(Story) Hello again my audience, it's your favorite Story here. And to clarify something reported earlier, despite what was said, I am male. Isn't that right Rabbit?
(Rabbit) That's right Duk…
(Story) RABBIT!!!
(Rabbit) I mean Storee. You're definitely male.
(Story) Good, now here we go on with the story. Oh, and the Author is still missing.
Part 13, Ver. 6.0 Ops Two: Damage Control, Kind Of
Alex Whitman was a man on a mission, he desperately needed to save himself from the wrath of the Ice Princess if he ever wanted the blue guys thawed. As such, he was bringing her flowers, candy and jewelry. And lots of smiling.
(Story) Isn't this good Rabbit?
(Rabbit) Yes Du… Storee.
Isabel was prepared for the coming massacre of testosterone. Or so she thought, until her boyfriend showed up smiling and acting sweet upon her doorstep. Letting him in, and preparing to confront him with the knowledge she had gained the other night, she was totally side tracked when he suddenly began to confess. Listening to his begging and confessing, she had to cave in to his sweet smile and looks and honesty. "Okay Alex, I'll see if I can get you out of it. If all the others aren't going to go through with it then you won't, but if they do… I'm sorry, you'll be going through with it too. Especially if I catch you lying to me."
"Oh no Isabel, I won't lie to you again. I promise." Alex lied, because everyone lies.
"Okay." And they began kissing.
(Story) Now, wasn't this a great part Rabbit?
(Rabbit) Yes, you did so much in such little time.
*crashing noises*
(Story) Rabbit, go see what that was.
(Author) There's no need for that.
(Story) You! But I thought we got rid of you.
(Rabbit) Rabbit did best in dumping his body, he shouldn't be here.
(Author) Who are you two? You aren't the Story, you're a guy… in fact you look familiar. Plus, I found the REAL Story trapped in a closet when I stormed the room.
(Story) Before I show who I am, just how did you survive the water, hm?
(Author) Simple, the Snorkles are friends of mine. They aired around the same time as the Smurfs.
(Story) Yes, quite good of you. Very well, if you insist to know who I and my Rabbit and friends are.
*Story and Rabbit and all the other rabbits take off their masks to show their real identities, the fake Story was actually DUKE IGTHORN, the head Rabbit being TOADIE and the other rabbits being Ogres*
(Author) So it was you who was stalking me with rabbits all along?
(Duke Igthorn) Of course not, I merely used this ploy to get here a few days ago. By taking this place I could easily write myself getting Gummi Berri Juice and RULING everything.
(Toadie) Toadie helped, Toadie dumped the Author into the river and locked up the real Story.
(Author) Well, it was a good plan. But now, you must leave.
*the Author, in a bout of egotistical showboating drinks some Gummi Berri Juice and mops the floor with Igthorn, Toadie and all the ogres then releases the REAL Story*
(Author) How ya doing?
(Story) Could be better, you?
(Author) Ah, I survive. But man, did you see the stuff he wrote while we were out?
(Story) Yeah, and I thought what you wrote was crap.
(Author) Exactly… hey, wait.
(Story) Had to do it.
(Author) Anyway…
(Story) So you going to rewrite the part he messed with?
(Author) Nah, I have a better idea. But I think the guys deserve a mid-part Interlude, and I'll even be nice to them. I'll give them a quiz to give our readers. If all the questions are answered correctly, then for one week I will post a new part each day. If they don't get them all right, then, I'll do something else.
(Story) How'd you get to be like this?
(Author) I was corrupted by the evil Satanic Empires of Disney and Ted Turner.
(Story) *shudders*
(Rabbit) That's right Duk…
(Story) RABBIT!!!
(Rabbit) I mean Storee. You're definitely male.
(Story) Good, now here we go on with the story. Oh, and the Author is still missing.
Part 13, Ver. 6.0 Ops Two: Damage Control, Kind Of
Alex Whitman was a man on a mission, he desperately needed to save himself from the wrath of the Ice Princess if he ever wanted the blue guys thawed. As such, he was bringing her flowers, candy and jewelry. And lots of smiling.
(Story) Isn't this good Rabbit?
(Rabbit) Yes Du… Storee.
Isabel was prepared for the coming massacre of testosterone. Or so she thought, until her boyfriend showed up smiling and acting sweet upon her doorstep. Letting him in, and preparing to confront him with the knowledge she had gained the other night, she was totally side tracked when he suddenly began to confess. Listening to his begging and confessing, she had to cave in to his sweet smile and looks and honesty. "Okay Alex, I'll see if I can get you out of it. If all the others aren't going to go through with it then you won't, but if they do… I'm sorry, you'll be going through with it too. Especially if I catch you lying to me."
"Oh no Isabel, I won't lie to you again. I promise." Alex lied, because everyone lies.
"Okay." And they began kissing.
(Story) Now, wasn't this a great part Rabbit?
(Rabbit) Yes, you did so much in such little time.
*crashing noises*
(Story) Rabbit, go see what that was.
(Author) There's no need for that.
(Story) You! But I thought we got rid of you.
(Rabbit) Rabbit did best in dumping his body, he shouldn't be here.
(Author) Who are you two? You aren't the Story, you're a guy… in fact you look familiar. Plus, I found the REAL Story trapped in a closet when I stormed the room.
(Story) Before I show who I am, just how did you survive the water, hm?
(Author) Simple, the Snorkles are friends of mine. They aired around the same time as the Smurfs.
(Story) Yes, quite good of you. Very well, if you insist to know who I and my Rabbit and friends are.
*Story and Rabbit and all the other rabbits take off their masks to show their real identities, the fake Story was actually DUKE IGTHORN, the head Rabbit being TOADIE and the other rabbits being Ogres*
(Author) So it was you who was stalking me with rabbits all along?
(Duke Igthorn) Of course not, I merely used this ploy to get here a few days ago. By taking this place I could easily write myself getting Gummi Berri Juice and RULING everything.
(Toadie) Toadie helped, Toadie dumped the Author into the river and locked up the real Story.
(Author) Well, it was a good plan. But now, you must leave.
*the Author, in a bout of egotistical showboating drinks some Gummi Berri Juice and mops the floor with Igthorn, Toadie and all the ogres then releases the REAL Story*
(Author) How ya doing?
(Story) Could be better, you?
(Author) Ah, I survive. But man, did you see the stuff he wrote while we were out?
(Story) Yeah, and I thought what you wrote was crap.
(Author) Exactly… hey, wait.
(Story) Had to do it.
(Author) Anyway…
(Story) So you going to rewrite the part he messed with?
(Author) Nah, I have a better idea. But I think the guys deserve a mid-part Interlude, and I'll even be nice to them. I'll give them a quiz to give our readers. If all the questions are answered correctly, then for one week I will post a new part each day. If they don't get them all right, then, I'll do something else.
(Story) How'd you get to be like this?
(Author) I was corrupted by the evil Satanic Empires of Disney and Ted Turner.
(Story) *shudders*