Interlude 4
Setting: Unknown, the author didn't really put them anywhere this time.
Michael: All in favor of killing this author say "Aye".
Group: Aye!
Michael: Good.
Kyle: Hey! I have a great idea on how we can get the story stopped.
Alex: Really? Hell, whatever it is I'm in.
Max: Same here.
Michael: Don't even have to ask.
Kyle: Okay, Max and Michael, stand up both of you.
Both Guys Stand Up.
Kyle: Okay, Michael drop your pants and bend over, Max, you drop trou too.
Michael Begins To Undo His Belt Before He Realizes What's Going On.
Michael: NOT THAT.
Max: HELL NO.
Alex: *laughing* You were going to do it for a second there! Michael, I always thought you protested too much to the slash.
Kyle: Come on, think about it. We go NC-17, especially with the slash and we get kicked off the board. It's the perfect idea.
Max: You have a point, but no.
Michael: I WON'T DO IT, we'll find some other way to save our asses.
Kyle: You could save it if you'd just do as I said and try to relax.
Alex: Besides, you protest far too much Michael. I know you have some slashy interests, I mean look at how fast you jumped into those tights and were ready o grapple with Mr. Muscles, sure you said it was for Maria. Maybe that mud was just what you wish you and Mr. Muscles were wrestling in. Wrestlers tend to be like that.
Kyle & Max: HEY.
Alex: What?
Kyle: Did you forget I was on the wrestling team?
Max: And me too?
Michael: Man, Alex, you are just wanting me to kill you aren't you?
Alex: *gulp* Um, just a joke guys. You know, some humor. Right? Right guys? I was just kidding. Don't hurt me.
Max: Hold on, we need to work together. This isn't Alex's fault, remember who our real enemy is. The Author.
Kyle: And don't forget the horny women on the board who are encouraging him. I mean, I know I'm hot and I can't blame them for wanting to see my hot bod, but really this is going too far.
Michael: Kyle, how do you get shirts on over that inflated head of yours?
Kyle: I get it to deflate first?
Alex: I am not going there.
Max: I'm spending too much time around you guys, I'm being corrupted I mean, I am a King.
Alex & Kyle Begin Singing: "The jester sang for the king and queen in a coat he borrowed from James Dean and a voice that came from you and me… Oh and while the king was looking down, the jester stole his thorny crown, the court room was adjourned, no verdict was returned…"
Michael: Okay, that was random. Oh, would someone mind telling me why there is a dog humping my leg?
Alex: Oh, the author saw "Get Over It", starring the actor who plays me, yesterday. So he decided to give us the dog to keep us company.
Kyle: He couldn't have given us Kirsten Dunst? Maybe Mila Kunis? Any of the female cast?
Max: Kyle, you seriously need to reign in your libido.
Michael: I think the author is going to start spiking our drinks with salt peter.
Group Groans
Author Voice Over: HEY, I'M NOT THAT CRUEL.
Disbelieving Silence From The Guys
Author Voice Over: OKAY, SO MAYBE I AM. BUT I'M NOT DOING IT YET. IN FACT, IM GIVING YOU MORE MUSIC TO LISTEN TO.
Kyle, Max and Michael Scream: NO MORE SMURFS.
Alex: Hey, I liked them.
Author Voice Over: NO SMURFS, THIS TIME ANYWAY. NO, THIS SONG IS FROM A MOVIE ONE OF YOUR ACTORS WERE IN. I WANT TO SEE IF ANYONE CAN FIGURE IT OUT.
Alex: Please not anything from "That Thing You Do".
Author Voice Over: I HAPPENED TO LIKE THAT MUSIC, BUT NO, NOT THAT. SO GO ON AND GET READY FOR YOUR BIG NIGHT.
Music Plays: "We don't need no education, we don't need your thought control."
"Another Brick In The Wall Pt. 2" Plays In The Background.
Author Voice Over: DON'T GIVE IT AWAY EITHER.
Group: Yes Sir!
Alex: You know the girls are going to be there tonight, right?
Michael: Yeah, but there's no way we can warn ourselves, as soon as he starts writing us we don't know what we know when we know what we know in here.
Kyle: Huh?
Max: He said we don't know then what we know now, when he's writing us we are puppets. No memory of this. So we're going to be humiliated. Bad.
Alex: Wusses, I've had it happen to me already. I'll tell you this, if I'm going down I'm going down in style.
Michael: Alex, you truly are one sick puppy. Sicker than the one humping my leg. Really.
