Part 12y – Oops We Emasculated Them Again
WARNING, this part has lots of sex talk. I mean, it's naughty. I'm almost ashamed I wrote it.
Almost.
Well class, do you recall me mentioning that you should pay attention to something because it would be involved later? Do you?
You don't?
Shame on you. But I'll keep on anyway.
Maria was working, but was luckily it was near shift change. Then, she saw Max and that meant the guys were back. So, staying out of his eyeshot, which he seemed to be doing to her also, she quickly called Tess and things started. (Please reference earlier sections of this part for the Tess/Kyle and Maria/Michael scenes).
Having left her rather sad excuse for a boyfriend, Tess went to Maria's to begin the plan they had been hatching since they'd found their boyfriend's shaking it up on stage. Tonight was Plan Part One, of two.
"So they're home, you sure you want to do this Tess?" Maria wasn't having second thoughts, she was wanting to make sure Tess wouldn't back out.
"Definitely, they won't know what hit them. Tonight, we get our boyfriend's co-conspirators hard, and tomorrow night we destroy our boyfriends in a most humorous way."
"Tess, you are truly evil."
"Don't I know it. So, what do we want to do to them tonight?"
"Well, let's give our boyfriends some quality naked dance time with the Village People, since they enjoy dancing naked so much."
"Oh girl you're evil."
"Thank you."
And with that, the blondes dreamwalked together into their boyfriends minds, combining them all together and actually enjoying the show of their boyfriends shaking it up and dancing together, it gave them such good ideas for tomorrow night…
"Okay, two down. Are you sure we should do Max and Alex? I mean, shouldn't we let Liz and Iz handle them?"
"No way Tess, they're just as whipped as their boyfriends. No, we must punish them."
"Okay, well, I got an idea on that…"
"I'm listening."
~fade to dreamscape~
Again, all those in the dream are naked, but for the sake of the rating imagine them clothed. Tess and Maria are INVISIBLE to the dreamers.
"Okay Tess, we're merged now you want to work it?"
"Sure thing." And then, with her mojo Max and Alex appear before them… naked… "Wow, Liz is going to be a lucky girl, not as lucky as me."
"Whoa, Alex is packing. Wonder if Iz dreamwalked and found out about that before she went after him."
"Knowing her, definitely. Remember Jen asking Joey if Dawson packed a pistol or a rifle?"
Both girls speak at once "Cannons!" before laughing.
"It must be something about Roswell, all the guys are freaks of nature."
"Are you complaining?"
"Hell no."
"Good, then enough ogling. Time to punish."
And with that, the guys were then joined by the crotch.
"That looks painful…"
"And kinky…"
"And oddly arousing…"
"You too?"
"Yep."
"You think we could…"
"Nah…"
"You're right…"
"Maybe later though…"
"Really?"
"Sure… but with our boyfriends."
"Damn straight…"
"Or a little crooked with a few kinks."
"Oh you're evil…"
"Like you're any better…"
"Well, let's get on with it."
The dream shifts to Max waking up after the operation and Liz by his side with a sad smile. "Oh Max, you're awake and okay!"
(Tess: Like she wasn't peeking under the sheet.)
(Maria: That's Lizzie. Wait, is this really Lizzie and Izzy in the dreams?)
(Tess: Sure is, with a little manipulation from us, but really, only a little.)
"Wha… what happened?"
(Maria (imitating Max's voice): "And why are you drooling? And why's your hand on my…")
(Tess: Oh you're horrible.)
(Maria: This is fun.)
"Oh, there was an accident with the Granolith and you and Alex… you got conjoined, but you're okay now… give or take."
(Tess & Maria (imitating Liz's voice): "GIVE! GIVE! GIVE!")
"Where were we conjoined?"
(Tess (Liz voice): "Yes, I wanted to do you both with Izzy but she wasn't into the incest thing.")
(Maria: Good thing, I'd have hurt her for doing Michael.)
"Your crotch, the doctor said it's all fixed, why don't you look in the full length mirror."
(Maria (Liz voice): "And give me an unobstructed view.")
(Tess (Liz voice): "Feel free to shake your booty a little.")
Doing so, Liz, being the horny li *cough* Liz, being the worried girlfriend she is pays close attention to Max to make sure he's okay… and openly drools at what she sees.
(Maria: Are you making her drool?)
(Tess: Nope, that's all her. She's scaring me.)
(Maria: Don't let her turn this porno, she's told me some of the dreams she's had about Max.)
(Tess: Oh really? The quiet ones, always the quiet ones.)
"OH NO."
(Tess (Max voice): "I'm gay! I'm getting so turned on looking and myself!")
(Maria (Max Voice): "I've got to go resurrect Zan!")
"What? It looks gre… I mean, everything looks fine."
(Tess: She said a mouthful.)
(Maria: Not touching that joke.)
