Chapter 2: Kurt's Revenge.Sorta
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Remy woke up with the sound of the alarm clock in his ear; he couldn't remember how to shut it off, so he decided to blow it up. Oh well, I'll just get another one, no big deal, he thought. He looked over at Kurt's bed; Kurt was sitting straight up with his eyes wide.
"Are you okay?" Remy asked, looking confusingly at Kurt.
"Yeah, I'm vine.vine, just don't blow up any more avarm clocks, it scares the tar out of me," Kurt admitted, relaxing a little.
"Sorry, mon ami, Remy just couldn't remember how to turn the stupid thing off, blowing it up was the quickest way to make it stop," Remy explained.
"That's alvright, just don't do it again," Kurt said, "So, how are vwe going to get ve girls back today?" Kurt asked inquisitively.
"Oh, mon ami, Remy's got a great plan," Remy smirked, "can you say utter humiliation?" he asked.
"Yeah, utter humiliation!" Kurt joked, "Sweet, so vhat's the plan?" he asked.
"Come close, and Remy'll whisper in your ear, just in case anyone is listening in," Remy said, as Kurt got close enough so Remy could whisper the plan into his ear.
Meanwhile back in Rogue and Kitty's room:
"Good morning," Kitty said with a yawn to Rogue, as she stretched in bed.
"A very good morning to you too," Rogue smiled. Normally Rogue wasn't a morning person but today was an exception.
"Well someone's happier than usual this morning," Kitty noted, "And I think I know why," she grinned, knowing perfectly well why she was.
"You think!? You mean you know!" Rogue said as she jumped out of bed and went to her closet, "Ah can tell by that smile," she said as she pulled out some black pants, torn at the knees, a black tank top, and a long sleeve purple shirt that exposes her shoulders, and a little bit of her stomach. Rogue put on her usual gothic make-up, but decided to go a little lighter. Kitty finally got out of bed, and had to rush to get dressed and put on her make-up.
"Come on, Kitty!" Rogue jumped as she put on her combat boots, and out of impatience, as she headed for the door to get breakfast. She had never been in a better mood in the morning.
"Hold on!" Kitty yelped as she quickly applied her lip gloss, and pulled on her shoes," Okay, lets go," she said when she was done, as she grabbed a ponytail holder off her dresser and pulled her hair back in a ponytail as she phased through the door.
Kitty and Rogue raced all the way downstairs to the breakfast table. "I win!" Kitty exclaimed as she sat down in her chair, but phased through it on accident, instead, and fell on the floor.
"That's only because you used your powers," Rogue protested, still running to her seat, "and you're not in your seat so the race is still on," Rogue commented, as she quickly sat down in her seat right across from Remy, who wasn't there yet, "Ah win! HA!"
"No fair, I accidentally phased through the chair," Kitty said as she stood up, rubbing her sore butt.
"Life's not fair, and besides you used your powers to walk through the closed door to the kitchen," Rogue reminded her.
"Oh yeah." Kitty replied sheepishly, and sat down in her chair.
"Well, you two girls seem to be in a good mood this morning," Ororo commented as she handed them each their breakfast.
"Well Rogue has a reason," Kitty said, excitement coming over her embarrassment once again, "I'm always in a good mood.sometimes," Kitty said as she started on her breakfast of pancakes and bacon.
"Well, it's a good thing you are," Ororo said, as she headed back to the kitchen to make some more breakfast for the late comers, and for herself, "But just out of curiosity, what's your reason Rogue?" she asked
"Oh, you'll see! You'll need to make one extra breakfast today though," Rogue said casually.
Back in Remy and Kurt's room:
"Vat plan is ingenious!" Kurt said with much enthusiasm in his voice, as Remy finished telling him the plan, "A stroke of brilliance!"
"Let's go! Remy doesn't think Stormy will mind if we're a little late for breakfast," Remy said, talking in third person as usual, as he dashed out of the room, followed by Kurt, who had decided to be human and walk with Remy.
It took them about a half of an hour to set up, and when they were done, both congratulated one another on their ingenious work and thinking. Both, dwelling on the moment the girls would fall helplessly into their trap.
"Okay, so you're going to distract Rogue while I get Kitty, then we switch right?" Kurt asked, making sure he had heard correct.
"Oui, or we both go at the same time!" Remy said.
