Expect the Unexpected
Chapter 2: Lunch Time
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho. I hardly even own the laptop I'm typing this on!
Thank you to my reviewers, Reikachan14 and SiriousB1!
Narrator: ~During lunch time...~
Yusuke: I'm glad I escaped!
Kuwabara: You skipped class! Even when Keiko told you not to!
Yusuke: So?
Keiko: Yusuke!
Kuwabara: Have fun! *walks a safe distance away but still be able to hear*
Keiko: Yusuke! *reaches the top of stairs and sees Yusuke*
Yusuke: Uh...hey Keiko! Oh gosh...
Narrator: Have fun Yusuke.
Yusuke: Kuwabara already said that!
Narrator: I know.
Yusuke: Grrr...*gathers his spirit energy on his index finger*
Narrator: You know you can't do anything to me, because you can't even see my physical body or anything.
Yusuke: Darn it!
Keiko: Yusuke! Don't talk to someone else when I'm talking to you!
Yusuke: But-
Keiko: No buts! You skipped class!
Yusuke: Ah, come on Keiko! *walks over and flips her skirt up*
Narrator: ~SLAP! Keiko punished Yusuke for his perverted choice of action~
Yusuke: Why did you make me do that?
Narrator: I wanted to see you get slapped!
Yusuke: Why you little-
Keiko: Don't hurt the narrator, Yusuke!
Yusuke: Why not?
Keiko: First of all, you can't, because her phyiscal body isn't even here, and second, if she dies, we won't be here anymore.
Yusuke: But that means that we will have our own life back without being watched over or controlled.
Keiko: Back to my first reason.
Yusuke: Grrr...
Botan: *appears out of nowhere* Hi Yusuke. Hello Keiko *turns and sees Kuwabara* and Kuwabara.
Kuwabara: Hey Botan!
Yusuke: What's up, Botan?
Botan: *turns back around to face Yusuke* Oh yeah! Koenma said that you guys have a new mission.
Yusuke: What is it? To deal with an annoying narrator?
Narrator: Who are you calling annoying?
Yusuke: You.
Botan: Who's that?
Keiko: The narrator.
Botan: Narrator?
Keiko: We're in some girl's story.
Yusuke: Who I can't physically hurt even though she ticks me off.
Botan: Hmm...*comes up with an idea* Miss Narrator?
Narrator: Yeah?
Botan: Will you send your own character in?
Narrator: What will that do? He still can't hurt me.
Botan: Send in a character based on yourself.
Narrator: She'll freak everyone out.
Yusuke: Just send her in, I want to hurt someone.
Narrator: But if she's my character, then I can make her prefect.
Yusuke: We already know a perfect person.
Narrator: But he's not a girl.
Yusuke: He sometimes get mistaken for one.
Narrator: Don't say that about Kurama! Umm...I could make you not able to beat her.
Yusuke: I don't give if I beat her, I just want to hurt you because YOU ANNOY ME!!!
Narrator: Fine... *ding* ...she should be coming...
Unknown student: Hi everyone.
Yusuke: Is she it?
Narrator: Yeah.
Yusuke: What's your name?
Unknown student: Michiko Suzuki.
Kuwabara: Like the car?
Michiko: I don't think I'm a car.
Kuwabara: Are you sure?
Michiko: Do I look like a car to you?
Yusuke: Yeah, both just full of air.
Michiko: Huh?
Yusuke: Gasoline? Gas? Air?
Everyone: o.o;
Michiko: *whispers to Keiko* He's suppose to be your boyfriend, right?
Keiko: *blushes* We're not going out!
Botan: *whispers to Michiko* That's true, but they have feelings for each other.
Michiko: That's what I thought.
Botan: How do you know? You just got here!
Michiko: I'm the narrator's counterpart, I should know.
Botan: *blushes* My mistake.
Kuwabara: Hey Botan, you said that we have a new mission?
Botan: Yeah.
Yusuke: What is it?
Botan: Everyone just go to Yusuke's house by six o'clock.
Yusuke: Why my house?
Keiko: *does a stare that says Just shut up and do what she says'*
Yusuke: Never mind.
Keiko: Should I come too?
Botan: Umm...
Narrator: Sure!
Botan: Are you sure?
Narrator: I AM the narrator/ author of this story, I think I'm sure.
Yusuke: *mumbles* And I'm sure that you're annoying.
Michiko: May I, Keiko?
Keiko: Sure.
Narrator: ~And Michiko slaps Yusuke for calling the narrator annoying. In case you didn't know, Michiko has a keen sense of hearing. And she can slap as hard as Keiko.~
Yusuke: OW!! *bump appears on head*
Narrator: That's what you get for calling me annoying. Oh, by the way, you still haven't hurt my counterpart yet, are you going to or not?
Michiko: Yeah, are you going to hit me or not?
Yusuke: Don't get me started...
Botan: MEET AT YUSUKE'S HOUSE AT SIX!! *materializes oar* Okay?
Everyone: *nods*
Botan: Good. *flies away*
Narrator: ~The bell rings signalling that it's the end of lunch.~
Keiko: Come on Yusuke.
Yusuke: Do I have to?
Narrator: Yep.
Yusuke: But like you said, But that would be really out of his character.
Michiko: *sing-song voice* Tough luck for you!
Keiko: You coming, Michiko?
Michiko: Yep. Let's go Yusuke! I bet you can't beat me to the classroom!
Yusuke: Oh yeah? Ready set GO! *starts early*
Michiko: CHEATER! *turns to talk to Keiko* Got him.
Keiko: o.o; Thanks.
Michiko: ^_^ No problem!
A/N: I'm in the story! This is going to be fun! Hope you liked it! R&R! Ja mata ne!(^_^)/`