Setting: Unknown, the author didn't really put them anywhere this time.
Michael: All in favor of killing this author say "Aye".
Group: Aye!
Michael: Good.
Kyle: Hey! I have a great idea on how we can get the story stopped.
Alex: Really? Hell, whatever it is I'm in.
Max: Same here.
Michael: Don't even have to ask.
Kyle: Okay, Max and Michael, stand up both of you.
Both Guys Stand Up.
Kyle: Okay, Michael drop your pants and bend over, Max, you drop trou too.
Michael Begins To Undo His Belt Before He Realizes What's Going On.
Michael: NOT THAT.
Max: HELL NO.
Alex: *laughing* You were going to do it for a second there! Michael, I always thought you protested too much to the slash.
Kyle: Come on, think about it. We go NC-17, especially with the slash and we get kicked off the board. It's the perfect idea.
Max: You have a point, but no.
Michael: I WON'T DO IT, we'll find some other way to save our asses.
Kyle: You could save it if you'd just do as I said and try to relax.
Alex: Besides, you protest far too much Michael. I know you have some slashy interests, I mean look at how fast you jumped into those tights and were ready o grapple with Mr. Muscles, sure you said it was for Maria. Maybe that mud was just what you wish you and Mr. Muscles were wrestling in. Wrestlers tend to be like that.
Kyle & Max: HEY.
Alex: What?
Kyle: Did you forget I was on the wrestling team?
Max: And me too?
Michael: Man, Alex, you are just wanting me to kill you aren't you?
Alex: *gulp* Um, just a joke guys. You know, some humor. Right? Right guys? I was just kidding. Don't hurt me.
Max: Hold on, we need to work together. This isn't Alex's fault, remember who our real enemy is. The Author.
Kyle: And don't forget the horny women on the board who are encouraging him. I mean, I know I'm hot and I can't blame them for wanting to see my hot bod, but really this is going too far.
Michael: Kyle, how do you get shirts on over that inflated head of yours?
Kyle: I get it to deflate first?
Alex: I am not going there.
Max: I'm spending too much time around you guys, I'm being corrupted I mean, I am a King.
Alex & Kyle Begin Singing: "The jester sang for the king and queen in a coat he borrowed from James Dean and a voice that came from you and me… Oh and while the king was looking down, the jester stole his thorny crown, the court room was adjourned, no verdict was returned…"
Michael: Okay, that was random. Oh, would someone mind telling me why there is a dog humping my leg?
Alex: Oh, the author saw "Get Over It", starring the actor who plays me, yesterday. So he decided to give us the dog to keep us company.
Kyle: He couldn't have given us Kirsten Dunst? Maybe Mila Kunis? Any of the female cast?
Max: Kyle, you seriously need to reign in your libido.
Michael: I think the author is going to start spiking our drinks with salt peter.
Group Groans
Author Voice Over: HEY, I'M NOT THAT CRUEL.
Disbelieving Silence From The Guys
Author Voice Over: OKAY, SO MAYBE I AM. BUT I'M NOT DOING IT YET. IN FACT, IM GIVING YOU MORE MUSIC TO LISTEN TO.
Kyle, Max and Michael Scream: NO MORE SMURFS.
Alex: Hey, I liked them.
Author Voice Over: NO SMURFS, THIS TIME ANYWAY. NO, THIS SONG IS FROM A MOVIE ONE OF YOUR ACTORS WERE IN. I WANT TO SEE IF ANYONE CAN FIGURE IT OUT.
Alex: Please not anything from "That Thing You Do".
Author Voice Over: I HAPPENED TO LIKE THAT MUSIC, BUT NO, NOT THAT. SO GO ON AND GET READY FOR YOUR BIG NIGHT.
Music Plays: "We don't need no education, we don't need your thought control."
"Another Brick In The Wall Pt. 2" Plays In The Background.
Author Voice Over: DON'T GIVE IT AWAY EITHER.
Group: Yes Sir!
Alex: You know the girls are going to be there tonight, right?
Michael: Yeah, but there's no way we can warn ourselves, as soon as he starts writing us we don't know what we know when we know what we know in here.
Kyle: Huh?
Max: He said we don't know then what we know now, when he's writing us we are puppets. No memory of this. So we're going to be humiliated. Bad.
Alex: Wusses, I've had it happen to me already. I'll tell you this, if I'm going down I'm going down in style.
Michael: Alex, you truly are one sick puppy. Sicker than the one humping my leg. Really.