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bjeveryday:Okay this is a little disturbing but I like it so I hope you will to!Oh and I would like to thank my biggest fan Axl for making me feel good!I love the reviews that you people write for me!I want to write another humor fic so if you have any suggestions please send them in!Enjoy!
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last time Sango was busted!And we left off with Miroku screaming no really long and loud!
Sango:Well I am going to umm uh do inside and stay away with Miroku.Bye!
Kagome:Miroku are you hypervinolating?!Will you be okay!?
Miroku:*hypervinolating*Yeah *breath* I *breath* think *breath* so *breaths* never *breath*mind!*passes out*
Kagome:Someone has to give him C.P.R!
Sango, Shippo, Inuyasha:What's that!?
Kagome:Uh Oh!I guess I have to do it since I am the only one who know how!And the only one who knows what it is!
Inuyasha:What ever it is you better start!
Kagome:*Yeah that's what he says now*(A.N.**thinking or doing)Well here it goes.*takes big breath**leans in and breaths breath into Miroku's mouth*
Inuyasha:KAGOME!!!!WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Sango:Get off my ma...my my bodie!
Kagome:*lifts her head up and says*This is how you do C.P.R.!Trust me I took a class!*continues*
Inuyasha:That's not C.P.R!Thats kissing!
Sango:Yes that's kissing!
Miroku:*wakes up and notices what Kagome is doing**wraps his arms around Kagome**starts making out with her*
Kagome:*trys to get free**struggles*MMMMM MMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
Inuyasha:Let go of Kagome!
Sango:Shippo don't look!!!
Shippo:Don't worrie I'm not!
Miroku:MMMMMMHHHMMMMM!*starts groping Kagome*
Kagome:MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*still trying to get free*
One hour later.....
Miroku:*still kissing Kagome*
Kagome:*finally gets free**hair is all messy and so is her clothes*MIROKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU ARE SO DEAD!
Miroku:But you were kissing me Kagome-chan!Oh and I love you too!
Kagome:I wasn't kissing you I was giving you C.P.R.!
Miroku:Call it what you want Baby!
Kaome:o.0 And since when do you call me Kagome-chan!
Miroku:Since our little experiment!
Kagome:Inuyasha kill him!
Inuyasha:It's your fault!And just think that you were kissing Sango!
Kagome:That's even worse!No offense!
Sango:None taken!
Miroku:*takes Kagomes hands*Will you marrie me?I mean that meant a lot to me!
Kagome:0_o Uh well...I...uh....someone else likes you more than me!Trust me!
Miroku:Is that a no?*gropes Kagome*
Kagome:YES!!!!!!
Miroku:She said YES!
Kagome:I said you to i that a no!
Miroku:Sure!
Inuyasha:I hate you monk!And I won't help you with revenge on Sango!
Miroku:I am ahead of you on that!
Kagome:*blushes*I just relized that that was my first kiss!
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bjeveryday:What did you think?I liked it!Well the next chapter will be up soon!Thanks for reading Switch me!I don't know why I said that!
bjeveryday:Okay this is a little disturbing but I like it so I hope you will to!Oh and I would like to thank my biggest fan Axl for making me feel good!I love the reviews that you people write for me!I want to write another humor fic so if you have any suggestions please send them in!Enjoy!
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last time Sango was busted!And we left off with Miroku screaming no really long and loud!
Sango:Well I am going to umm uh do inside and stay away with Miroku.Bye!
Kagome:Miroku are you hypervinolating?!Will you be okay!?
Miroku:*hypervinolating*Yeah *breath* I *breath* think *breath* so *breaths* never *breath*mind!*passes out*
Kagome:Someone has to give him C.P.R!
Sango, Shippo, Inuyasha:What's that!?
Kagome:Uh Oh!I guess I have to do it since I am the only one who know how!And the only one who knows what it is!
Inuyasha:What ever it is you better start!
Kagome:*Yeah that's what he says now*(A.N.**thinking or doing)Well here it goes.*takes big breath**leans in and breaths breath into Miroku's mouth*
Inuyasha:KAGOME!!!!WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Sango:Get off my ma...my my bodie!
Kagome:*lifts her head up and says*This is how you do C.P.R.!Trust me I took a class!*continues*
Inuyasha:That's not C.P.R!Thats kissing!
Sango:Yes that's kissing!
Miroku:*wakes up and notices what Kagome is doing**wraps his arms around Kagome**starts making out with her*
Kagome:*trys to get free**struggles*MMMMM MMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
Inuyasha:Let go of Kagome!
Sango:Shippo don't look!!!
Shippo:Don't worrie I'm not!
Miroku:MMMMMMHHHMMMMM!*starts groping Kagome*
Kagome:MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*still trying to get free*
One hour later.....
Miroku:*still kissing Kagome*
Kagome:*finally gets free**hair is all messy and so is her clothes*MIROKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU ARE SO DEAD!
Miroku:But you were kissing me Kagome-chan!Oh and I love you too!
Kagome:I wasn't kissing you I was giving you C.P.R.!
Miroku:Call it what you want Baby!
Kaome:o.0 And since when do you call me Kagome-chan!
Miroku:Since our little experiment!
Kagome:Inuyasha kill him!
Inuyasha:It's your fault!And just think that you were kissing Sango!
Kagome:That's even worse!No offense!
Sango:None taken!
Miroku:*takes Kagomes hands*Will you marrie me?I mean that meant a lot to me!
Kagome:0_o Uh well...I...uh....someone else likes you more than me!Trust me!
Miroku:Is that a no?*gropes Kagome*
Kagome:YES!!!!!!
Miroku:She said YES!
Kagome:I said you to i that a no!
Miroku:Sure!
Inuyasha:I hate you monk!And I won't help you with revenge on Sango!
Miroku:I am ahead of you on that!
Kagome:*blushes*I just relized that that was my first kiss!
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bjeveryday:What did you think?I liked it!Well the next chapter will be up soon!Thanks for reading Switch me!I don't know why I said that!