"Okay, sounds good! Let's go to breakfast, I'm starving!" Kurt complained, as he rubbed his stomach. It growled, as they walked down the hall, "Veck with walking!" Kurt said, and BAMPFED out of the hall and into the kitchen. Remy raced down the hall and stairs, he was hungry too. When he got close enough to the kitchen that people could hear him, he decided to walk, as to not make people believe that hunger was not the only reason he was hurrying to breakfast. As he entered the kitchen, Ororo was handing Kurt his plate of food, which he started to devour the second he received it.
"Bonjour Stormy, did you miss ol' Remy?" he asked her teasingly, also attempting to get Rogue irritated with him.
"Why, Mr. LeBeau! You're back!" she replied, shock in her voice, "I'll go make your breakfast," she said as she walked back through the swinging doors that connected the kitchen to the room they were eating in. Remy took his place at the table.
"Your late," Rogue said, after he sat down, she hid the smile she wanted to show him, but luckily she kept it hidden under her mask, she didn't want to look too, desperate and happy.
"Sorry chere, remember it's only Remy's first day back, and he isn't used to getting up this early anymore," he lied, he's always been good at lying. He was so good at it that no one could ever tell if he was telling the truth or not. The truth was that he was always getting up about a half of an hour after they did, only because he was so used to it.
"Well you have an excuse, but what about Kurt?" Rogue countered.
"I had to get him up," Kurt said quickly, "he blew up the avarm clock and went right back to sleep do you know how many buckets of water I had to use to get him up?" he asked, not really expecting an answer. By this time, Kitty had joined the conversation.
"No," she said, "how many bucket did it take?" she asked suspiciously, both her and Rogue could tell something was up, but they couldn't exactly tell what.
"Four!" Kurt said the first number that came to his mind.
"Yeah, Remy was soaked to the bone, and so Remy also changed the sheets before he came down," Remy agreed.
"Really? Then why isn't your hair wet, Remy LeBeau?" Rogue remarked with a smirk. I've had caught them at their own game, she thought and gave Kitty a knowing look.
"Remy's hair dries fast, chere, and he decided to pull it back so that it looks dryer than it really is," he lied, but he could tell that it didn't work as well as he thought it would, the girls were catching on to them.
Storm walked in with Remy's breakfast, placing it on the table, "There you go, Mr. LeBeau," she said and started walking away.
"Thanks Stormy," Remy said laughing a little. He saw her tense up for a second like she was going to strike him with one of her lightening bolts, but then thought better of it, and finished walking the rest of the way back into the kitchen once again.
Just then Logan stormed into the room. He doesn't look so happy, Remy thought wondering what could have put him in such a foul mood. Logan sat down with a thump, saying nothing to anyone.
"Morning Lo-," Rogue started, but was cut off when Logan started growling at her, she decided she better leave him alone before he decided to come at her with his claws. Apparently he's in a worse mood than usual, Rogue noted. They all continued to eat their breakfast, except for Kurt who was already finished. The only sounds that could be heard were the soft sound of chewing, and Ororo frying bacon in the kitchen.
Finally Logan decided to let up a little on his evil side and say something, "Who can tell me who set up that trap upstairs, the one with all the duck tape, and colored shampoo?" he grumbled.
Everyone gave him a confused look, except for Remy and Kurt, they looked at each other and started laughing hysterically. They both knew what he was talking about; he had fallen into half of the trap they had set up for the girls. The more they studied Logan the more they saw the little clumps of missing hair, and orange coloring. Apparently he had used Kitty's shampoo on accident and on the point of getting out of the shower, pulled the line and got covered in duck tape. No wonder he's mad, Remy thought "Nice Hair!" is all he could say before he started laughing again.
"Can it, Cajun!" Logan said, running his fingers through his patched hair, then realized who he was talking to, "Hey Cajun, you're back! I bet you did this as a sorta surprise for your welcoming back," Logan guessed.
Remy decided to go with it, just so the girls wouldn't suspect anything anymore, "Oui! Remy's so sorry, he didn't know you'd get so upset, mon ami," Remy said apologetically.
"The heck you thought I wouldn't get mad!" Logan growled.
"Don't worry, mon ami, the color will be gone in a week or two, and your hair will surely grow back," Remy reassured him, as to not get in any more trouble than necessary. Logan just growled in reply. Remy leaned over to Kurt and whispered into his ear, "Well, if we can't get the girls at least get Logan, right?" Kurt nodded with a smile.
"What are you two talkin' about?" Rogue asked innocently.
"Nothing chere, just congratulating each other on how well we got Logan," Remy covered for him and Kurt.
