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a/n: oohh jeez…..Apparently a lot of people like this…..lol !!!!! Well Yay I'm happy then!!!!! Well I don't think I've had one actual flame yet and I'm at 66 reviews. Well I'm just going to go right into the story so I hope you like this one to.
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Truth or Dare
"Well….um……I don't know I wouldn't want to!!!!" Chichi stuttered not knowing what to say.
"You have to answer chi!!!!!" Bulma said looking at Yamcha who was refusing to put his clothes back on. Vegeta immediately covered her eyes. "Vegeta!!! What!!!!!" Bulma yelled into Vegeta's ears. Then they started to make out again.
Chichi looked at them and stared at the people around her. 18 and Krillian were staring at her as well as Goku, but Goku had a look that said whoever you choose I'm going to kill!!
Bulma and Vegeta finally stopped kissing and sat up on the couch.
"Well?……."Bulma asked.
Again everyone's eyes felt like they were burning holes through Chichi.
"Well……I guess………..*mumbles*" Chichi said then turned bright red.
"What?" Goku asked getting impatient.
*mumbles again*
"Just say it Chi!!!!" 18 yelled
"VEGETA!!!!!!!!!" Chichi yelled
Everyone in the room gasped as Chichi put her hand on her mouth.
Bulma smirked "I KNEW IT HAHAHAHAHAHHA, but seriously Chi who wouldn't! And CALM DOWN GOKU IT'S A GAME!!!!" Bulma yelled at Goku who had started to get up from his seat on the floor.
Goku sat back down and stared at Vegeta narrowing his eyes.
"Ok Chichi! your turn!" Bulma said trying to control the volume of her voice.
"Well…..um…….18! Truth or dare?" Chichi said avoiding any kind of eye contact with the prince.
"Dare!" 18 said bravely.
"I dare you to………um……..get pushed in shopping cart thought a all night drive through and ask for condoms!!!!" Chichi said laughing
"That's a dare? I've done that before and it wasn't even a dare!!!!" Bulma said as Vegeta smirked remembering that time.
Again everyone looked at Bulma weird.
"Why condoms?" 18 asked,
"Why not?" Bulma answers,
Vegeta again smirked and looked down at Bulma.
"OK, this is bugging the crap out of me!!!! Why is Vegeta SO DRUNK!!! He's only had so many drinks and only had caught a light buzz right? And WHATS WITH THE DAMN LITTLE BLACK TAPES!!!!!" Krillian burst out into the room.
Everyone turned and looked at him and then completely ignored him.
18 then stood up. "Ok how about we get some food?!?!" 18 said trying to avoid the dare
"Lets go 18!" Bulma said pushing Chichi out the door.
"Hey Chichi! Ill do you!!!" Yamcha yelled running up to Chichi.
Goku, already being pissed beyond compare at Vegeta, got up and kicked Yamcha in the stomach before he got to Chichi and sent Yamcha flying across the room.
Before he hit the wall Vegeta walked in front of his path and kicked him back.
This sent him back to Goku who in return kicked him back.
This continued until Bulma called Vegeta's name to get his ass out there with the others and Goku followed persistently wanting to see the dare now that his anger was gone.
The lights went out before the door shut leaving a badly beaten Yamcha on the floor by himself.
"Hello?………..Is anybody here?…………Hello?…….I'm very badly hurt and I cant get up……someone……………anyone……….ow, I think I need a bandage! AND WHILE YOUR GONE GET SOME VIAGRA!!!" Yamcha said looking up at the ceiling.
The group of people had walked down to the drive through and stared at 18 to go.
"Well I need someone to push me!" 18 said. "and I need a shopping cart….oh well it looks like I cant do this dare opps oh well!" 18 said starting to turn back.
"Well I'll push you" Krillin said.
"And I have a shopping cart!" Goku said with his famous silly grin.
"How in the name of Kami do you have a shopping cart with you." Vegeta asked noticing the cart sitting directly next to Goku.
"Well……..um……..I don't know…." Goku asked stumped at how he got it. "I guess it followed me isn't it so cute." Goku said patting the top of it.
Bulma walked over and pushed it away from his grasp because she was getting seriously freaked out. "I'm going to push her Krillin! Hop on in 18!" Bulma said motioning to the seat of the cart.
18 slowly walked over to it and got in. *I cant believe I'm doing this*
Bulma pushed the cart over to the entrance and started to push her slowly. Then out of no where Bulma pushed the cart quickly letting go of it and watching as it ran into the wall of the drive through.
The person at the drive through looked at them very strangely and waited for what to come next.
"BULMA!!!! What you do that for!!!!!?!?!?!?!" 18 yelled at Bulma ho was laughing hysterically.
Bulma walked back over to the cart and pushed it up to the cashier.
"Um…..hi…..I was wandering if you had…..um …..Condoms?" 18 asked almost shyly in her monotone voice.
