Part 13, Ver. 4.0-Release Insanity Is Contagious
It was a few hours after Kyle had called Michael. They had gotten together and spoken of the night before. Now after must discussion and some decisions made the two were going to go speak to their girlfriends.
Inside the Crashdown sat two fiendishly evil blonde women. Yes, I do realize how redundant that is. Sitting together and talking, smiling evilly and thinking of their boyfriends they looked up when the music played and their boyfriends walked in… Hand in hand… Smiling…
(Author) Do you have anything to say Story?
(Author) Story? Nothing to say? Hrm, that's odd. *evil chuckling*
Instantly the blonde bimb… er… Instantly the blonde ladies were on guard, considering how evilly they had messed with their boyfriends the night before. There was no way they could have known what happened, but still, something was up.
"Um, Maria, may we speak to you?" Michael said, looking downward a moment.
"Yeah, Tess, um, there's something we need to talk about…" Kyle said, also looking down, and then had his hand inside Michael's strong grip.
"Sure guys, what's up?" Maria said, answering for them both. 'This should be good,' she thought, 'though I wonder why they're holding hands.'
"Well, there's no easy way to say this… But last night Michael and I got a little inebriated and we ended up… well…" Kyle trailed off, embarrassed.
"Well, we made love is what happened." Michael finished, to which Kyle shot him a grateful smile.
Both girls seemed to step back at this, not because of what they said but how it was said. "You… you what?" Tess said, recovering first.
"Last night Kyle and I, the details aren't important, but we became intimate last night. And… We discovered we had these feelings for each other…" Michael trailed off, looking guiltily away from Maria.
"You see, we both had these feelings for each other but could never tell each other before. And then after the beautiful experience last night we just… we confessed…" Kyle picked up from Michael, then himself trailed off.
"We'd both felt this way for a long time, and this morning we had a long talk and… There's no easy way to say this. Kyle and I are together now… I'm sorry Maria, but Kyle's my boyfriend now, I can't be yours anymore." Michael said, smiling at Kyle.
"Same for me Tess, I'm sorry for it to be like this. Maybe you and Maria can get together." Kyle said with a smile to his boyfriend.
"But… but… MICHAEL, you love me, remember? You and me…" Maria started, fully stunned.
"Budha boy, you know you love me." Tess began…
"I'm sorry Tess, but… Michael was my first… and I want him to be my only." Kyle said smiling sadly at his ex.
"And Kyle, though not my first," Michael said, with a sad smile to his now ex-girlfriend Maria, "he was my best." And with that he leaned in and gave Kyle a small kiss.
At this point, Maria fainted dead away landing loudly on the floor. Tess just stood there blinking wondering what happened and going "But but but…"
The guys then left the Crashdown, hand in hand… Leaving behind their ex-girlfriends.
(Author) How you liking this story? Huh?
(Author) What? No comment? Not going to say I'm taking my personal anger and grudge out against the characters? Huh? Not going to say anything?
(Author) Yeah, I didn't think so. *maniacal chuckles* ((Author vaguely hums part of "That's The Night That The Lights Went Out In Georgia"))
When Maria revived from her shock, she hit Tess. Hard. Really really hard, the kind of hard that causes men all around to yell "CATFIGHT!". Which someone would have said, if they weren't so afraid. "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT TESS." Was the first thing Maria said.
"My fault? What do you mean? It's your boyfriend who was so obviously dissatisfied by your performance that the fake memory I put into his mind seemed so great." Tess, not bothering to jab, just went straight for the jugular.
(Author) Ahhhhh, the sweet silence of the Author not saying I'm being mean.
It was here that Maria tried to pull Tess' hair out. Well, there was a big long bouncy nudity infested catfight, which the Author thought up in great detail in his mind, that won't be seen here since the mostly (entirely) female audience may not like it. So, long, dirty, hot, sweaty, heaving, lav… okay okay, anyway. So, long story short, after they put new clothes on they sat down to talk.
"Tess, we need to get them back."
"I know Mar, I know. But, the mindwarp shouldn't have done that. If anything it should already be wearing off… You don't think…"
"I don't know, Michael sure didn't seem that way when he and I were…"
"No details please, that is an image I'd rather leave to the imagination."
"To the imagination?"
"Um, I mean that I'd rather not have at all, and that if I had to have it that it'd be imagination, you know."
"Uh huh. Okay…" Unconvinced. "Anyway Tess, can you, you know, mindwarp them straight again?"
"No, if that's how they really feel it won't work."
"So we're out of boyfriends and screwed, huh?"
"Well, we could always put on a good show for them. Maybe try and win them back."
"I guess, yeah, let's do that. Have you noticed the irony?"
"Yeah, yesterday we were plotting pain on them, now we're practically going to throw ourselves at them to get them back. Are they worth it?"
