A/n: hey everyone again here's anther chapter!! I think the story's going to change….like its been truth or dare but now its going to turn into a normal humor fic!! I've run out of ideas for truth or dare and wanted to open the variety! Well thanks for all the reviews…….there was so many I don't think ill be doing any thank you's at the end of the story….but thank you to ALL of you!!! I haven't gotten one bad review yet!!!! And I'm sorry I'm not going to be able to send emails to thoughts on my mailing list! I'm sorry I'm to busy I'm tired and band camps tomorrow! This stories going to be VERY short and probably not that funny at all!
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Vegeta looked at his hands in disgust as Bulma fell into 18 laughing.
"Gee Vegeta! I never knew!!!" Bulma laughed hysterically.
18 picked Bulma up as if she were a feather and started to walk home. Making sure she wouldn't run off again.
Vegeta growled and then followed the rest of the gang back to the house. As soon as they walked into the door Vegeta darted up to the shower dragging Bulma with him.
Bulma screamed and kicked her feet as he dragged her by the collar of her shirt. She held onto the collar to keep it away from her neck so she wouldn't choke. Bulma's screams were every now and then knocked short as he pulled her up the stairs and she hit everyone on her back.
"We need to sober up…..and I need a bath….." Vegeta said so she knew what was going on.
Everyone stopped dead in there tracks and stared at them until they disappeared down the hall on the second floor. They listened as they heard the water turn on and a loud pitched screamed that stopped immediately. They all looked around at each other and went into the living room and sat down.
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Bulma looked up at Vegeta from her position in the bath tub with her lip extended in a puppy dog like fashion. Vegeta hated this face, she used it whenever she needed something and it always worked…..but not this time.
"STOP IT! You need to sober! Your acting crazy and its driving ME crazy!!" Vegeta said, turning the faucet off and stopping the cold water from raining down on her, looking away from her face.
Bulma stood up and tried her best to look as sexy as possible. She turned the faucet of warm water on and let it spray on her. She grabbed Vegeta's shirt pulling her in with her.
Vegeta didn't hesitate to get in with her. He watched her face as she pulled the collar of her shirt toward her so his face was near inches from her.
Little beads of water fell down her face as she pulled he's face to the point they should be kissing. "I like it when your crazy…" She said seductively pretty much talking onto his lips.
Vegeta narrowed his eyes. "Your drunk! Stop!" He said wanting to kick himself for not taking the chance at going at her.
" Vegeta! Were married! Do you really think I care if you take advantage of me! Its not like we've never done it before!" Bulma said shutting the curtain to the shower.
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"so………what do you guys want to do until they get back…..?" Goku asked fiddling with the remote on the table next to him.
" I don't think there going to be down here anytime soon…….." Krillin filled in to everyone even though they were all thinking the same thing.
"You know what guys!!!!" Yamcha's slurred speech yelled into the room.
Everyone jumped and Chichi screamed.
Yamcha was now fully clothed and fully beaten up. "I kow thy top ten lissssssst of the SEXYEST!! Man on earth!……you know who he….they are?!?!?" Yamcha's meaningless babble continued. "WELL TO LATE TIMES UP!!! It……veg…..HURCULE! Yes IT is!! I swear it! All ten of him….."
Everyone stared at him hoping he would pass out of at least leave.
"So………….where's Bulma an Veg-boy at? Well I going to go get hers…hims…..whatever theys are. …" Yamcha said suddenly darting up the stairs.
Chichi jumped to her feet to stop him. "NO WAIT!!! Um……I don't think…he's not going to like this…" Chichi said turning to Goku as Yamcha disappeared down the hall. "Poor Bulma…….I think we better leave…….we should be fine getting home. I haven't had anything to drink. I've Bulma our best…." Chichi said grabbing Goku's arm forcefully and almost running out the door.
"We should go Krillin…..I don't really want to know anyone's reaction when Bulma, Vegeta or Yamcha snap out of it in the morning. Well plan another party with them later…….one without…..any alcohol……" 18 said walking towards the door grabbing her jacket.
"I guess……shouldn't we get Yamcha home? I guess he'd probably just come right back here huh? Well…..it will be funny to hear about what happens later…..man…I need sleep and LOTS of it……..my….poor……favorite ride…….ill never look at it the same way again!" Krillin said crying into 18's shoulder as they walked out the door. Right before they flew off a loud scream could be heard from all through the neighborhood, but they only went faster to get away.
A bright light flashed throughout the house and Yamcha blasted out the window into the sky.
Bulma went crazy scrambling to get her clothes and darted into her room slamming the door and locking it.
Vegeta, pissed, walked naked away from the window calmly and went to his room only to walk right into the door in the dark hallway. "WOMAN! Let me in!!! Everyone's left and gone!" He listened for a second to hear a thud on the floor then lots of laughter coming from Bulma. "What are you doing?"
"HAHAHAHAHA Yamcha went bye-bye!!" Bulma said laughing on the ground where she had slipped and fell.
Vegeta rammed the door and opened it easily.
"Oh hi Vegeta! Were you looking for me?" Bulma said falling backwards onto the bed and instantly falling asleep.
Vegeta face faltered and went to the closet to find a pair of shorts to put on to go to sleep. As soon as he opened the door about 50 black tapes came barricading on top of him. Vegeta stood still after all the tapes fell and blinked a few times. He blew up and the tapes and got ready for bed. After he laid down to go to sleep Bulma's arm rested around his waist and her lips went up to his ears. \
Vegeta smiled thinking he was going to get lucky but what she said next made his pop open.
"Hey veggie……just so you know….the tapes were blank……."
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Alright I'm sorry everyone about the length and non funniness of this chappie! I'm hurrying so I didn't have time to come up with to many funny sayings and stuff I hope you still liked it! IM SSOOO SORRY ABOUT SPELLING ERRORS!!! I'm missing my beta reader! See you all next week after band camp!
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