Expect the Unexpected
Chapter 3: The Mission
Disclaimer: I'm hungry.
SiriousB1, I'll try the best I can, but I probably won't get it until the fifth chapter. Please be patient!
Narrator: ~Six o'clock at Yusuke's house...~
Yusuke: Suzuki.
Michiko: What?
Yusuke: Where's Hiei and Kurama?
Michiko: I thought you're going to get them.
Yusuke: You're the author, you didn't tell me to get them.
Michiko: I'm the narrator's counterpart.
Yusuke: Whatever.
Narrator: I have to do everything myself, don't I?
Yusuke: You are the narrator/ author.
Narrator: Shut up, Urameshi. ~The doorbell rings.~
Botan: I'll get it! *goes to get the door*
Narrator: ~Door opens...~
Botan: Yukina?
Kuwabara: Yukina?
Narrator: Isn't that what she said?
Kuwabara: Why is she here?
Michiko: Botan said Everyone just go to Yusuke's house by six o'clock. Why? You don't want her to come?
Kuwabara: I didn't say I was complaining or anything. *runs to the door* Yukina!
Yukina: Hello, Kazuma.
Botan: Come on guys, let's wait for Hiei and Kurama in the living room.
Narrator: ~Botan, Kuwabara, and Yukina appears.~
Keiko: Hey Yukina.
Yukina: Hello Keiko.
Michiko: Hey Yukina!
Yukina: Who are you?
Botan: She's the narrator's counterpart.
Yukina: Narrator?
Botan: Yeah, we're in some girl's story.
Yukina: Umm...Okay.
Narrator: ~Doorbell rings again.~
Botan: I'll get it. You guys sit down. Make yourself at home, Yukina.
Yusuke: Hey! This is my house!
Michiko: Shut up, Urameshi.
Narrator: ~Door opens...~
Botan: Hiei! You made it!
Hiei: Hn.
Botan: Come in!
Narrator: ~Botan and Hiei arrives at the living room.~
Yusuke: Who told you to come here? Did Botan?
Hiei: I just saw her now, what do you think?
Kuwabara: Well then who, shrimp.
Hiei: None of your business, you oaf.
Kuwabara: Why you-
Yukina: Please, Hiei, Kazuma, don't fight.
Kuwabara: Of course, Yukina.
Hiei: Yukina?
Yukina: Yes?
Hiei: Why are you here?
Yukina: Keiko found me and told me to come.
Hiei: Why is Keiko even here? Isn't this a Spirit Detective meeting?
Michiko: I told her to come along.
Hiei: Hn.
Yusuke: You're the first one to not ask about her.
Hiei: She told me to come.
Yusuke: Oh, so you already met Miss Know-It-All.
Michiko: I am not!
Narrator: ~Doorbell rings.~
Botan: I'll-
Yusuke: Just go, we know you'll get it.
Botan: Fine. *Opens the door* Shizuru!
Kuwabara: My sister? *turns to Michiko* You told my sister to come?
Michiko: The more the merrier.
Narrator: ~Shizuru and Botan appears.~
Kuwabara: I couldn't believe you told my sister to come.
Shizuru: Hey.
Keiko: Hi Shizuru.
Narrator: ~Doorbell rings once more.~
Botan: *goes to get the door* Hi Kurama!
Michiko: Kurama...*sigh*
Kuwabara: What's up with her?
Keiko: I bet I know.
Yusuke: What's wrong with Suzuki?
Keiko: She likes him.
Hiei: She isn't the only one.
Michiko: *blushes* Be quiet.
Narrator: ~Botan and Kurama shows up.~ Is that everyone?
Yusuke: Koenma?
Narrator: You want him to come?
Botan: Sure!
Narrator: Okay.
Kurama: *sits next to Michiko* Thank you for informing me about this meeting.
Michiko: *blushes redder* You're welcome.
Kurama: Why aren't you looking at me?
Yusuke: Because she'll die of a heart attack.
Michiko: Shut up, Urameshi!
Hiei: She's just acting like a typical girl, Kurama.
Michiko: I need to calm down. Stop blushing, Michiko! *whispers* Help me here, Miss Narrator.
Narrator: Fine *ding* ~Now Michiko posesses the power to hide her feelings, very well. And (just in case), instant matter materialization.~
Michiko: Thanks!
Narrator: Hey, you're me, I'm just helping myself out here.
Michiko: *to Kurama* You're welcome.
Narrator: ~Doorbell rings one last time.~
Botan: *gets up to get the door* Hello, Koenma, sir.
Koenma: Why am I even here?
Botan: Because Michiko's counterpart said so.
Koenma: Who's Michiko's counterpart?
Botan: The narrator.
Koenma: Narrator?
Narrator: ~Botan and Koenma appears.~
Michiko: Hi Koenma!
Koenma: And you are...?
Michiko: I'm Michiko Suzuki, the narrator's counterpart. And I'm not a car!
Yusuke: *mumbling* But she's annoying.
Narrator: Shut up, Urameshi. If you think she's so annoying, make her shut up.
Yusuke: Fine, I will. *gets in punching position*
Michiko: Ahhh! *materializes a knight helmet on her head*
Yusuke: *punches* OW!!! *hand grows red and swollen*
Michiko: *dematerializes knight helmet* Phew!
Narrator: That was too close for comfort! *ding* ~Now Michiko posesses incredible speed, like Hiei!~
Hiei: Hn.
Michiko: Yay! Now I won't be the slowest kid in my gym class!
Yusuke: *massaging hand* Slowpoke.
Michiko: May I use a weapon this time, Keiko?
Keiko: Sure!