"But it's shorter."
(Tess (Max voice): "Now I'll never be able to tuck it like the man from Nantucket.")
(Maria: I don't get it.)
(Tess: I'll tell you the joke later.)
"You mean it's supposed to be bigger? Da-amn… I mean, I'm sure the doctor did his best."
(Maria: This is really Liz? My lord, the girl's scaring me.)
(Tess: Same here, I really don't want Max now. I'm afraid she'd hurt me.)
"Wait, there's something else." Liz watches, with her perverted mind in over drive (it's always the quiet ones) as Max "checks" himself out. "I'M MISSING A NUT!"
(Tess & Maria together: But you ARE a nut!)
"What? Oh don't worry, you only need one I hear… Besides, I love you for your ears… erm, your mind, not your body. You could be a good half foot smaller and I'd still love you." YEAH RIGHT
(Tess: Oh god, you came up with that line didn't you?)
(Maria: That obvious? Come on, you know she'd say that for real.)
"But I want to be whole. Don't you want me to be complete?"
(Tess: I think she just wants you.)
(Maria: In a pink tutu and dancing with the Village People.)
(Tess: What is it with you and the Village people?)
(Maria: No comment.)
"I guess, if it'd make you happy. I'll go see if Alex has it."
(Tess: Yeah, like she's really worried about him being happy.)
(Maria: She's just greedy.)
(Tess: Well, we've already done the Izzy/Alex stuff, so it's time to wake up.)
(Maria: Cool, but you won't do anything like this to me will you?)
(Tess: Not unless you want.)
(Maria: I'll consider it.)
(Tess: Cool. Hey, did you think up those Smurfs over there?)
(Maria: No, I thought they were yours'.)
(Tess: Not me, let's catch one… whoa, it disappeared when it saw us.)
(Maria: So, bring it back.)
(Tess: I can't, it's hiding and it shouldn't be able to do that.)
(Maria: I guess one of our friends here has a Smurf obsession.)
(Tess: I guess you're right. OUCH, did you see that?)
(Maria: What?)
(Tess: A Smurf just appeared and kicked me.)
(Maria: OUCH, hey, one got me.)
(Tess: That's it, we're getting out of here.)
~fade out dream~
"That was very odd Tess, can we do it again?"
"Maria, what we to our boyfriends tomorrow will be far worse."
"We're evil."
"Duh, we're women aren't we?"
And inside the dream, a Smurf smiles before returning to it's master…
WARNING, this part has lots of sex talk. I mean, it's naughty. I'm almost ashamed I wrote it.
Almost.
Well class, do you recall me mentioning that you should pay attention to something because it would be involved later? Do you?
You don't?
Shame on you. But I'll keep on anyway.
Maria was working, but was luckily it was near shift change. Then, she saw Max and that meant the guys were back. So, staying out of his eyeshot, which he seemed to be doing to her also, she quickly called Tess and things started. (Please reference earlier sections of this part for the Tess/Kyle and Maria/Michael scenes).
Having left her rather sad excuse for a boyfriend, Tess went to Maria's to begin the plan they had been hatching since they'd found their boyfriend's shaking it up on stage. Tonight was Plan Part One, of two.
"So they're home, you sure you want to do this Tess?" Maria wasn't having second thoughts, she was wanting to make sure Tess wouldn't back out.
"Definitely, they won't know what hit them. Tonight, we get our boyfriend's co-conspirators hard, and tomorrow night we destroy our boyfriends in a most humorous way."
"Tess, you are truly evil."
"Don't I know it. So, what do we want to do to them tonight?"
"Well, let's give our boyfriends some quality naked dance time with the Village People, since they enjoy dancing naked so much."
"Oh girl you're evil."
"Thank you."
And with that, the blondes dreamwalked together into their boyfriends minds, combining them all together and actually enjoying the show of their boyfriends shaking it up and dancing together, it gave them such good ideas for tomorrow night…
"Okay, two down. Are you sure we should do Max and Alex? I mean, shouldn't we let Liz and Iz handle them?"
"No way Tess, they're just as whipped as their boyfriends. No, we must punish them."
"Okay, well, I got an idea on that…"
"I'm listening."
~fade to dreamscape~
Again, all those in the dream are naked, but for the sake of the rating imagine them clothed. Tess and Maria are INVISIBLE to the dreamers.
"Okay Tess, we're merged now you want to work it?"
"Sure thing." And then, with her mojo Max and Alex appear before them… naked… "Wow, Liz is going to be a lucky girl, not as lucky as me."
"Whoa, Alex is packing. Wonder if Iz dreamwalked and found out about that before she went after him."
"Knowing her, definitely. Remember Jen asking Joey if Dawson packed a pistol or a rifle?"
Both girls speak at once "Cannons!" before laughing.
"It must be something about Roswell, all the guys are freaks of nature."
