Part 9: The Demanded Part
For those who are just joining us GO READ THE OTHER PARTS YOU FOOLS. For those who have read the earlier parts and just want to know what's going on, here we go.
1) The guys are on a psycho-road trip.
2) The guys had to strip. Max and Kyle were sexually assaulted and their genitals have been named "Little Yoda" and "Little Buddha" respectively. Wait, there is no respect in this story.
3) The guys girlfriends saw them strip, only Tess and Maria know it was them.
4) Max destroyed a guy's testicle, got whooped by a Texas beauty, took her to the prom and now plans revenge on Kyle and Michael for their mocking him.
5) They stopped in Sunnydale and met with Spike and are being introduce to Buffy.
In the interludes this has happened:
1) They want to kill the Author.
2) They all appear to be closet homosexuals.
3) They want to kill the Author.
4) Michael has admitted to having dated a guy.
5) They want to kill the Author.
6) Kyle has admitted he was been hit on by guys.
7) They want to kill the Author.
8) Kyle exposed himself.
9) They want to kill the Author.
10) Spike sat in with them.
11) They want to kill the Author.
12) Alex had an idea on how to get to the Author.
13) They want to kill the Author.
"Spike get lost and take your loser friends with you." Said Bimbo… er… Slutty… er… Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
"I resent being called a loser you natural bimbo bottle blonde." Michael had caught Kyle's stupidity and was trying it out.
"Oh $#!%, this should be good." And with that, Spike just stepped back.
"What did you say?" Buffy decided to glare, it wasn't as good as Giles' actually, it lacked the British Coffee Commercial look.
"Let's all just calm down and not start anything. We were just saying hi, our friend Spike there wanted us to meet." Max decided to try and smooth things over, he's not that bright today either.
"Why don't we go outside and talk, Spike said you aren't someone to mess with." Kyle tried to be smart, for once. Yeah right.
"Yeah, it's too crowded in here anyway." The Slayer led the group outside, Spike knew she was probably going to attack and considered warning the guys but decided it'd be more fun if he didn't. Once outside in a conveniently placed alleyway Buffy threw Max against the wall and put a stake to his chest. "What exactly are you?"
Max quickly erected his green jello mold forcefield and closed it around Buffy. "I'm what Spike said, and you really have no manners."
"Ain't that the truth mate, she's tried to kill me many times." Spike added his two cents.
"That's because you're a soulless demon Spike who's tried to kill me and my friends." Buffy beat helplessly at the forcefield.
"That's what I do Slayer." Spike smiled and let up his cigarette.
"I'll let you out if you promise to behave. If you don't, before you can hurt us I'll have you back in that before you can try." Max had pretty much taken over. Meanwhile Michael, Alex and Kyle and circled behind Buffy and were checking out her leather mini-skirt clad butt and openly salivating.
"Okay, I won't stake you. But I will castrate your friends if they don't stop drooling over my ass." With that the forcefield disappeared and Buffy whirled on the guys. "BACK OFF." The three jumped back and huddled together.
"Isn't that cute. Male bondage, you usually only see that on Pay Per View." Spike said that and the guys suddenly jerked apart and moved away from each other.
"Okay, what is it you guys want here? Another attempt at trying to take over the world? Bring hell to earth? What is it this time?" Buffy was being, well, Buffy. She impatiently tapped her stake on her thigh.
"Actually, we were just driving around trying to relax. And it's not very relaxing here so I think we'll be going." Max was the only one of the guys still speaking as the other three were too busy dwelling on the memory of the mini-skirt.
"That'd be a good idea, this isn't a great place for tourists. And Spike is not who you want to hang around."
"Well, he was the first who spoke to us. Okay guys, let's go." With that Max started to pull the still drooling fools away.
"Come back and look me up sometime mates, you're a blast." Spike added, then smiled to the Slayer and started walking away.
Halfway out of the alleyway toward where the guys were parked Alex turned around to Buffy and said "Your ass looks great in that mini-skirt." At that the Max started running and dragging his friends from the now very angry Slayer.
