!" Chichi said harshly.
"Um….Guys times up!!!" Goku called at them
Neither Bulma nor Vegeta stopped.
"Um Guys!?!?!?!" Goku asked
Krillian lifted his hand and shook his head.
"O……k….." Chichi said under her breath.
Just then Yamcha dived on top of Vegeta on the couch. Vegeta automatically stopped leaving a breathless and shocked Bulma who suddenly smiled. Vegeta grabbed Yamcha by the neck and through him back in the corner.
"Bad Yamcha. down boy you had your chance!!!" Vegeta yelled at him wobbling a little bit.
Bulma suddenly got the image of Vegeta riding a little girl tricycle around in circles around Goku and started laughing hysterically.
"I think Vegeta got Bulma drunk by kissing her while he was drunk!!!" 18 laughed
"DID NOT!!!!" Bulma said falling off the couch onto Goku's lap. Chichi immediately grabbed Bulma off and put her back on the couch and pulled Goku away. "Oh hey Yamcha, Come here boy!!! Come here you want me to pet you…..come here you good boy!!!" Bulma said not even realizing what that sounded like. (to all you perves out here who got that part! That was for you!!!)
Everyone burst out with laughter.
Yamcha was about to come over but Vegeta kicked him in the side.
"AWWWW VEGETA!!!! Why'd you kick the dog!!!!!!!" Bulma yelled at him.
Everyone laughed at the scene taking place.
"Ok everyone shut up lets move on!!!!" Chichi yelled
"Ok I choose Krillian!! Truth or Dare?!?!?!?!?!!?!?" Bulma said pointing at him and staying that way.
Krillian got nervous since Bulma was pointing at him "uuuummmm………Dare …" Krillian said then gulped.
18 laughed at him.
"I dare you to……….." Bulma said in a sing songy voice while acting out her emotions. "To Run no walk down the street naked!!!!!!! (that ones for you mistressalexa!!!) I know how fast you guys can run so you have to walk……s…..l…o……w….l…y…." Bulma said……slowly.
Krillian looked down then over to his wife.
18 was covering her mouth trying not to laugh.
"Your going to let me do this!!!" Krillian said not believing this was happening.
18 nodded and laughed out loud.
Meanwhile Vegeta was kicking the dog….I mean Yamcha around in the corner laughing at the noises he was making.
Krillian stood up and walked outside. Bulma followed by 18 then Chichi then Goku walked out after him.
Krillian walked down to the end of the drive way and started to take off his shirt. He unbuttoned his pants about to take them off. when all the sudden a naked Yamcha ran out the door screaming and laughing. (a/n: by the way its about 2:00 in the morning so like everyone's asleep). Holding what looked to be Vegeta's Spandex. Just as he ran down the side walk past Krillian a naked Vegeta Ran out after him yelling to give him back his pants!!!
At this time Everyone was rolling on the ground with laughter (literally) . So Krillian took advantage of the moment to do his dare while everyone was watching Vegeta and Yamcha..
Vegeta was just about to catch Yamcha when he fell flat on his face.
Krillian walked by him like nothing at all just watching the rest of the gang laugh hysterically.
When he made it down to the end of the road he stopped Yamcha and grabbed the spandex shorts he had in his mouth. Then turned around and walked back. When he passed Vegeta…(who was still face down on the ground……He threw his pants on his head and walked over to where his clothes were and put them back on. Then he walked up to the group that was laughing and joined them when he seen Vegeta get up. And out his shorts back on. Yamcha was on some old woman's lawn pooping next to her mail box with the lady yelling at him from her porch.
Vegeta picked up a rock and threw it at his head. This made Yamcha start to go into shock and run back into the Capsule corp.
Once everyone was done laughing they started to gasp for air while walking back inside.
"ok……ok…….um……Krillian…..your…turn" Bulma said still trying to get air in her lungs
" ok um Chichi! Truth or Dare?" Krillian asked
"Truth I don't feel like getting anything like you guys have been doing."
"Ok….um……who here would you have sex with if Goku didn't exist?"
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Ok everyone that's it for now….I couldn't think of that much to do so its kinda short!! But I hope you still like it!! I open to flames but please don't make me cry lol thanks for reading!!!! Please review. Oh and if you have time please read some of ravenbeauty29's fics!!! There really good!!!
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