Switch Me!

bjeveryday:Hey everyone I am so sorry I haven't updated in forever and yes I do have a reason.Well our computer got messed up and we couldn't connect to the internet.I feel so bad and I hope you will forgive me.Thanks.Well on with the story.

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Kagome:Well I guess we should get going and hurry up to get to Keade's hut.

Sango:Yeah, but Kagome do you think Inuyasha will make it?I mean you did injure him terribly with all those "sit" comands.

Kagome:*give Sango and Inuyasha a cold glare*Hmmm.

Sango and Inuyasha:*back away with a scared look on their faces*Uh...

Miroku:That's my woman.

Sango:WHAT?!WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR WOMAN??!!??!!?!!!!!!!!!!!??

Miroku:*gulps*Uh uh well she did uh well

Kagome:Are you going to say that I kissed you because if that's what you are saying then you are messed up!I didn't kiss you and I am not your woman!*"I've been getting that a lot lately with Koga and everything"*

Miroku:Sorry...My gosh don't get so touchy.

Kagome:Speaking off touchy Miroku...could you get your hand off my BUTT!

Miroku:Oh well a demon must have possessed my hand!

Kagome :What?!

Inuyasha:*walking ahead of everybody else**looks at Miroku and Kagome through the corner of his eye*Feh.Miroku Kagome isn't your woman!Or maybe she is.*finally turns around*I mean she did save you but all she does to me is tell me to sit!

Kagome:Sit!

Inuyasha:*falls to ground*AAAGGG!What did I tell you?!

Sango, Miroku, Kagome, and Shippo:*all start laughing*

*1 hour later*

Kagome:We're finally here!

Sango:Well here goes nothing*walks into Keade's hut*

Miroku:Yes!Now I can speak freely about you and me Kagome and no villagers will look at us strangely anymore!

Kagome:AAAAAAAARGGGGGG!

*10 minutes later*

Keade:So Ye two have switched bodies all of the sudden.

Sango:Yes.

Keade:Aye.Well I don't have anything to help you fix this....Exept.

Sango:What?!Anything!

Keade:*snickers*Well I have heard that if two people who are in love will sometimes switch places.

Sango:I don't love him!!!!!

Miroku:Then why haven't I ever switch places with any other woman?You do know I love women.*pictures a vision of beautiful village women and Kagome*Mmmmmmmmmm.

Kagome:*hides behind Inuyasha*W why is he staring at me like that?

Inuyasha:Well he is your lover boy.

Kagome*Let's go of Inuyasha's shoulders*Hmmm.SIT!

Keade:You just answered yourselves.This only happens when they don't show or even act like they are the only ones for them.

Sango:*slaps her forehead*What do we have to do?

Keade:All you have to do is share one kiss.

Miroku:Wait a minute me and Kagome kissed and we didn't switch places or anything like that.

Keade:*stares at Kagome blankly*What?

Kagome:*starts to blush*Hehe.*looks at Miroku angrily*I TOLD YOU THAT I DIDN'T KISS YOU!Sheesh!*crosses her arms and looks away while blushing*

Sango:And anyway I am not going to kiss him!

Keade:It's the only way.

Inuyasha:Can you two just kiss so we can leave.

Sango:Fine.

Miroku:Yeah!More kisses for Miroku.I am a real ladies man!

Kagome:Shippo, why don't you go play outside.

Shippo:No!

Kagome:I'll give you a lollypop!

Shippo:Okay!*leaves the hut*

Keade:Well it's now or never.

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Bjeveryday:Don't worry I will have the next chapter up soon.I really hoped you liked this chapter.I think I made it a little longer than usual.Oh well.R&R