Story Codes:
BF AC DA ES GH IP DJM KIiM LY&LB NAWTABB OST QoUAS RfAWWGF VMWDTAV XB YAAFISDBTA ZMI
Translation: Bad Fic, All Couples, Drunken Antics, Extraterrestrial Stripping, Guy Humor, Insane Plot, Destroyed Jock Masculinity, Kindergarten Intelligence in Men, Little Yoda & Little Buddha, Naughty Alex Who Talks About Buffy's Butt, Obsessive Sexual Thoughts, Quartet of Under-Age Strippers, Restricted from Anyone Who Wants Good Fic, Virgin Males Who Deny They Are Virgins, Xenophobes Beware, You All Asked For It So Don't Blame The Author, Zero Male Intelligence
It's that kind of insanity that was the keystone to this story.
This story was originally and posted to the "Roswellian Fanfiction Space", a now somewhat defunct Roswell fanfic message board, between 3/19/01 and 1/31/02. The main part of what made this story so great will not be on ff.net but will be on my site, should I ever make one. The main part was the feedback, as I conversed with my readers. A cult was even started over this fic, the Church Of The Chocolate PMS'ing Smurf. I was the high priest. Those times did come to an end, but in an effort to at least let a portion of my insanity show through, I present you now with "Rollin'". However, the ending will be a little different from what was originally posted, due to the fact an attempted sequel completely bombed. I'll alter this to give it full closure.
So, for anyone who wants to read this hopelessly badfic crossover, please enjoy.
Much love to all,
Drake aka D Tepes aka Drake Tepes aka The Author
Those were the Author's Notes that had their own page before ff.net stopped allowing that. So, there.
Title – Rollin' a.k.a. The Amazingly Pointless Fic
Name – Drake (No one else would take responsibility)
Rating – I'll just say PG-13 through R, not good at ratings. But it's a demented author and teenage guys, so don't read it if you are afraid (and you should be). Should warn you, lots of talk of "slash". None in the story, but lots of talk of it. )
Summary – This is Pornless PWP, No porn and no plot. What is it? An author who is insane and sending the kids on a demented road trip kind of not really though.
Category – CC really.
Spoilers – This is all before the Vegas ep.
Disclaimer – I don't own them, if I did I'd be doing things that are prohibited from being mentioned on this board with the female cast and I'd rent the male cast out to anyone here who wanted them.
Author's Note – This is foof. Special foof, magically everyone is coupled with who they should be and all is right in the world. How is this possible? Because this is foof and I'm writing it, so, what I say goes for this fic! HAHAHA, bring on the strippers! Um, anyway... This is being written to get rid of a thought that has been stuck in my head for awhile which, sadly, does involve stripping. That's all I'm saying, other than I seriously need to up my visits to my therapist because of this fic.
This story is kind of mentally based on a BtVS fic I read where they all went on a rather insane road trip, that actually passed through Roswell. You know, I think it's only fair to return the favor somewhere along the way.
I must point this out, I make lots, and I mean lots, of shots and slash. I really don't have a problem with this genre, it's just an easy one to poke fun at. Don't take my joking about it to mean anything at all.
- - - - -
Prelude:
Setting: Michael's apartment, a card table it set up and the guys are sitting around playing poker.
Kyle: I'm in for 5. So, anyone know what we're going to be doing in this fic?
Max: I see your 5 and raise you five. I don't know, but we're the primary characters, apparently the girls don't appear at all, or very little.
Michael: I see and raise 10 more. God, it's not going to be a slash fic is it? I can't stand another of those. Especially since I'm always paired with Max, no offense, that's close to incest too.
Alex: I call. It's not slash, it's going on the Roswellian board, so it has to be under those guidelines, might even get something foofy. I even heard a rumor of a Buffy crossover.
Kyle: I got three 6's. Oh, I could go for a Buffy crossover. Fighting vampires and doing high kicks in mini-skirts, yeah, I could definitely go for that.
Max: Three kings and two queens. Don't let Tess hear that, or let Liz hear me agree. Maybe we could get an Angel crossover too and see that Cordelia.
Michael: Five aces, unbeatable. I won't agree, if I did somehow Maria would find out and there would be an entire fic devoted to my torture. Besides, you're totally forgetting Drusilla, Willow and Tara. Much eye candy abound.
Alex: I'm out, next time no using your powers Michael, should have made that a rule this game. Well, since no one else is showing any courage about this, I will feel I must say a Stone Cold "Hell Yeah" to seeing all of them. And maybe Darla too, gotta love the whole Topolsky crossover idea issues. Besides, I saw her in that movie "Darkdrive" and I tell you…
Author Voice Over: ATTENTION CHARACTERS:
Alex: Nevermind, author in the house.
Author Voice Over: OKAY, HERE IS THE FIC OUTLINE FOR YOU. YOU WILL BE GOING ON A ROAD TRIP AND HAVE MISADVENTURES. YOU WILL MEET BUFFY, NO ANGEL, AND YOU WILL ALSO BE FORCED TO HUMILIATE YOURSELF IN NEVADA, I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO CHANGE THE STORY OUTLINE AT MY WHIM. IF YOU OBJECT TO ANY ALTERATIONS, I WILL BE FORCED TO MAKE YOU DANCE IN A PINK TUTU IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL AND YOUR SEAT RIP OUT. AM I UNDERSTOOD?
All: Sir, yes sir!
Author Voice Over: SMARTASSES. GET IN POSITION.
Michael: Man, this is going to suck.
Kyle: We're going to end up getting MiSTed aren't we?
Alex: Wouldn't be the first time.
Max: Won't be the last.
