Interlude: 37? 37!?!?! 38? I'm 38!?!?
Setting: Hollywood backlot, the guys from Roswell are sitting around with two other guys, a big guy in a black trenchcoat and a thin guy with a thick aroma.
Kyle: That last part wasn't bad.
Alex: Yeah, we got to look at Buffy's ass.
Michael: And you even told her how it looked, brave. Even if the Author did it.
Jay (Thin Guy): You saw Buffy's ass? Man I'd love to **** that *****. I'd *grunts* and have her calling me Big Daddy. Ain't that right Silent Bob?
Silent Bob (Big Guy): …
Jay: That's enough you tubby *****.
Max: Um, excuse me but who are you guys?
Jay: I'm Jay and this is my Hetero Life Mate, Silent Bob.
Alex: Okay, what is it you guys do? What're you doing?
Jay: Silent Bob and I are dealers and part time Prophets from God. We're out here trying to get some money for a movie they're making about our asses. Stars one of those WB **** as me, makes me sick.
Michael: You know our show is on the WB, right?
Jay: **** yeah, I watch all that ****. WB has the hottest sluts on tv. Hot high school sluts, hot alien sluts, hot vampire sluts… even hot lesbian witch sluts. They might not let us join in but we could watch, ain't that right Silent Bob?
Silent Bob: …
Kyle: HEY, my girlfriend is one of those alien slu, I mean she's an alien and she's no slut man.
Jay: That's cool, you can have her first man. Maybe want a double play?
Kyle: Maybe I could have her kill you violently.
Jay: Okay man, take that one. Silent Bob and I can do the other alien slut.
Max & Alex: HEY.
Jay: You both boning her already? I'll wait in line man.
Alex: That's my girlfriend you're talking about you ******* stoner.
Max: And she's my sister.
Jay: That's just sick man, your sister? You can have her. But Silent Bob and I wouldn't mind watching, ain't that right Silent Bob?
Silent Bob: …
Michael: You say anything about my girlfriend I'll shove my hand up your ass then blast you.
Jay: I'm not into that stuff man.
Kyle: So you're finally admitting to it Michael?
Michael: Shut up Kyle or you're next. I want them gone and this interlude over now.
Alex: Can we choose to end an interlude?
Max: We've never tried.
Jay: You *****es are pathetic, come on Silent Bob let's get out of here.
Silent Bob And Jay Get Up To Leave
Silent Bob: You can always kill an Author, but there are more out there. Why kill one Smurf when you can control Papa Smurf. It's better to get one under your power who will fix you lasagna. Then you can have what you want written.
Jay: And get in some nice orgy porno fics with *grunt* *pants* *moan* sweaty alien sluts.
Roswell Guys: THAT'S IT
Jay And Silent Bob Run Away, Fade Out.
Setting: Hollywood backlot, the guys from Roswell are sitting around with two other guys, a big guy in a black trenchcoat and a thin guy with a thick aroma.
Kyle: That last part wasn't bad.
Alex: Yeah, we got to look at Buffy's ass.
Michael: And you even told her how it looked, brave. Even if the Author did it.
Jay (Thin Guy): You saw Buffy's ass? Man I'd love to **** that *****. I'd *grunts* and have her calling me Big Daddy. Ain't that right Silent Bob?
Silent Bob (Big Guy): …
Jay: That's enough you tubby *****.
Max: Um, excuse me but who are you guys?
Jay: I'm Jay and this is my Hetero Life Mate, Silent Bob.
Alex: Okay, what is it you guys do? What're you doing?
Jay: Silent Bob and I are dealers and part time Prophets from God. We're out here trying to get some money for a movie they're making about our asses. Stars one of those WB **** as me, makes me sick.
Michael: You know our show is on the WB, right?
Jay: **** yeah, I watch all that ****. WB has the hottest sluts on tv. Hot high school sluts, hot alien sluts, hot vampire sluts… even hot lesbian witch sluts. They might not let us join in but we could watch, ain't that right Silent Bob?
Silent Bob: …
Kyle: HEY, my girlfriend is one of those alien slu, I mean she's an alien and she's no slut man.
Jay: That's cool, you can have her first man. Maybe want a double play?
Kyle: Maybe I could have her kill you violently.
Jay: Okay man, take that one. Silent Bob and I can do the other alien slut.
Max & Alex: HEY.
Jay: You both boning her already? I'll wait in line man.
Alex: That's my girlfriend you're talking about you ******* stoner.
Max: And she's my sister.
Jay: That's just sick man, your sister? You can have her. But Silent Bob and I wouldn't mind watching, ain't that right Silent Bob?
Silent Bob: …
Michael: You say anything about my girlfriend I'll shove my hand up your ass then blast you.
Jay: I'm not into that stuff man.
Kyle: So you're finally admitting to it Michael?
Michael: Shut up Kyle or you're next. I want them gone and this interlude over now.
Alex: Can we choose to end an interlude?
Max: We've never tried.
Jay: You *****es are pathetic, come on Silent Bob let's get out of here.
Silent Bob And Jay Get Up To Leave
Silent Bob: You can always kill an Author, but there are more out there. Why kill one Smurf when you can control Papa Smurf. It's better to get one under your power who will fix you lasagna. Then you can have what you want written.
Jay: And get in some nice orgy porno fics with *grunt* *pants* *moan* sweaty alien sluts.
Roswell Guys: THAT'S IT
Jay And Silent Bob Run Away, Fade Out.