"You were in on this too Kurt?!" Logan said in disbelief and rage, as he pulled up his hand, and his claws came out, "Why I should.," but Logan was caught as Jean entered the room in utter confusion for Logan's rage, then noticing his hair, she burst out laughing. Jean was laughing so hard she was almost in tears. Logan just sat back down; head bent and continuously ran his fingers through his patched hair. After about five minutes of non- stop laughing from Jean, Scott entered the room. Looking at Jean, he asked her what was so funny.
"Look.at his.hair!" Jean said between gasps for much needed air, then continued to laugh. Then doing a double-take on Scott, and started laughing harder than ever, clutching her side, she was laughing so hard. Everyone turned their attention toward Scott, this hair was green, and his flesh purple! Everyone started laughing; Jean was now on the floor she was laughing so hard.
Wow, both of them, maybe we accidentally put the colors in the wrong bottles, Remy thought as he gave Kurt another look. His eyes were laughing, then they both started laughing aloud with everyone else in the dining room.
Scott just looked at them in confusion, then ran to a mirror, and screamed! "Okay, who did this?!" Scoot asked in frustration and embarrassment.
"I bet they had something to do with it," Logan said pointing to Remy and Kurt, who were laughing hysterically, "Look what they did to me," Logan said, gesturing to his hair.
"OH, I'm going to get you both!" Scott spat in disgust. He sat down, pulled jean to her seat, and tried to cover his flesh and hair.
"You guys need to lighten up," Jean said after she had finally controlled her laughing, and speak in more than just gasps.
"Your just happy nothing happened to you," Kitty said.
"True, that's part of it, I guess." Jean admitted, "but these guys can never take a joke, even it came out and bit them," she said, gesturing to Logan and Scott.
"And you wonder why I wear a hologram around in public," Kurt said to Scott, "How does it feel to be purple?"
"Horrible, Kurt you just gained yourself some major respect points from me, for this coloring thing," Scott said, "How long until this stuff comes off?"
"About a week or so for the hair, and about a month for the coloring," Remy said.
"Man, I can't go out in public like this!" Scott said.
"You can vuse my hologram if you vwant, Scott," Kurt said generously.
"Thanks." Scott said, "Wait, what's the catch?!"
"Oh, it's voing to cost you big!" Kurt said and smirked at him.
Beep! Beep! Beep! BBBOOOOOOMMMM!!
Remy woke up with the sound of the alarm clock in his ear; he couldn't remember how to shut it off, so he decided to blow it up. Oh well, I'll just get another one, no big deal, he thought. He looked over at Kurt's bed; Kurt was sitting straight up with his eyes wide.
"Are you okay?" Remy asked, looking confusingly at Kurt.
"Yeah, I'm vine.vine, just don't blow up any more avarm clocks, it scares the tar out of me," Kurt admitted, relaxing a little.
"Sorry, mon ami, Remy just couldn't remember how to turn the stupid thing off, blowing it up was the quickest way to make it stop," Remy explained.
"That's alvright, just don't do it again," Kurt said, "So, how are vwe going to get ve girls back today?" Kurt asked inquisitively.
"Oh, mon ami, Remy's got a great plan," Remy smirked, "can you say utter humiliation?" he asked.
"Yeah, utter humiliation!" Kurt joked, "Sweet, so vhat's the plan?" he asked.
"Come close, and Remy'll whisper in your ear, just in case anyone is listening in," Remy said, as Kurt got close enough so Remy could whisper the plan into his ear.
Meanwhile back in Rogue and Kitty's room:
"Good morning," Kitty said with a yawn to Rogue, as she stretched in bed.
"A very good morning to you too," Rogue smiled. Normally Rogue wasn't a morning person but today was an exception.
"Well someone's happier than usual this morning," Kitty noted, "And I think I know why," she grinned, knowing perfectly well why she was.
"You think!? You mean you know!" Rogue said as she jumped out of bed and went to her closet, "Ah can tell by that smile," she said as she pulled out some black pants, torn at the knees, a black tank top, and a long sleeve purple shirt that exposes her shoulders, and a little bit of her stomach. Rogue put on her usual gothic make-up, but decided to go a little lighter. Kitty finally got out of bed, and had to rush to get dressed and put on her make-up.
"Come on, Kitty!" Rogue jumped as she put on her combat boots, and out of impatience, as she headed for the door to get breakfast. She had never been in a better mood in the morning.
"Hold on!" Kitty yelped as she quickly applied her lip gloss, and pulled on her shoes," Okay, lets go," she said when she was done, as she grabbed a ponytail holder off her dresser and pulled her hair back in a ponytail as she phased through the door.