"Are you complaining?"
"Hell no."
"Good, then enough ogling. Time to punish."
And with that, the guys were then joined by the crotch.
"That looks painful…"
"And kinky…"
"And oddly arousing…"
"You too?"
"Yep."
"You think we could…"
"Nah…"
"You're right…"
"Maybe later though…"
"Really?"
"Sure… but with our boyfriends."
"Damn straight…"
"Or a little crooked with a few kinks."
"Oh you're evil…"
"Like you're any better…"
"Well, let's get on with it."
The dream shifts to Max waking up after the operation and Liz by his side with a sad smile. "Oh Max, you're awake and okay!"
(Tess: Like she wasn't peeking under the sheet.)
(Maria: That's Lizzie. Wait, is this really Lizzie and Izzy in the dreams?)
(Tess: Sure is, with a little manipulation from us, but really, only a little.)
"Wha… what happened?"
(Maria (imitating Max's voice): "And why are you drooling? And why's your hand on my…")
(Tess: Oh you're horrible.)
(Maria: This is fun.)
"Oh, there was an accident with the Granolith and you and Alex… you got conjoined, but you're okay now… give or take."
(Tess & Maria (imitating Liz's voice): "GIVE! GIVE! GIVE!")
"Where were we conjoined?"
(Tess (Liz voice): "Yes, I wanted to do you both with Izzy but she wasn't into the incest thing.")
(Maria: Good thing, I'd have hurt her for doing Michael.)
"Your crotch, the doctor said it's all fixed, why don't you look in the full length mirror."
(Maria (Liz voice): "And give me an unobstructed view.")
(Tess (Liz voice): "Feel free to shake your booty a little.")
Doing so, Liz, being the horny li *cough* Liz, being the worried girlfriend she is pays close attention to Max to make sure he's okay… and openly drools at what she sees.
(Maria: Are you making her drool?)
(Tess: Nope, that's all her. She's scaring me.)
(Maria: Don't let her turn this porno, she's told me some of the dreams she's had about Max.)
(Tess: Oh really? The quiet ones, always the quiet ones.)
"OH NO."
(Tess (Max voice): "I'm gay! I'm getting so turned on looking and myself!")
(Maria (Max Voice): "I've got to go resurrect Zan!")
"What? It looks gre… I mean, everything looks fine."
(Tess: She said a mouthful.)
(Maria: Not touching that joke.)
"But it's shorter."
(Tess (Max voice): "Now I'll never be able to tuck it like the man from Nantucket.")
(Maria: I don't get it.)
(Tess: I'll tell you the joke later.)
"You mean it's supposed to be bigger? Da-amn… I mean, I'm sure the doctor did his best."
(Maria: This is really Liz? My lord, the girl's scaring me.)
(Tess: Same here, I really don't want Max now. I'm afraid she'd hurt me.)
"Wait, there's something else." Liz watches, with her perverted mind in over drive (it's always the quiet ones) as Max "checks" himself out. "I'M MISSING A NUT!"
(Tess & Maria together: But you ARE a nut!)
"What? Oh don't worry, you only need one I hear… Besides, I love you for your ears… erm, your mind, not your body. You could be a good half foot smaller and I'd still love you." YEAH RIGHT
(Tess: Oh god, you came up with that line didn't you?)
(Maria: That obvious? Come on, you know she'd say that for real.)
"But I want to be whole. Don't you want me to be complete?"
(Tess: I think she just wants you.)
(Maria: In a pink tutu and dancing with the Village People.)
(Tess: What is it with you and the Village people?)
(Maria: No comment.)
"I guess, if it'd make you happy. I'll go see if Alex has it."
(Tess: Yeah, like she's really worried about him being happy.)
(Maria: She's just greedy.)
(Tess: Well, we've already done the Izzy/Alex stuff, so it's time to wake up.)
(Maria: Cool, but you won't do anything like this to me will you?)
(Tess: Not unless you want.)
(Maria: I'll consider it.)
(Tess: Cool. Hey, did you think up those Smurfs over there?)
(Maria: No, I thought they were yours'.)
(Tess: Not me, let's catch one… whoa, it disappeared when it saw us.)
(Maria: So, bring it back.)
(Tess: I can't, it's hiding and it shouldn't be able to do that.)
(Maria: I guess one of our friends here has a Smurf obsession.)
(Tess: I guess you're right. OUCH, did you see that?)
(Maria: What?)
(Tess: A Smurf just appeared and kicked me.)
(Maria: OUCH, hey, one got me.)
(Tess: That's it, we're getting out of here.)
~fade out dream~
"That was very odd Tess, can we do it again?"
"Maria, what we to our boyfriends tomorrow will be far worse."
"We're evil."
"Duh, we're women aren't we?"
And inside the dream, a Smurf smiles before returning to it's master…