The only sounds left in the alley was Spike laughing… and the faint sound of "Lalalalalalalalala…"
For those who are just joining us GO READ THE OTHER PARTS YOU FOOLS. For those who have read the earlier parts and just want to know what's going on, here we go.
1) The guys are on a psycho-road trip.
2) The guys had to strip. Max and Kyle were sexually assaulted and their genitals have been named "Little Yoda" and "Little Buddha" respectively. Wait, there is no respect in this story.
3) The guys girlfriends saw them strip, only Tess and Maria know it was them.
4) Max destroyed a guy's testicle, got whooped by a Texas beauty, took her to the prom and now plans revenge on Kyle and Michael for their mocking him.
5) They stopped in Sunnydale and met with Spike and are being introduce to Buffy.
In the interludes this has happened:
1) They want to kill the Author.
2) They all appear to be closet homosexuals.
3) They want to kill the Author.
4) Michael has admitted to having dated a guy.
5) They want to kill the Author.
6) Kyle has admitted he was been hit on by guys.
7) They want to kill the Author.
8) Kyle exposed himself.
9) They want to kill the Author.
10) Spike sat in with them.
11) They want to kill the Author.
12) Alex had an idea on how to get to the Author.
13) They want to kill the Author.
"Spike get lost and take your loser friends with you." Said Bimbo… er… Slutty… er… Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
"I resent being called a loser you natural bimbo bottle blonde." Michael had caught Kyle's stupidity and was trying it out.
"Oh $#!%, this should be good." And with that, Spike just stepped back.
"What did you say?" Buffy decided to glare, it wasn't as good as Giles' actually, it lacked the British Coffee Commercial look.
"Let's all just calm down and not start anything. We were just saying hi, our friend Spike there wanted us to meet." Max decided to try and smooth things over, he's not that bright today either.
"Why don't we go outside and talk, Spike said you aren't someone to mess with." Kyle tried to be smart, for once. Yeah right.
"Yeah, it's too crowded in here anyway." The Slayer led the group outside, Spike knew she was probably going to attack and considered warning the guys but decided it'd be more fun if he didn't. Once outside in a conveniently placed alleyway Buffy threw Max against the wall and put a stake to his chest. "What exactly are you?"
Max quickly erected his green jello mold forcefield and closed it around Buffy. "I'm what Spike said, and you really have no manners."
"Ain't that the truth mate, she's tried to kill me many times." Spike added his two cents.
"That's because you're a soulless demon Spike who's tried to kill me and my friends." Buffy beat helplessly at the forcefield.
"That's what I do Slayer." Spike smiled and let up his cigarette.
"I'll let you out if you promise to behave. If you don't, before you can hurt us I'll have you back in that before you can try." Max had pretty much taken over. Meanwhile Michael, Alex and Kyle and circled behind Buffy and were checking out her leather mini-skirt clad butt and openly salivating.
"Okay, I won't stake you. But I will castrate your friends if they don't stop drooling over my ass." With that the forcefield disappeared and Buffy whirled on the guys. "BACK OFF." The three jumped back and huddled together.
"Isn't that cute. Male bondage, you usually only see that on Pay Per View." Spike said that and the guys suddenly jerked apart and moved away from each other.
"Okay, what is it you guys want here? Another attempt at trying to take over the world? Bring hell to earth? What is it this time?" Buffy was being, well, Buffy. She impatiently tapped her stake on her thigh.
"Actually, we were just driving around trying to relax. And it's not very relaxing here so I think we'll be going." Max was the only one of the guys still speaking as the other three were too busy dwelling on the memory of the mini-skirt.
"That'd be a good idea, this isn't a great place for tourists. And Spike is not who you want to hang around."
"Well, he was the first who spoke to us. Okay guys, let's go." With that Max started to pull the still drooling fools away.
"Come back and look me up sometime mates, you're a blast." Spike added, then smiled to the Slayer and started walking away.
Halfway out of the alleyway toward where the guys were parked Alex turned around to Buffy and said "Your ass looks great in that mini-skirt." At that the Max started running and dragging his friends from the now very angry Slayer.
The only sounds left in the alley was Spike laughing… and the faint sound of "Lalalalalalalalala…"