With a dreamy smile remembering her brooding love god, Maria replied. "Oh yeah…"
It was a few hours after Kyle had called Michael. They had gotten together and spoken of the night before. Now after must discussion and some decisions made the two were going to go speak to their girlfriends.
Inside the Crashdown sat two fiendishly evil blonde women. Yes, I do realize how redundant that is. Sitting together and talking, smiling evilly and thinking of their boyfriends they looked up when the music played and their boyfriends walked in… Hand in hand… Smiling…
(Author) Do you have anything to say Story?
(Author) Story? Nothing to say? Hrm, that's odd. *evil chuckling*
Instantly the blonde bimb… er… Instantly the blonde ladies were on guard, considering how evilly they had messed with their boyfriends the night before. There was no way they could have known what happened, but still, something was up.
"Um, Maria, may we speak to you?" Michael said, looking downward a moment.
"Yeah, Tess, um, there's something we need to talk about…" Kyle said, also looking down, and then had his hand inside Michael's strong grip.
"Sure guys, what's up?" Maria said, answering for them both. 'This should be good,' she thought, 'though I wonder why they're holding hands.'
"Well, there's no easy way to say this… But last night Michael and I got a little inebriated and we ended up… well…" Kyle trailed off, embarrassed.
"Well, we made love is what happened." Michael finished, to which Kyle shot him a grateful smile.
Both girls seemed to step back at this, not because of what they said but how it was said. "You… you what?" Tess said, recovering first.
"Last night Kyle and I, the details aren't important, but we became intimate last night. And… We discovered we had these feelings for each other…" Michael trailed off, looking guiltily away from Maria.
"You see, we both had these feelings for each other but could never tell each other before. And then after the beautiful experience last night we just… we confessed…" Kyle picked up from Michael, then himself trailed off.
"We'd both felt this way for a long time, and this morning we had a long talk and… There's no easy way to say this. Kyle and I are together now… I'm sorry Maria, but Kyle's my boyfriend now, I can't be yours anymore." Michael said, smiling at Kyle.
"Same for me Tess, I'm sorry for it to be like this. Maybe you and Maria can get together." Kyle said with a smile to his boyfriend.
"But… but… MICHAEL, you love me, remember? You and me…" Maria started, fully stunned.
"Budha boy, you know you love me." Tess began…
"I'm sorry Tess, but… Michael was my first… and I want him to be my only." Kyle said smiling sadly at his ex.
"And Kyle, though not my first," Michael said, with a sad smile to his now ex-girlfriend Maria, "he was my best." And with that he leaned in and gave Kyle a small kiss.
At this point, Maria fainted dead away landing loudly on the floor. Tess just stood there blinking wondering what happened and going "But but but…"
The guys then left the Crashdown, hand in hand… Leaving behind their ex-girlfriends.
(Author) How you liking this story? Huh?
(Author) What? No comment? Not going to say I'm taking my personal anger and grudge out against the characters? Huh? Not going to say anything?
(Author) Yeah, I didn't think so. *maniacal chuckles* ((Author vaguely hums part of "That's The Night That The Lights Went Out In Georgia"))
When Maria revived from her shock, she hit Tess. Hard. Really really hard, the kind of hard that causes men all around to yell "CATFIGHT!". Which someone would have said, if they weren't so afraid. "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT TESS." Was the first thing Maria said.
"My fault? What do you mean? It's your boyfriend who was so obviously dissatisfied by your performance that the fake memory I put into his mind seemed so great." Tess, not bothering to jab, just went straight for the jugular.
(Author) Ahhhhh, the sweet silence of the Author not saying I'm being mean.
It was here that Maria tried to pull Tess' hair out. Well, there was a big long bouncy nudity infested catfight, which the Author thought up in great detail in his mind, that won't be seen here since the mostly (entirely) female audience may not like it. So, long, dirty, hot, sweaty, heaving, lav… okay okay, anyway. So, long story short, after they put new clothes on they sat down to talk.
"Tess, we need to get them back."
"I know Mar, I know. But, the mindwarp shouldn't have done that. If anything it should already be wearing off… You don't think…"
"I don't know, Michael sure didn't seem that way when he and I were…"
"No details please, that is an image I'd rather leave to the imagination."
"To the imagination?"
"Um, I mean that I'd rather not have at all, and that if I had to have it that it'd be imagination, you know."
"Uh huh. Okay…" Unconvinced. "Anyway Tess, can you, you know, mindwarp them straight again?"
"No, if that's how they really feel it won't work."
"So we're out of boyfriends and screwed, huh?"
"Well, we could always put on a good show for them. Maybe try and win them back."
"I guess, yeah, let's do that. Have you noticed the irony?"
"Yeah, yesterday we were plotting pain on them, now we're practically going to throw ourselves at them to get them back. Are they worth it?"
With a dreamy smile remembering her brooding love god, Maria replied. "Oh yeah…"