Note before the Interlude. See, all the previous has been written before slash was allowed on the board this was originally written and posted on. Now, we view what happens to these guys when they find out that it's allowed now.
Interlude 2:
Setting: Strip club break room before Part Four.
Max: I think we've lost Michael for good.
Alex: I know, this is scary, he's been curled in a ball saying the same things over and over again since he found out.
Kyle: Who knew he'd take the fact that Roswellian Fanfiction Space is accepting slash so badly.
Michael Murmuring Softly: I want my Maria, I want my Maria, I want my Maria, I want my Maria, I want my Maria…
Max Reaches Over And Shakes Michael To Try And Snap Him Out Of It.
Michael: DON'T STICK THAT PROBE THERE DADDY.
Max, Alex and Kyle share a look and say: He's been watching "Can't Hardly Wait" hasn't he?
Kyle: So, you think the author is going to rewrite in slash? I don't have much of a problem as long as it's well written and not smut. I love my Tess but let's face it, we're at the author's mercy here.
Max: I really don't know, Alex is our expert. But I'm doubting we'll be slashed.
Alex: I'd bet on us being safe. But I think Michael's over the bend.
Author Voice Over: DO NOT FRET MY PUPPETS, THERE SHALL BE NO SLASH IN THIS STORY. YOU ARE ALL SAFE IN MY LAND.
Michael: Thankyou,thankyou,thankyou,thankyou,thankyou…
Alex Whispers To Kyle And Max: When did our author become so dramatic?
Author Voice Over: I JUST FELT LIKE IT, SO, ASSUME THE POSITION.
Michael: NOOOOOOO, NO NO NO.
Author Voice Over: NOT LIKE THAT, METHINKS HE DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH.
Kyle: You know, I think the author may be right. I thought I saw Michael checking out my butt earlier.
Max: This is going to be a long story, even if it's short.
Alex: If anyone is reading this, please ask the author to stop. For our sakes, please?
Michael: You all love me, remember? Ask him to stop now.
Max: I'm the best built, women drool over me, please make him stop.
Kyle: I'm the Woozle! Stop him in the name of the Woozle!
Interlude 2:
Setting: Strip club break room before Part Four.
Max: I think we've lost Michael for good.
Alex: I know, this is scary, he's been curled in a ball saying the same things over and over again since he found out.
Kyle: Who knew he'd take the fact that Roswellian Fanfiction Space is accepting slash so badly.
Michael Murmuring Softly: I want my Maria, I want my Maria, I want my Maria, I want my Maria, I want my Maria…
Max Reaches Over And Shakes Michael To Try And Snap Him Out Of It.
Michael: DON'T STICK THAT PROBE THERE DADDY.
Max, Alex and Kyle share a look and say: He's been watching "Can't Hardly Wait" hasn't he?
Kyle: So, you think the author is going to rewrite in slash? I don't have much of a problem as long as it's well written and not smut. I love my Tess but let's face it, we're at the author's mercy here.
Max: I really don't know, Alex is our expert. But I'm doubting we'll be slashed.
Alex: I'd bet on us being safe. But I think Michael's over the bend.
Author Voice Over: DO NOT FRET MY PUPPETS, THERE SHALL BE NO SLASH IN THIS STORY. YOU ARE ALL SAFE IN MY LAND.
Michael: Thankyou,thankyou,thankyou,thankyou,thankyou…
Alex Whispers To Kyle And Max: When did our author become so dramatic?
Author Voice Over: I JUST FELT LIKE IT, SO, ASSUME THE POSITION.
Michael: NOOOOOOO, NO NO NO.
Author Voice Over: NOT LIKE THAT, METHINKS HE DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH.
Kyle: You know, I think the author may be right. I thought I saw Michael checking out my butt earlier.
Max: This is going to be a long story, even if it's short.
Alex: If anyone is reading this, please ask the author to stop. For our sakes, please?
Michael: You all love me, remember? Ask him to stop now.
Max: I'm the best built, women drool over me, please make him stop.
Kyle: I'm the Woozle! Stop him in the name of the Woozle!