Interlude: Reporting for INN, Insanity News Network.
*Author comes in and sits in an interview style chair next to the Story*
Story: So you've caved under pressure and are now writing down the insanity from your mind of our conversations?
Author: Yup.
Story: And all because they requested it?
Author: Yup.
Story: You voted for Bush didn't you?
Author: Yu… wait, no. Didn't vote.
Story: You didn't? Sheesh, and why not?
Author: They wouldn't let me write in a votes for who I wanted to vote for.
Story: And just who was that?
Author: Well, there was a bunch actually. Antilles/Celchu were the main movement, lots of people in on that. Then I started a little movement for Gonk/Lobot, but I couldn't get a lot of support there. There were others but I forget.
Story: Has anyone told you lately you need mental help?
Author: Sure, I tell myself that daily, but I've learned to ignore that voice in my head, the others are much more fun. Like you.
Story: Oh great, relegate me to one of them.
Author: You love me don't you?
Story: WHAT? Dude, have you been drinking?
Author: Nope, if I had this would be funnier.
Story: Point taken.
Author: I'll go get drunk so I can be funnier.
Story: Wait, you don't have too…
*Author leaves*
Story: Too late.
*Author returns staggering*
Story: So now you're drunk?
Author: Actually, no. I was looking for a drink, got run over by my kittens, walked into a door and then fell down a flight of steps. Same effect as drinking though.
Story: Uh huh, yeah. Note to readers, don't drink. Do any of you seriously want to be anything like this Author? Huh?
Author: If that weren't so true I'd be mad.
Story: Sure. So, why don't you tell the viewers at home about the upcoming story parts.
Author: No, don't want to give anything away.
Story: Well, at least let them know who all will be guest staring.
Author: Okay, but first names only. Though some will be easily recognized. *deep breath* Jim and Blair, Benton and Ray and Ray, Spock and Kirk, Xena and Gabrielle, Duncan and Adam, Han and Luke, and lots of others I can think of naming at the moment. Oh, and Jay and Silent Bob will be in this, twice, kind of. And I'm considering Ivanova and Talia also, but not sure if that would fly well.
Story: I'm scared, because I actually know what you're planning on doing to these poor misguided characters.
Author: Are you hitting on me?
Story: Someone needs to seriously beat you down.
Author: Are you offering?
Story: Get your mind out of the gutter and back in the clouds where it belongs.
Author: Alrighty.
Story: You know, I got a real good question for you.
Author: Uh oh.
Story: Why do you make them wait so long on new parts, huh?
Author: Um, well, a lot of thought has to go into each part, you know…
Story: Bullshit and you know it, you sit down and can usually write a part in 15 minutes or less, occasionally you take longer but not always.
Author: Well, those are special circumstances you see…
Story: Suuuuure they are, you're just lazy aren't you? Or is it that you make them wait so they want you more, huh? To feed your ego, is that it?
Author: Wha… I thought this was going to be a light interview…
Story: Author, did you or did you not knowingly withhold parts of your story for praise and feedback to feed your ego, when you could have just posted it and made your readers happy. Did you!?!?
Author: That's it! Talk to my Attorney, this interview is OVER.
*Author storms out*
*Story addresses readers*
Story: Yes dear readers, there you have it. The Author refused to answer questions not to his liking, is he guilty? I cannot say, that is for all of you to decide. For INN, Insanity News Network, I am the Story signing off.
*Author comes in and sits in an interview style chair next to the Story*
Story: So you've caved under pressure and are now writing down the insanity from your mind of our conversations?
Author: Yup.
Story: And all because they requested it?
Author: Yup.
Story: You voted for Bush didn't you?
Author: Yu… wait, no. Didn't vote.
Story: You didn't? Sheesh, and why not?
Author: They wouldn't let me write in a votes for who I wanted to vote for.
Story: And just who was that?
Author: Well, there was a bunch actually. Antilles/Celchu were the main movement, lots of people in on that. Then I started a little movement for Gonk/Lobot, but I couldn't get a lot of support there. There were others but I forget.
Story: Has anyone told you lately you need mental help?
Author: Sure, I tell myself that daily, but I've learned to ignore that voice in my head, the others are much more fun. Like you.
Story: Oh great, relegate me to one of them.
Author: You love me don't you?
Story: WHAT? Dude, have you been drinking?
Author: Nope, if I had this would be funnier.
Story: Point taken.
Author: I'll go get drunk so I can be funnier.
Story: Wait, you don't have too…
*Author leaves*
Story: Too late.
*Author returns staggering*
Story: So now you're drunk?
Author: Actually, no. I was looking for a drink, got run over by my kittens, walked into a door and then fell down a flight of steps. Same effect as drinking though.
Story: Uh huh, yeah. Note to readers, don't drink. Do any of you seriously want to be anything like this Author? Huh?
Author: If that weren't so true I'd be mad.
Story: Sure. So, why don't you tell the viewers at home about the upcoming story parts.
Author: No, don't want to give anything away.
Story: Well, at least let them know who all will be guest staring.
Author: Okay, but first names only. Though some will be easily recognized. *deep breath* Jim and Blair, Benton and Ray and Ray, Spock and Kirk, Xena and Gabrielle, Duncan and Adam, Han and Luke, and lots of others I can think of naming at the moment. Oh, and Jay and Silent Bob will be in this, twice, kind of. And I'm considering Ivanova and Talia also, but not sure if that would fly well.
Story: I'm scared, because I actually know what you're planning on doing to these poor misguided characters.
Author: Are you hitting on me?
Story: Someone needs to seriously beat you down.
Author: Are you offering?
Story: Get your mind out of the gutter and back in the clouds where it belongs.
Author: Alrighty.
Story: You know, I got a real good question for you.
Author: Uh oh.
Story: Why do you make them wait so long on new parts, huh?
Author: Um, well, a lot of thought has to go into each part, you know…
Story: Bullshit and you know it, you sit down and can usually write a part in 15 minutes or less, occasionally you take longer but not always.
Author: Well, those are special circumstances you see…
Story: Suuuuure they are, you're just lazy aren't you? Or is it that you make them wait so they want you more, huh? To feed your ego, is that it?
Author: Wha… I thought this was going to be a light interview…
Story: Author, did you or did you not knowingly withhold parts of your story for praise and feedback to feed your ego, when you could have just posted it and made your readers happy. Did you!?!?
Author: That's it! Talk to my Attorney, this interview is OVER.
*Author storms out*
*Story addresses readers*
Story: Yes dear readers, there you have it. The Author refused to answer questions not to his liking, is he guilty? I cannot say, that is for all of you to decide. For INN, Insanity News Network, I am the Story signing off.