BF AC DA ES GH IP DJM KIiM LY&LB NAWTABB OST QoUAS RfAWWGF VMWDTAV XB YAAFISDBTA ZMI
Translation: Bad Fic, All Couples, Drunken Antics, Extraterrestrial Stripping, Guy Humor, Insane Plot, Destroyed Jock Masculinity, Kindergarten Intelligence in Men, Little Yoda & Little Buddha, Naughty Alex Who Talks About Buffy's Butt, Obsessive Sexual Thoughts, Quartet of Under-Age Strippers, Restricted from Anyone Who Wants Good Fic, Virgin Males Who Deny They Are Virgins, Xenophobes Beware, You All Asked For It So Don't Blame The Author, Zero Male Intelligence
It's that kind of insanity that was the keystone to this story.
This story was originally and posted to the "Roswellian Fanfiction Space", a now somewhat defunct Roswell fanfic message board, between 3/19/01 and 1/31/02. The main part of what made this story so great will not be on ff.net but will be on my site, should I ever make one. The main part was the feedback, as I conversed with my readers. A cult was even started over this fic, the Church Of The Chocolate PMS'ing Smurf. I was the high priest. Those times did come to an end, but in an effort to at least let a portion of my insanity show through, I present you now with "Rollin'". However, the ending will be a little different from what was originally posted, due to the fact an attempted sequel completely bombed. I'll alter this to give it full closure.
So, for anyone who wants to read this hopelessly badfic crossover, please enjoy.
Much love to all,
Drake aka D Tepes aka Drake Tepes aka The Author
Those were the Author's Notes that had their own page before ff.net stopped allowing that. So, there.
Title – Rollin' a.k.a. The Amazingly Pointless Fic
Name – Drake (No one else would take responsibility)
Rating – I'll just say PG-13 through R, not good at ratings. But it's a demented author and teenage guys, so don't read it if you are afraid (and you should be). Should warn you, lots of talk of "slash". None in the story, but lots of talk of it. )
Summary – This is Pornless PWP, No porn and no plot. What is it? An author who is insane and sending the kids on a demented road trip kind of not really though.
Category – CC really.
Spoilers – This is all before the Vegas ep.
Disclaimer – I don't own them, if I did I'd be doing things that are prohibited from being mentioned on this board with the female cast and I'd rent the male cast out to anyone here who wanted them.
Author's Note – This is foof. Special foof, magically everyone is coupled with who they should be and all is right in the world. How is this possible? Because this is foof and I'm writing it, so, what I say goes for this fic! HAHAHA, bring on the strippers! Um, anyway... This is being written to get rid of a thought that has been stuck in my head for awhile which, sadly, does involve stripping. That's all I'm saying, other than I seriously need to up my visits to my therapist because of this fic.
This story is kind of mentally based on a BtVS fic I read where they all went on a rather insane road trip, that actually passed through Roswell. You know, I think it's only fair to return the favor somewhere along the way.
I must point this out, I make lots, and I mean lots, of shots and slash. I really don't have a problem with this genre, it's just an easy one to poke fun at. Don't take my joking about it to mean anything at all.
- - - - -
Prelude:
Setting: Michael's apartment, a card table it set up and the guys are sitting around playing poker.
Kyle: I'm in for 5. So, anyone know what we're going to be doing in this fic?
Max: I see your 5 and raise you five. I don't know, but we're the primary characters, apparently the girls don't appear at all, or very little.
Michael: I see and raise 10 more. God, it's not going to be a slash fic is it? I can't stand another of those. Especially since I'm always paired with Max, no offense, that's close to incest too.
Alex: I call. It's not slash, it's going on the Roswellian board, so it has to be under those guidelines, might even get something foofy. I even heard a rumor of a Buffy crossover.
Kyle: I got three 6's. Oh, I could go for a Buffy crossover. Fighting vampires and doing high kicks in mini-skirts, yeah, I could definitely go for that.
Max: Three kings and two queens. Don't let Tess hear that, or let Liz hear me agree. Maybe we could get an Angel crossover too and see that Cordelia.
Michael: Five aces, unbeatable. I won't agree, if I did somehow Maria would find out and there would be an entire fic devoted to my torture. Besides, you're totally forgetting Drusilla, Willow and Tara. Much eye candy abound.
Alex: I'm out, next time no using your powers Michael, should have made that a rule this game. Well, since no one else is showing any courage about this, I will feel I must say a Stone Cold "Hell Yeah" to seeing all of them. And maybe Darla too, gotta love the whole Topolsky crossover idea issues. Besides, I saw her in that movie "Darkdrive" and I tell you…
Author Voice Over: ATTENTION CHARACTERS:
Alex: Nevermind, author in the house.
Author Voice Over: OKAY, HERE IS THE FIC OUTLINE FOR YOU. YOU WILL BE GOING ON A ROAD TRIP AND HAVE MISADVENTURES. YOU WILL MEET BUFFY, NO ANGEL, AND YOU WILL ALSO BE FORCED TO HUMILIATE YOURSELF IN NEVADA, I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO CHANGE THE STORY OUTLINE AT MY WHIM. IF YOU OBJECT TO ANY ALTERATIONS, I WILL BE FORCED TO MAKE YOU DANCE IN A PINK TUTU IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL AND YOUR SEAT RIP OUT. AM I UNDERSTOOD?
All: Sir, yes sir!
Author Voice Over: SMARTASSES. GET IN POSITION.
Michael: Man, this is going to suck.
Kyle: We're going to end up getting MiSTed aren't we?
Alex: Wouldn't be the first time.
Max: Won't be the last.