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Secrets and Scandals II
Hermione's P.D
Saturday 19th July
Woke up this morning really excited and chirppy about going to beach with Ron (and of course Harry and Ginny)but remembered size of swimsuit and became anxious (actually to say that I was anxious would be the understatement of the century)
Well too late now right? My life is ruined anyway
Huh
Anyway
The weirdest thing happened at the beach, but I cant just say it. I have to describe it, you know what I mean?
Tough! I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway
Well, firstly, Mr. Weasley came with Ginny with a ministry car to pick me up and go to the beach. The others wouldn't be arriving until later because (of course) the boys were not up yet (surprise, surprise. Makes you wonder doesn't it? NOT!)
Anyway
I got undressed at the beach (wearing my swimsuit underneath of course) and discovered that it wasn't that tiny on me and, take this, it actually looked good on me!
It's a full red bikini but there was a white flower drawn on the side of the bottom and top halves
Me and Ginny- so sorry- Ginny and I went swimming until Mr. Weasley went to fetch the boys, and by the time we started to come out, the boys had arrived
So Ginny and I began making our way slowly towards them so we could naturally greet our two best friends (Naturally!)
As we reached them, all they did was gape at us. They just stood there and stared (Can you believe that?!? Not even a hello!!)and that's not all. Not only did they just gape at us, but they held what seemed to be the remains of ice cream?! The prats!
They didn't even ask if we (we being Ginny and I of course) wanted any. I then asked Ron if I could lick some of his and guess what he did. Come on, you have one guess
Yup
He stared even more (actually it kinda looked like he had a bit of drool there. Eww!) and I think he gulped hard a few times as well
Yup, again!
Anyway
The strangest thing happened when about half an hour later, Ginny and I, went to get some ice-cream of our own as in a we-don't-need-you-for-ice-cream kind of gesture
I ordered my favorite ice-cream of all time: CHOCOLATE!!!
Mum and dad would probably have a fit and kill me if they find out, but who cares?
So back to it
As Ginny and I went back to our *spot*, the guys were coming out of the sea
Now let me tell you something just between you and me (well Ginny too)…
OH. MY. GOD!
Literally, it was my turn to stare (well Ginny's too).
I never would be able to imagine Ron (or Harry for that matter) to be part human, let alone a GOD!
A half naked one at that!
He wore a black pair of trunks with water running down all over his well flexed chess (well I say well flexed chest, but you know how it is when you get caught in the heat of the moment. Especially when the sun has been hitting you HARD on the head.. all day).
His hair was amazing. It had turned a dark shade of red and water was dripping all over his gorgeous face (eww! did I just call Ron's face gorgeous? Scratch that. Now!)
Why the hell (I ask you) does he get to me so much?
Why?
Why!!
WHY?!?!?!?
Ginny keeps going on and on about something to do with uncontrollable hormones
Well any excuse to get her out of a tight spot like, oh I don't know,; looking (ogling more like) at one, Harry? But she would NEVER admit it. Just as stubborn as a mule
See? There I go mentioning Ron again
Why?!?
Oh, and by the way I have decided on a few things
-instead of getting humiliated in front of beach and Ron in tiny (not that tiny) swimsuit, to parade proudly at beach
-thank Ginny for idea
-buy a few more swimsuits (you know, about 3)
Ron's P.D
Saturday 19th July
Yea, this is Ron. No offence but I have no freaking clue on what to do here. Ginny told me that if I have too much on my mind, I should start a diary or something.
So here I am, and boy do I have a lot on my mind. I don't even know where to start (well yea I do but anyway)
Hermione
That's where I'll start
Can someone tell me where the hell she came to like that?
Oh but I have to tell you the story from the beginning don't I? (don't worry its not that long)
Today I went to the beach with Harry (coz I figured that the stupid muggles wouldn't even let him out of the house for a walk) and I didn't figure Hermione would go (as I neglected to tell her - due to The Krum Situation) but NO! Ginny had to go and invite her
Anyway
As I got there (with Harry of course) Herms was coming out of the sea (have you seen Baywatch? I caught a glimpse of it from the Dursleys when I was waiting for Harry. You know where the slow motion goes into action, as the gorgeous women come out from the sea? It was something like that!)
Anyway
As she came out, I noticed something that made me gape (yes even more). She was wearing this TINY bikini(well ok, not that tiny but anyway).
Now let me tell you something just between you and me (well Harry too)….
OH. MERLIN!
Literally, she looked really good in that bikini. She looked gorgeous, no not gorgeous; like a GODDESS
With water streaming down her body, her hair flattened by the water and making her eyes look like glinting stars, her breasts well formed (they're usually hidden well by the school robes. Believe me, coz I'm what you call an observer). Her stomach was flat and perfect as was he entire glimmering-from-water-figure. I mean her perfect hips and curves were toned and very visible (I'm using the same words over and over again aren't I? See what this girl does to me?)
Who would have thought that behind the bossy-know-it-all-bookworm hid a GODDESS?
Or maybe the sun was too strong and made me hallucinate that Hermione was a half naked goddess!
I really got the unbelievable desire to just grab her and kiss her but theni began falling back to reality
Falling
She came up to me
Falling
She asked if she could lick my ice cream
Flying
I didn't answer. I just stared
Dropping again
Then she went to get ice cream with Ginny, without me (or Harry) as she would if she was really angry at me
WHAM!!! I fell. HaRd!
That is what she would have done isn't it?
I don't even know why I'm talking about her like this. It's only Hermione. The girl I've known for almost six years. Who hates my guts. Who has the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen. The only person I know (besides Ginny) who can be annoying yet so adorable at the same time
Oh, who the hell am I kidding?
Coz I know it ain't me!
I really am falling for her. My best friend (besides Harry) for six years.
I'm falling for her badly!
Oh, Merlin!
Plus I saw Harry staring at Ginny, the same way I was staring at Herms. I have a slight suspicion that he fancies her. I don't really mind, as he is my best friend and I cant find anyone better for her.
As long as they don't snog in my face
Do you think I'm good enough for her?
Oh, Merlin! I'm asking a piece of paper about my love life! Where has the world (or at least my world) come to?
Oh, Merlin (I'm repeating myself. Bad sign. Shit!) I've got it bad don't I?..
Except if it's the sun (Damn sun!)
But I guess we'll have to wait and see how things evolve(?) when both Harry and Hermione come over for the rest of the summer (shit!)
Although this could prove be interesting
Very interesting
Anyway
Gotta go, I'm not bothered to write anymore. Don't even writ this much for Snape (bloody git!)
A/N Sooooooooooooo? Tell me what you think… MWA!!!