The man in the window started to laugh.
"Well yes! What size do you need?" he asked
"Crap I don't know…..hold on." 18 said and looked down to Krillin.
Everybody around him burst out into fits of laughter.
Krillin shook his head and looked down.
"Well ill tell you what there's some in here that is all sizes. One is bound to fit him." The cashier said with not a bit of embarrassment. "There's only one problem. They only come in flavors….so what flavor do you want?"
18 turned bright red and heard the laughter getting extremely loud the exit.
"cherry…" 18 said hoping no one would here.
Bulma looked at her and held in laughter with everything she could.
After she paid for them, they all started to walk back to the house.
Bulma ran in front of everyone father up the side walk. It had started to get foggy out so they lost sight of her.
"Bulma!" everyone started to call since they couldn't find her. They all decided to go back to the house since that was where Bulma probably was.
"Why cant I sense her?" Vegeta asked quietly.
"I cant ether Veg." Goku said walking so he was next to Vegeta.
Vegeta was just about to scream at Goku for calling him that when they started to hear screaming that was getting closer and closer.
Finally out of no where Bulma jumped out at Vegeta and landed on top of him causing him to fall back wards. Goku panicked not realizing it was Bulma and started to scream and ran straight into a stop sign.
"Ok everyone while were out here we might as well do a dare to pass the time." Bulma said getting up off of Vegeta and walking as if nothing at all had happened.
Vegeta looked at her strangely then got up and started to walk behind Bulma.
"Ok 18 its your turn to ask someone." Krillin told her.
18 was admiring the condom and suddenly put it away when Krillin looked at her. Krillin and 18 both turned beet red. "OK well I choose…….Goku! Truth or dare?"
Goku, after Chichi helped him up from the ground, Walked back over to the group and started to think. Ok…..um…….Truth…I really don't want to get stuck doing a dare like that again."
"Ok….what's the weirdest place you've ever done it?" 18 said almost slyly.
"Oh jeez here we go again…." Goku said looking down.
Chichi almost blew up she was bright red from anger. She wanted to kill everyone right then and there.
At that minute Bulma started screaming again and ran down into the fog. Suddenly the screaming stopped.
"What's with Bulma?" Krillin asked trying to see where she had gone.
"Krillin how do you work this…..?" 18 said holding the condom up again.
Krillin snatched it from her grasp and stuffed it in his pocket. "Don't worry about it!!"
A few seconds later they heard screaming again but this time it came from behind them. Suddenly out of no where (again) Bulma jumped onto Vegeta's back from behind knocking him on the ground.
Bulma got up and walked over to Chichi. "So did you guys answer the question yet?"
"Well no but………I dont know. I don't think Chichi wants me to say anything." Goku said looking over at Chichi.
"well if I tell you the weirdest place I did it then will you say?" Bulma asked.
Goku and Chichi looked over at her and Chichi nodded. *this has got to be good!*
"Well you know the worlds largest Farris wheel?" Bulma started.
"YOU DID IT ON MY FAVORITE RIDE?!?!?!" Krillin screamed.
Vegeta in the mean while had been trying to get up quick enough to stop her from saying back just groaned when he didn't get there in time.
Bulma got a dreamy look in her eyes. "Yeah in the pretty blue one!!!"
"THAT'S MY FAVORITE ONE TO RIDE IN!!!!!!!!" Krillin said tears flowing down his cheeks (you know how they do that in anime…yeah that kinda tears.. lol).
"yeah that's my favorite one to ride in to……."(that's for all the perve's out there again….if you understand that LOL!!!!) Bulma, after saying this, turned and winked at Vegeta. "Luckily they have hoods on them!! Hehe"
"Are you serious the Yellow one is where I was going to say!!!" Goku said laughing.
18 was laughing. Krillin was crying, Chichi was almost dead from embarrassment and Bulma had run off screaming again.
Vegeta stood there in shock of how IDIOTIC the day had been. He couldn't believe the bad luck he had that night. *These people are never going to live this down!!!!!*
They started to hear screaming again but this time Vegeta was ready. When he was about to get jumped on he pulled her into a tight embrace to keep her from moving. Until he realized it was the naked Yamcha.
Bulma walked casually over to them and when she seen Vegeta she burst out laughing.
Vegeta grabbed Yamcha by the hair and kicked him into the air with all his might.
The last thing they heard of him for that night was a girlish high pitched scream coming from Yamcha as he flew into the sky.
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LOL!!!! I found this chapter funny….I hope every one got the perverted part cause I thought it was ssssoooo funny. I didn't even mean it to be perverted it just came out that way LOL well I hope this one was as funny as the others!!!!!
Ok the thanks were WAY to long so I'm just going to say thank you to EVERYONE who reviewed!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR THE REVIEW!!!! It meant a lot to me!!!!! Sorry it took so long for me to get this out!!!!!!!