Part 1: The Set Up (guest appearance by author's plot devices)
There was a teacher's strike in Roswell. A rather big one in fact, school would not be in session for at least three weeks, much to the delight of the students and the fear of the parents. This is where our zer... sorry, our hero, comes up with his idea.
"Let's have a road trip, just us guys. Leave the worries and the girlfriends behind and have some fun while school's out. Come on, what do you guys think?" Kyle Valenti, the ringleader, organizer and main person to catch blame for the events about to unfold said to the group of whip... sorry again, to the group of happily attached men who were his friends.
Around the table his group of friends each reacted in their own unique ways. Max Evans raised and eyebrow, reminiscent of Spock (it explains the ears), as if to say to Kyle "Are you insane?". Alex Whitman's reaction was that of shaking his head, which translated into "I know you're insane.". And Michael Guerin's response was a glare that, well, we aren't sure what it said and we're rather afraid to ask.
Needless to say, they were hesitant. That is until a thought struck them all at the same moment (a.k.a. convenient author ploy to make things go how he wants) that all of their girlfriends hung out together. Women who hung out together tended to get in sync with certain... bodily things they don't want to think of. The one thought they did have was that it lasted at least three days, and that's if they're lucky, and that it was coming upon them soon. Also, that they were out of school and would all fall victim to it. So, for their sake (and the sake of the story) they finally changed their expressions to those of ones willing to go with Kyle. Guys speak in body language too much, they're too odd.
So, the tale is set in motion thanks to Kyle's plan, the in sync PMS fairy and the author making everything come together to fit his demented idea for a story. Pray for them, they'll need it.
There was a teacher's strike in Roswell. A rather big one in fact, school would not be in session for at least three weeks, much to the delight of the students and the fear of the parents. This is where our zer... sorry, our hero, comes up with his idea.
"Let's have a road trip, just us guys. Leave the worries and the girlfriends behind and have some fun while school's out. Come on, what do you guys think?" Kyle Valenti, the ringleader, organizer and main person to catch blame for the events about to unfold said to the group of whip... sorry again, to the group of happily attached men who were his friends.
Around the table his group of friends each reacted in their own unique ways. Max Evans raised and eyebrow, reminiscent of Spock (it explains the ears), as if to say to Kyle "Are you insane?". Alex Whitman's reaction was that of shaking his head, which translated into "I know you're insane.". And Michael Guerin's response was a glare that, well, we aren't sure what it said and we're rather afraid to ask.
Needless to say, they were hesitant. That is until a thought struck them all at the same moment (a.k.a. convenient author ploy to make things go how he wants) that all of their girlfriends hung out together. Women who hung out together tended to get in sync with certain... bodily things they don't want to think of. The one thought they did have was that it lasted at least three days, and that's if they're lucky, and that it was coming upon them soon. Also, that they were out of school and would all fall victim to it. So, for their sake (and the sake of the story) they finally changed their expressions to those of ones willing to go with Kyle. Guys speak in body language too much, they're too odd.
So, the tale is set in motion thanks to Kyle's plan, the in sync PMS fairy and the author making everything come together to fit his demented idea for a story. Pray for them, they'll need it.
