Interlude 7^2 – 7
Setting: Who knows, come on, does it matter?
Max: I think they're going to need counseling.
Alex: Yup, they're in bad shape. You think they kissed them?
Max: Considering how they're acting? Yup.
Michael And Kyle Are In The Fetal Position Crying
Alex: You know, those two would make a cute couple. Everyone always pairs you and Michael together, but really, they're much better.
Max: Oh I know, besides I'm totally in for Liz. But them, they cause problems. So maybe they're just in denial.
Alex: I almost feel sorry for them.
Max: Almost.
Both Laugh
Michael Murmurs: Must kill Author.
Kyle Murmurs: Must kill Author.
Alex: Isn't that cute, they think alike.
Max: You know, we're probably next. We need to get rid of this Author.
Alex: Don't worry, we will. My plan will work. And after he's gone, we go after the real 'cause of all this.
Max: What? You don't mean…
Alex: Yeah, we get Reena. She's the cause of this, he got the inspiration for this reading her stuff. She encouraged him. She's going to hurt you in her fic, she already has hurt me.
Max: Yeah, she made you be a complete fool.
Alex: Thank you Max for that oh so unhelpful reminder. Anyway, my plan is sure to work. I've made an ally in secret who will help us. After that, we can get Spike and help him get Joss.
Max: You're really into this evil genius stuff aren't you?
Alex: Only when someone writes me as a moron. I've called in consultants, next interlude they'll be here to look over my plan.
Max: Who?
Alex: Wait and see oh fearless leader. You're the King, but for now I'm the Majordomo.
Max: Okay, so we get out of here and we hurt this Author. What do we do to Reena?
Kyle Murmurs: Shave her head!
Michael Murmurs: Make her allergic to all chocolate, caffeine and nicotine.
Alex: Ouch. Max, remind me not to get on their bad side when they're traumatized and in the fetal position.
Max: Will do.
Michael And Kyle Wake Up
Kyle: Tell me I've been dreaming.
Michael: There weren't transvestites in your dream were there?
Kyle: $&!@. It wasn't a dream then.
Max: No, wasn't a dream.
Alex: Yeah, you two got drunk and danced with some transvestites. Next thing we knew you two were dancing together *real* close and started kissing. We didn't know what to say.
Michael: WHAT? I don't remember that.
Kyle: Oh man, you kissed me? Ugh.
Kyle Begins Spitting
Max: There was just kissing, that we know of. No reason for you to spit, though we did lose track of you two for a couple of hours.
Alex: Who knows what you two did.
Michael: How am I going to tell Maria I … I did whatever I did with her almost stepbrother.
Kyle: I think I'm going to be sick.
Max And Alex Start Laughing
Max: Oh man, we had you going.
Alex: Totally, I mean, you guys looked positively ill.
Kyle: That wasn't cool man, really not cool.
Michael: After we take care of these Authors, I am so totally going to hurt you two.
Alex: Do you realize how much you just sounded like Edge and Christian from the WWF?
Max: More wrestling, what is with you Alex?
Alex: Don't blame me, it's them who are becoming a couple.
Kyle: I'm going to kill you. I'm going to screw up Liz's telescope and make it look like you did it.
Max: You wouldn't dare.
Kyle: Wouldn't I?
Michael: And I'm going to tell Isabel what you think of her PMS'ing.
Alex: But I haven't said anything.
Michael: That doesn't matter.
Alex: Man, Reena is really screwing us over even outside her fic.
Max: I know, you'd think they'd be better since they're getting it just as bad.
Kyle: The enemy of my enemy is my friend until I can SCREW YOU OVER FOR ALL THIS.
Michael: Amen Brother Kyle.
Max And Alex: We're screwed.
Setting: Who knows, come on, does it matter?
Max: I think they're going to need counseling.
Alex: Yup, they're in bad shape. You think they kissed them?
Max: Considering how they're acting? Yup.
Michael And Kyle Are In The Fetal Position Crying
Alex: You know, those two would make a cute couple. Everyone always pairs you and Michael together, but really, they're much better.
Max: Oh I know, besides I'm totally in for Liz. But them, they cause problems. So maybe they're just in denial.
Alex: I almost feel sorry for them.
Max: Almost.
Both Laugh
Michael Murmurs: Must kill Author.
Kyle Murmurs: Must kill Author.
Alex: Isn't that cute, they think alike.
Max: You know, we're probably next. We need to get rid of this Author.
Alex: Don't worry, we will. My plan will work. And after he's gone, we go after the real 'cause of all this.
Max: What? You don't mean…
Alex: Yeah, we get Reena. She's the cause of this, he got the inspiration for this reading her stuff. She encouraged him. She's going to hurt you in her fic, she already has hurt me.
Max: Yeah, she made you be a complete fool.
Alex: Thank you Max for that oh so unhelpful reminder. Anyway, my plan is sure to work. I've made an ally in secret who will help us. After that, we can get Spike and help him get Joss.
Max: You're really into this evil genius stuff aren't you?
Alex: Only when someone writes me as a moron. I've called in consultants, next interlude they'll be here to look over my plan.
Max: Who?
Alex: Wait and see oh fearless leader. You're the King, but for now I'm the Majordomo.
Max: Okay, so we get out of here and we hurt this Author. What do we do to Reena?
Kyle Murmurs: Shave her head!
Michael Murmurs: Make her allergic to all chocolate, caffeine and nicotine.
Alex: Ouch. Max, remind me not to get on their bad side when they're traumatized and in the fetal position.
Max: Will do.
Michael And Kyle Wake Up
Kyle: Tell me I've been dreaming.
Michael: There weren't transvestites in your dream were there?
Kyle: $&!@. It wasn't a dream then.
Max: No, wasn't a dream.
Alex: Yeah, you two got drunk and danced with some transvestites. Next thing we knew you two were dancing together *real* close and started kissing. We didn't know what to say.
Michael: WHAT? I don't remember that.
Kyle: Oh man, you kissed me? Ugh.
Kyle Begins Spitting
Max: There was just kissing, that we know of. No reason for you to spit, though we did lose track of you two for a couple of hours.
Alex: Who knows what you two did.
Michael: How am I going to tell Maria I … I did whatever I did with her almost stepbrother.
Kyle: I think I'm going to be sick.
Max And Alex Start Laughing
Max: Oh man, we had you going.
Alex: Totally, I mean, you guys looked positively ill.
Kyle: That wasn't cool man, really not cool.
Michael: After we take care of these Authors, I am so totally going to hurt you two.
Alex: Do you realize how much you just sounded like Edge and Christian from the WWF?
Max: More wrestling, what is with you Alex?
Alex: Don't blame me, it's them who are becoming a couple.
Kyle: I'm going to kill you. I'm going to screw up Liz's telescope and make it look like you did it.
Max: You wouldn't dare.
Kyle: Wouldn't I?
Michael: And I'm going to tell Isabel what you think of her PMS'ing.
Alex: But I haven't said anything.
Michael: That doesn't matter.
Alex: Man, Reena is really screwing us over even outside her fic.
Max: I know, you'd think they'd be better since they're getting it just as bad.
Kyle: The enemy of my enemy is my friend until I can SCREW YOU OVER FOR ALL THIS.
Michael: Amen Brother Kyle.
Max And Alex: We're screwed.