Kitty and Rogue raced all the way downstairs to the breakfast table. "I win!" Kitty exclaimed as she sat down in her chair, but phased through it on accident, instead, and fell on the floor.
"That's only because you used your powers," Rogue protested, still running to her seat, "and you're not in your seat so the race is still on," Rogue commented, as she quickly sat down in her seat right across from Remy, who wasn't there yet, "Ah win! HA!"
"No fair, I accidentally phased through the chair," Kitty said as she stood up, rubbing her sore butt.
"Life's not fair, and besides you used your powers to walk through the closed door to the kitchen," Rogue reminded her.
"Oh yeah." Kitty replied sheepishly, and sat down in her chair.
"Well, you two girls seem to be in a good mood this morning," Ororo commented as she handed them each their breakfast.
"Well Rogue has a reason," Kitty said, excitement coming over her embarrassment once again, "I'm always in a good mood.sometimes," Kitty said as she started on her breakfast of pancakes and bacon.
"Well, it's a good thing you are," Ororo said, as she headed back to the kitchen to make some more breakfast for the late comers, and for herself, "But just out of curiosity, what's your reason Rogue?" she asked
"Oh, you'll see! You'll need to make one extra breakfast today though," Rogue said casually.
Back in Remy and Kurt's room:
"Vat plan is ingenious!" Kurt said with much enthusiasm in his voice, as Remy finished telling him the plan, "A stroke of brilliance!"
"Let's go! Remy doesn't think Stormy will mind if we're a little late for breakfast," Remy said, talking in third person as usual, as he dashed out of the room, followed by Kurt, who had decided to be human and walk with Remy.
It took them about a half of an hour to set up, and when they were done, both congratulated one another on their ingenious work and thinking. Both, dwelling on the moment the girls would fall helplessly into their trap.
"Okay, so you're going to distract Rogue while I get Kitty, then we switch right?" Kurt asked, making sure he had heard correct.
"Oui, or we both go at the same time!" Remy said.
"Okay, sounds good! Let's go to breakfast, I'm starving!" Kurt complained, as he rubbed his stomach. It growled, as they walked down the hall, "Veck with walking!" Kurt said, and BAMPFED out of the hall and into the kitchen. Remy raced down the hall and stairs, he was hungry too. When he got close enough to the kitchen that people could hear him, he decided to walk, as to not make people believe that hunger was not the only reason he was hurrying to breakfast. As he entered the kitchen, Ororo was handing Kurt his plate of food, which he started to devour the second he received it.
"Bonjour Stormy, did you miss ol' Remy?" he asked her teasingly, also attempting to get Rogue irritated with him.
"Why, Mr. LeBeau! You're back!" she replied, shock in her voice, "I'll go make your breakfast," she said as she walked back through the swinging doors that connected the kitchen to the room they were eating in. Remy took his place at the table.
"Your late," Rogue said, after he sat down, she hid the smile she wanted to show him, but luckily she kept it hidden under her mask, she didn't want to look too, desperate and happy.
"Sorry chere, remember it's only Remy's first day back, and he isn't used to getting up this early anymore," he lied, he's always been good at lying. He was so good at it that no one could ever tell if he was telling the truth or not. The truth was that he was always getting up about a half of an hour after they did, only because he was so used to it.
"Well you have an excuse, but what about Kurt?" Rogue countered.
"I had to get him up," Kurt said quickly, "he blew up the avarm clock and went right back to sleep do you know how many buckets of water I had to use to get him up?" he asked, not really expecting an answer. By this time, Kitty had joined the conversation.
"No," she said, "how many bucket did it take?" she asked suspiciously, both her and Rogue could tell something was up, but they couldn't exactly tell what.
"Four!" Kurt said the first number that came to his mind.
"Yeah, Remy was soaked to the bone, and so Remy also changed the sheets before he came down," Remy agreed.
"Really? Then why isn't your hair wet, Remy LeBeau?" Rogue remarked with a smirk. I've had caught them at their own game, she thought and gave Kitty a knowing look.
"Remy's hair dries fast, chere, and he decided to pull it back so that it looks dryer than it really is," he lied, but he could tell that it didn't work as well as he thought it would, the girls were catching on to them.
Storm walked in with Remy's breakfast, placing it on the table, "There you go, Mr. LeBeau," she said and started walking away.
