Expect the Unexpected
Chapter 5: Hotel Room
Disclaimer: I just saw Youko Kurama for the first time yesterday. He's cute! But Shuuichi Minamino is cuter! Wait, this is the disclaimer section, not author's note, oops. Ahem, I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho. Please don't sue me. I'm dead broke.
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Kenshin Long: I'm really not that good with fighting scenes...
Narrator: ~They arrived at their hotel room...~
Hiei: I don't get why we're even here. The sponsors are all dead and the stadium was destroyed. Why are we here?
Narrator: Well, I'm sorry if I hadn't known about it.
Yusuke: If you didn't, why did you even write this story?
Narrator: I was bored!
Kurama: Stop making fun of Michiko's counterpart!
Kuwabara: *snickers*
Yusuke: Michiko and Kurama sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
Michiko: *blushes slightly* Shut up, Urameshi.
Narrator: ~All the other people from the meeting came.~
Michiko: Hey everyone!
Botan: What's going on?
Yusuke: We're making fun of Michiko and Kurama.
Shizuru: Why? What'd they do?
Kuwabara: They're in love! *goes and grabs Yukina's hand* Like we are! Right, Yukina?
Everyone: o.o;
Yukina: Umm...sure...
Michiko: You're going to get it, Urameshi!
Yusuke: Oh yeah? How?
Michiko: Hmm...*comes up with an idea* Keiko, I challenge you!
Keiko: What's the challenge?
Michiko: Let's see who can smack Yusuke the hardest!
Keiko: Bring it on!
Yusuke: Hey, Keiko! Why are you doing this to me too? I get why Suzuki is doing this. But you? WHY?
Keiko: Cause you flirted with Genkai!
Yusuke: You already smacked me for it!
Keiko: Well tough.
Genkai: Hope that'll teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Yusuke: For awhile.
Narrator: ~And the competition starts!~ *snickers*
Yusuke: Shut up, narrator!
Narrator: *continues to snicker*
Yusuke: Grrr...
Michiko: Ready?
Keiko: Ready.
Michiko: Hold on. *blindfolds Yusuke*
Yusuke: Why'd you blindfold me for?
Michiko: So you won't just let your girlfriend win. If I lose, I want it to be fair and square.
Yusuke: Fine.
Michiko: Oh! *puts earplugs in Yusuke's ears*
Yusuke: Why'd you do that?
Michiko: *removes one of the earplugs so Yusuke can hear what she has to say* So you won't hear what the narrator is going to say.
Yusuke: Fine.
Michiko: Here comes slap number one! *replaces earplug*
Narrator: ~Keiko slapped Yusuke REALLY hard. It sounded like it REALLY hurt.~
Yusuke: OW! *red handprint appears*
Botan: *removes an earplug from Yusuke's ear* How would you rate that pain? On a scale of 1 to 10?
Yusuke: 8
Michiko: Slap number two!
Botan: *puts earplug back*
Narrator: ~Michiko slapped Yusuke REALLY hard as well. It sounded REAL loud.~
Botan: *pulls earplug back out*
Michiko: *massages hand* Please rate!
Yusuke: *red handprint appears on the other side of cheek* Umm...7.
Keiko: I won!
Yusuke: *removes blindfold and the other earplug* The first one was Keiko's?
Keiko: Yep.
Yusuke: That hurts!
Michiko: *snickers*
Yusuke: Shut up, Suzuki.
Michiko: Fine!
Kurama: Is your hand okay?*holds the hand Michiko used to slap Yusuke*
Michiko: *blushes slightly again* I'm fine.
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michiko: *blushes deeper*
Kurama: Ignore them, they're just jealous.
Yusuke: Oh yeah, Kurama. I'm jealous because your girlfriend is the annoying narrator's stupid counterpart. *starts laughing*
Narrator: ~Before anyone knows what happened, Yusuke is unconscious and Michiko has a frying pan in her other hand.~
Michiko: I couldn't believe you haven't learned your lesson yet.
Genkai: He learn lessons of strength fast, but lessons of common sense? I think not.
Everyone except Kuwabara: *laughs*
Kuwabara: What's so funny? Did I miss something?
Botan: Yukina, maybe you should use your healing powers to heal his lost knowledge...if it was there in the first place.
Everyone except Kuwabara: *laughs*
Kuwabara: Did you just call me stupid?
Botan: I don't remember saying that word.
Kuwabara: Are you sure?
Botan: Positive.
Kuwabara: Oh.
Genkai: It's getting late, you guys should get to sleep, you need your rest for tomorrow's fight.
Michiko: Okay. Goodnight everyone!
Everyone: Goodnight!
Narrator: ~The non-fighters went back to their own room.~
Yusuke: *regains consciousness*
Michiko: I call the bed!
Yusuke: I vote that Kurama sleep in it too!
Michiko: *slaps Yusuke* When will you learn to keep your mouth shut?
Kurama: There are two beds in there...
Michiko: *holds Kurama's hand* Let's get some rest.
Kurama: Okay.
Narrator: ~Michiko and Kurama went to the room with the two separate beds to sleep.~
Hiei: I call the couch then.
Kuwabara: I call the other one!
Yusuke: Hey! I'm the team captain!
Kuwabara: So? You were slow. You should've called it faster. Besides, the last time that we're here, you slept on the ground a lot.
Yusuke: Grr...
Narrator: So Yusuke sleeps on the floor.
Yusuke: Do you have something against me?
Narrator: No, I have something against Karasu.
Yusuke: Why?
Narrator: KARASU TOUCHED KURAMA'S HAIR!!! NO ONE TOUCHES KURAMA'S SACRED HAIR BUT ME!!! Plus, Karasu hurt Kurama really badly with all those bombs.
Yusuke: True...what about Kuwabara? Why don't you torture him instead of me?
Michiko: He might be ugly, but he's nicer than you.
Kuwabara: *talking in his sleep* I'm not ugly...
Yusuke: *chuckles* Whatever.
Narrator: Good night, sleep tight, don't let the floor bugs bite.
Yusuke: You don't have to rub it in, you know.
Narrator: Whatever! ~And everyone goes and falls asleep peacefully.~
A/N: I'm really sorry it's SO late, but the story was on my iBook that was provided by the school and since they took it back, I didn't get a chance to see by fic for awhile.Well, that's chapter 5 for y'll! I don't know if I should continue the story, since I can't think of anymore characters for the Urameshi team to fight. And a lot of the others from last time died. I think I just made the story kind of serious. Oops. Oh well, I don't care. I'M SLEEPING IN THE SAME ROOM AS KURAMA!!! *faints at the thought of it really happening*