Greven's Day Off
Authors note: 4 chapters? My longest story ever!
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**Greven is trying to get his armor on again. Only this time he's trying to get it on while dodgeing spells and running away from an enraged Ertai.**
Ertai: Bastard! Now I'm never gonna get laid!
Greven: Ah, put a sock in it ya whiney brat! *jumps over a flowerbed* I get more women than you do! You've got the sex appeal of a can of spam!
Ertai: *attempts to jump over a flowerbed* How dare you, you~*ack! *gets eatten by flowerbed*
**Greven skids to a halt, narrowly avoiding a particualy savage looking garden gnome. He wanders back to look at the flower bed that ate Ertai.**
Greven: Well waddaya know. Those Snapdragons Volrath planted did bloom afterall...
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The horror continues...next chapter...
Authors note: 4 chapters? My longest story ever!
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**Greven is trying to get his armor on again. Only this time he's trying to get it on while dodgeing spells and running away from an enraged Ertai.**
Ertai: Bastard! Now I'm never gonna get laid!
Greven: Ah, put a sock in it ya whiney brat! *jumps over a flowerbed* I get more women than you do! You've got the sex appeal of a can of spam!
Ertai: *attempts to jump over a flowerbed* How dare you, you~*ack! *gets eatten by flowerbed*
**Greven skids to a halt, narrowly avoiding a particualy savage looking garden gnome. He wanders back to look at the flower bed that ate Ertai.**
Greven: Well waddaya know. Those Snapdragons Volrath planted did bloom afterall...
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The horror continues...next chapter...