Michiko: *materializes a frying pan* Shut up, Urameshi. *hits Yusuke's head with pan*
Yusuke: *drops unconscious*
Narrator: Am I missing anyone now?
Kuwabara: What about Genkai?
Narrator: You want her to come?
Kuwabara: Well-
Narrator: ~Doorbell rings again, apparently the last time wasn't really the last time.~
Botan: Someone else get it this time, I'm not the door-getter!
Keiko: I'll get it then. *goes to get the door* Hello Genkai.
Genkai: Why am I even here?
Narrator: ~Keiko and Genkai goes to the living room.~
Michiko: Kuwabara said he wants you to come.
Kuwabara: No I didn't! You brought her here while I'm still talking!
Michiko: Whatever!
Yusuke: *regains consciousness* OW!!! *sees Genkai* What are you doing here, you old hag!
Genkai: Like it was my choice.
Yusuke: *turns to Michiko* Why did you bring her here?
Michiko: Like I said before, The more the merrier. Anyways, Kuwabara wanted her to come.
Kuwabara: No I didn't! Yukina, did I say I want Genkai to come?
Yukina: Not really.
Kuwabara: See! I didn't! Yukina never lies!
Michiko: I don't know why you are taking it so seriously. It's just a sentence.
Hiei: Stupid humans.
Keiko, Kuwabara, Shizuru, Genkai, Michiko, Narrator: HEY!
Hiei: Hn.
Kuwabara: Stupid demons.
Yusuke, Hiei, Kurama: HEY!
Michiko: Genkai, are you a human?
Genkai: Didn't I yell when Hiei called humans stupid?
Michiko: Oh yeah.
Yusuke: Stupid author.
Narrator, Michiko: HEY!
Michiko: You want to be unconscious again, Urameshi? *grabs the frying pan again*
Yusuke: Hn.
Hiei: That's my word.
Kuwabara: It doesn't have your name on it.
Hiei: You can't have a name on a word, stupid.
Kuwabara: Who're you calling stupid, shrimp.
Yukina: Please, don't fight.
Kuwabara: Yes, Yukina. But Hiei started it.
Hiei: Hn. What should I do with the fish?
Kuwabara: I'll eat it!!!!
Hiei: ...Why did I just say that?
Narrator: Because it's a really random and out of character thing to say.
Kuwabara: ...I don't like fish!
Narrator: Well, tough. Eat it anyways.
Kuwabara: Darn it. *eats the fish* *chokes*
Botan: Yukina, help him.
Yukina: Why me?
Botan: You're the one with the healing powers.
Yukina: Fine. *does the Heimlich manuver*
Kuwabara: *coughs out fish bones* Thank you, Yukina. You saved my life. *grabs both of her hands* I am eternally grateful.
Everyone else: o.o;
Atsuko: I'll just be going now, Yusuke. You and your friends play nice.
Yusuke: Yeah, whatever.
Michiko: Bye, Ms. Urameshi.
Atsuko: Bye, whoever-you-are. *goes out the door*
Yusuke: Suzuki, I still don't understand why you brought Keiko, Yukina, Koenma, and Genkai.
Keiko: You have a problem with me here?
Kuwabara: Why can't Yukina be here?
Koenma: Botan might need some help explaining.
Genkai: I don't understand either.
Michiko: That's what you get for wondering so much.
Genkai: Really, why are we here?
Michiko: I wanted to meet everyone!
Everyone: o.o;
Yusuke: That's it? That's why we're all here at my house?
Michiko: No, you guys have a mission.
Kuwabara: Well, what is it then?
Michiko: Funny that you're asking me when Botan said she'll tell you.
Botan: But I don't think the mission will need everyone here.
Michiko: They could all help somehow, can't they?
Botan: I guess...
Hiei: Can you just say what our mission is?
Botan: You have to participate in the Dark Tournament.
Everyone except Botan, Koenma, Michiko, and Narrator: AGAIN?
Koenma: You see, a mysterious fighter invited the Urameshi team to fight as the guests.
Genkai: I'm not in the mood to fight, count me out.
Yusuke: Why? Your young form is cute. I want to see that side of you again.
Keiko: *smacks Yusuke*
Yusuke: *red handprint appears* What was that for?
Keiko: For flirting with Genkai!
Kuwabara: Dang, Urameshi. I didn't know you like your women crispy!
Keiko, Genkai: *each smacks Kuwabara on his face*
Genkai: Who're you calling crispy? I can see beat the heck out of you!
Keiko: Don't say that about Yusuke or Genkai!
Kuwabara: *red handprint on each side of his face* OW!!! Now I know how Urameshi feels.
Hiei: That's why you should use your brain before you talk, if you have one.
Kuwabara: What are you talking about?
Yusuke: You guys fight too much! We still need to find a fifth fighter.
Kurama: Might I suggest Miss Suzuki here?
Michiko: Me?
Yusuke: Suzuki? You're kidding right?
Kurama: Seeing as to how you can knock Yusuke unconscious, I think you'll do fine.
Yusuke: *mumbles* Why not Keiko? She knocked me unconscious countless times.
Michiko: Keiko! Yusuke's talking about you!
Yusuke: Shut up, Suzuki!
Michiko: Don't tell me to shut up!
Yusuke: I believe I just did.
Koenma: The tournament is next month. Be there or be square.
Michiko: What is that suppose to mean?
Koenma: Just consider it as a threat.
Michiko: o.o; Okay.
A/N: That was a long chapter, compared to the other two at least. I met Kurama...*sigh* I took this personality test at reikitantei.net, and it said that I'm most like Kurama. YAY!!! R&R! Ja mata ne! (^_^)/`