"Thanks Stormy," Remy said laughing a little. He saw her tense up for a second like she was going to strike him with one of her lightening bolts, but then thought better of it, and finished walking the rest of the way back into the kitchen once again.
Just then Logan stormed into the room. He doesn't look so happy, Remy thought wondering what could have put him in such a foul mood. Logan sat down with a thump, saying nothing to anyone.
"Morning Lo-," Rogue started, but was cut off when Logan started growling at her, she decided she better leave him alone before he decided to come at her with his claws. Apparently he's in a worse mood than usual, Rogue noted. They all continued to eat their breakfast, except for Kurt who was already finished. The only sounds that could be heard were the soft sound of chewing, and Ororo frying bacon in the kitchen.
Finally Logan decided to let up a little on his evil side and say something, "Who can tell me who set up that trap upstairs, the one with all the duck tape, and colored shampoo?" he grumbled.
Everyone gave him a confused look, except for Remy and Kurt, they looked at each other and started laughing hysterically. They both knew what he was talking about; he had fallen into half of the trap they had set up for the girls. The more they studied Logan the more they saw the little clumps of missing hair, and orange coloring. Apparently he had used Kitty's shampoo on accident and on the point of getting out of the shower, pulled the line and got covered in duck tape. No wonder he's mad, Remy thought "Nice Hair!" is all he could say before he started laughing again.
"Can it, Cajun!" Logan said, running his fingers through his patched hair, then realized who he was talking to, "Hey Cajun, you're back! I bet you did this as a sorta surprise for your welcoming back," Logan guessed.
Remy decided to go with it, just so the girls wouldn't suspect anything anymore, "Oui! Remy's so sorry, he didn't know you'd get so upset, mon ami," Remy said apologetically.
"The heck you thought I wouldn't get mad!" Logan growled.
"Don't worry, mon ami, the color will be gone in a week or two, and your hair will surely grow back," Remy reassured him, as to not get in any more trouble than necessary. Logan just growled in reply. Remy leaned over to Kurt and whispered into his ear, "Well, if we can't get the girls at least get Logan, right?" Kurt nodded with a smile.
"What are you two talkin' about?" Rogue asked innocently.
"Nothing chere, just congratulating each other on how well we got Logan," Remy covered for him and Kurt.
"You were in on this too Kurt?!" Logan said in disbelief and rage, as he pulled up his hand, and his claws came out, "Why I should.," but Logan was caught as Jean entered the room in utter confusion for Logan's rage, then noticing his hair, she burst out laughing. Jean was laughing so hard she was almost in tears. Logan just sat back down; head bent and continuously ran his fingers through his patched hair. After about five minutes of non- stop laughing from Jean, Scott entered the room. Looking at Jean, he asked her what was so funny.
"Look.at his.hair!" Jean said between gasps for much needed air, then continued to laugh. Then doing a double-take on Scott, and started laughing harder than ever, clutching her side, she was laughing so hard. Everyone turned their attention toward Scott, this hair was green, and his flesh purple! Everyone started laughing; Jean was now on the floor she was laughing so hard.
Wow, both of them, maybe we accidentally put the colors in the wrong bottles, Remy thought as he gave Kurt another look. His eyes were laughing, then they both started laughing aloud with everyone else in the dining room.
Scott just looked at them in confusion, then ran to a mirror, and screamed! "Okay, who did this?!" Scoot asked in frustration and embarrassment.
"I bet they had something to do with it," Logan said pointing to Remy and Kurt, who were laughing hysterically, "Look what they did to me," Logan said, gesturing to his hair.
"OH, I'm going to get you both!" Scott spat in disgust. He sat down, pulled jean to her seat, and tried to cover his flesh and hair.
"You guys need to lighten up," Jean said after she had finally controlled her laughing, and speak in more than just gasps.
"Your just happy nothing happened to you," Kitty said.
"True, that's part of it, I guess." Jean admitted, "but these guys can never take a joke, even it came out and bit them," she said, gesturing to Logan and Scott.
"And you wonder why I wear a hologram around in public," Kurt said to Scott, "How does it feel to be purple?"
"Horrible, Kurt you just gained yourself some major respect points from me, for this coloring thing," Scott said, "How long until this stuff comes off?"
"About a week or so for the hair, and about a month for the coloring," Remy said.
"Man, I can't go out in public like this!" Scott said.
"You can vuse my hologram if you vwant, Scott," Kurt said generously.
"Thanks." Scott said, "Wait, what's the catch?!"
"Oh, it's voing to cost you big!" Kurt said and smirked at him.