Disclaimer: I don't own Trigun; however I wish I did ¬.¬
Authors Note: The only reason this little fic of mine is getting put up is because all my friends told me it was so fucking funny, I didn't though. Oh well. This is my first Fan fic so don't laugh at my psychotic ways. If you like it, Please review and tell me how much you liked it.
Title: That's MY Soda
It begins on a hot and sunny day (Go figure, they live on a desert planet), Knives and Legato decided to take a long break from their evil plat to destroy all humanity, and have a soda. Together the boys walk into the kitchen-like area and open the fridge when tragedy strikes, only one bottle of soda remains. Both Knives and Legato eye the soda longingly and reach out for it, grabbing it at the same time. They turn their heads to face each other, sending evil glairs at one another. They play rock paper scissors for it about five times, all ending in ties. Suddenly, Knives slaps Legato in the face with lightning fast reflexes. Legato's usual bored expression, changers into the scariest angry face known to the entire universe, and slaps him back. Now both of them were pissed and started to slap one another stupid with the infamous "Slap Box Style". Knives pulls away from Legato's storm of slaps and grabs his gun and points it Legato's head. Legato only smiled mischievously and turns the table on poor Knives. Using his mind control power, Legato manipulates knives to point the gun at his groin area (O.o, WE all know where this is going) Knives lets out a little whimper and drops the gun on the floor afraid of losing a nut, then like a lion would pounce on a zebra, Legato lunges at Knives. Skillfully, Knives dodges and attempts to grab the soda. Legato then tackles him and send a whirl wind of bitch slaps and punches at the helpless Knives. O.K., maybe he isn't that helpless because he used his own mind manipulation powers to make Legato punch himself in the stomach. Meanwhile, Zazie the Beast steps in the war zone and sees the soda sitting there in the still open fridge. "The soda. It calls me. It says drink me Zazie, driiink me." He whispered to himself. Slowly he makes his way through the fighting boys and grabs the bottle of soda. At the sound of the cap coming off the bottle, Legato and Knives immediately stop fighting and watch Zazie down the soda and burp rather loudly. Zazie glances over at them to see them grabbing their guns. "Eh-hehehe" Zazie laughed weakly and ran for his life. "YOU LITTLE BASTARD! GET YOUR SORRY HAPPY ASS BACK HERE!" Yelled the enraged Knives. "We only wish to put some bullet holes in you." Legato says in his calm boring voice. They both take off, shooting a hurricane of bullets at him. Midvalley the Horn Freak appears in the kitchen, and watches them chase Zazie around the corridors. He opens a small compartment at the bottom of the fridge and pull out. Another soda! (DUN DUN DUN!) "At it again?" He says out loud. "Don't they every look? I mean this is the fifth time this month!" Midvally opens the soda and drinks it as you hear the sound of screaming and gun fire in the background.
~Owari~
Authors Note: The only reason this little fic of mine is getting put up is because all my friends told me it was so fucking funny, I didn't though. Oh well. This is my first Fan fic so don't laugh at my psychotic ways. If you like it, Please review and tell me how much you liked it.
Title: That's MY Soda
It begins on a hot and sunny day (Go figure, they live on a desert planet), Knives and Legato decided to take a long break from their evil plat to destroy all humanity, and have a soda. Together the boys walk into the kitchen-like area and open the fridge when tragedy strikes, only one bottle of soda remains. Both Knives and Legato eye the soda longingly and reach out for it, grabbing it at the same time. They turn their heads to face each other, sending evil glairs at one another. They play rock paper scissors for it about five times, all ending in ties. Suddenly, Knives slaps Legato in the face with lightning fast reflexes. Legato's usual bored expression, changers into the scariest angry face known to the entire universe, and slaps him back. Now both of them were pissed and started to slap one another stupid with the infamous "Slap Box Style". Knives pulls away from Legato's storm of slaps and grabs his gun and points it Legato's head. Legato only smiled mischievously and turns the table on poor Knives. Using his mind control power, Legato manipulates knives to point the gun at his groin area (O.o, WE all know where this is going) Knives lets out a little whimper and drops the gun on the floor afraid of losing a nut, then like a lion would pounce on a zebra, Legato lunges at Knives. Skillfully, Knives dodges and attempts to grab the soda. Legato then tackles him and send a whirl wind of bitch slaps and punches at the helpless Knives. O.K., maybe he isn't that helpless because he used his own mind manipulation powers to make Legato punch himself in the stomach. Meanwhile, Zazie the Beast steps in the war zone and sees the soda sitting there in the still open fridge. "The soda. It calls me. It says drink me Zazie, driiink me." He whispered to himself. Slowly he makes his way through the fighting boys and grabs the bottle of soda. At the sound of the cap coming off the bottle, Legato and Knives immediately stop fighting and watch Zazie down the soda and burp rather loudly. Zazie glances over at them to see them grabbing their guns. "Eh-hehehe" Zazie laughed weakly and ran for his life. "YOU LITTLE BASTARD! GET YOUR SORRY HAPPY ASS BACK HERE!" Yelled the enraged Knives. "We only wish to put some bullet holes in you." Legato says in his calm boring voice. They both take off, shooting a hurricane of bullets at him. Midvalley the Horn Freak appears in the kitchen, and watches them chase Zazie around the corridors. He opens a small compartment at the bottom of the fridge and pull out. Another soda! (DUN DUN DUN!) "At it again?" He says out loud. "Don't they every look? I mean this is the fifth time this month!" Midvally opens the soda and drinks it as you hear the sound of screaming and gun fire in the background.
~Owari~