Part 13, Ver. 9.0 Big Mouth Trouble
So, the time is coming to bring about an end.
It was the next night, the guys were all avoiding the women, the women were all plotting against the men… the world was as it should be.
Michael was actually working, a little, at the Crashdown. That's where Spike found him, and spoke to him, not because it was the plot set up. Well, maybe a little. Just like Liz just happened to be hidden, but in ear shot of the whole conversation. Pure coincidence.
"Hey Mate, where's your other half?" Spike said to the burger jockey.
"Ha ha, I don't know where he is. But I'm getting so tired of this playing gay man. I think he's enjoying the fake kissing when we're around the others more than he should, you know?" Mickey G said.
"Well, you should give it a try. Maybe you two could really hit it off." Spike said with a grin.
"Maybe, but I do like my girlfriend. But, she crossed the line by trying to mindwarp us."
"Your loss, so what's the next plan of action for you two?"
"Just wait and watch the other two get castrated for now, then we'll come out to our real sexuality and then… We'll catch hell, but it'll be worth it."
It was at this point that Liz left to call the other "ladies" and to prepare the fires for sacrificial male genitalia burning painful things. So, she rallied the troops, the Evil Villainous Insane Luscious Crazy Harried Icicle Cold Kinky Socialites. Yes, she called in the EVILCHICKS.
While she was rounding up the EVILCHICKS, Michael and Spike finished talking, and Michael's shift ended. So, his kind boyfriend Kyle showed up to walk him home… hand in hand…
"Do we really have to walk like this?" Michael asked.
"Of course we do, we need to sell it so that anyone who sees us thinks we really are a couple. Don't want to get caught before we can get even do we?" Kyle said.
"I guess not." Michael said before walking along in silence with Kyle… conveniently passing a Roswell MIB No Tell Motel. Where their presence was noted by several couples staying at the place.
In Room 3, a man in a red suit was looking out the door and saw the couple walking along. Feeling there was something odd with them. "Those two young men seem odd."
"Who cares Benny, get back in bed." Spoke one man in the bed of Room 3.
"Yeah, who cares, now get over here." Spoke the other man in the bed of Room 3.
"Yes Rays." Said Benny as he hopped back into bed.
In Room 7, a tall well built man was also looking outside at the couple of men walking along hand in hand. "You know Chief, there's something odd about those two. I can't really tell what though, just something odd on the tip of my senses."
"Well it could be Native Americans who recently practiced a ritual that might still be hanging around them, might even be aliens since this town is known for them. I remember studying this one culture…" Spoke the long haired man in the bed.
"You know Chief, let's just go back to bed and not worry about it."
"Sure thing Jim."
In Room 6 (or 9, the number was hanging odd) a tall black haired Amazon woman watched as the two men crossed, turning to the blonde in her bed she said "Those two are different, but who cares, let's get back to what we were doing."
"Fine with me!"
In Room 14 a tall dark handsome man was looking out the window at the two men going across and smiled. "Those two look happy, there's something different about them… Maybe they're pre-immies, but they look happy. Come take a look."
"Dammit Duncan, I'm 5,000 years old. There isn't anything I haven't seen before. Now get your cute Scottish ass back in bed."
"As you wish old timer."
In Room 16 a rugged rogue of a man lounged in bed as his sandy haired partner looked out the window at the two crossing in front of the room. "I feel something different about those two… I feel it in the "
(INTERRUPT)
(Author) Huh? What's going on?
(Story) Hate to do that, but we just got a legal document from Lucasfilms threatening to sue if you used Han & Luke in that way.
(Author) I'm just now bloody writing it! How did they know about it?
(Story) The Force is strong in them.
(Author) Okay, moving on then. *mutter*Ihopetheymistakealightsaberforavibrator*mutters*
In Room 19 a tall man with dark hair looked out the window and then looked down at a device in his hand. "Captain, there appears to be alien life on Earth. This could change the history around your races First Contact situation."
"Spock… I… don't care… about… First Contact… I… just want… some… physical contact… with you… right now… so… get your…. Vulcan ass… back in bed… now…" Spoke the horrible speaker on the bed.
"Yes Captain."
In Room 21 a sandy haired beach boy looked out at the two crossing in front of his room and shrugged as his friend with a geeky expression and curly hair looked out and started jumping up and down. "I think that one's an alien, I studied, I think he is. This is so cool Zack."
"That's nice Screech, but can we go back to bed now?"
"Sure."
In Room 63 a blonde was looking out the window at the two crossing in front of her room. "That one's thoughts are partially alien, but they're both being very stupid men though.'
"I don't really give a damn Talia, just get your ass back in bed. We've had enough of a break."
"Always insatiable, I like that."
And finally in Room 37, a room that had a very distinct and illegal odor about it, lay a long haired brown haired man looking at his portly mate who was looking out the window and motioning.
"I don't give a damn what you see you tubby bitch, you get your fat ass back in bed now. We got a ways to go before we hit Hollywood now let's get busy you fat ass fuck." The other guy shrugged and hopped back into bed. ("JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK" in theatres Friday, August 24th)
On the way home Michael turned to Kyle and said "You ever get the feeling that someone's watching you?"
"Yeah, sometimes."
In yet another room of the MIB No Tell Motel two Smurfs watched what happened, then scampered away.
So, the time is coming to bring about an end.
It was the next night, the guys were all avoiding the women, the women were all plotting against the men… the world was as it should be.
Michael was actually working, a little, at the Crashdown. That's where Spike found him, and spoke to him, not because it was the plot set up. Well, maybe a little. Just like Liz just happened to be hidden, but in ear shot of the whole conversation. Pure coincidence.
"Hey Mate, where's your other half?" Spike said to the burger jockey.
"Ha ha, I don't know where he is. But I'm getting so tired of this playing gay man. I think he's enjoying the fake kissing when we're around the others more than he should, you know?" Mickey G said.
"Well, you should give it a try. Maybe you two could really hit it off." Spike said with a grin.
"Maybe, but I do like my girlfriend. But, she crossed the line by trying to mindwarp us."
"Your loss, so what's the next plan of action for you two?"
"Just wait and watch the other two get castrated for now, then we'll come out to our real sexuality and then… We'll catch hell, but it'll be worth it."
It was at this point that Liz left to call the other "ladies" and to prepare the fires for sacrificial male genitalia burning painful things. So, she rallied the troops, the Evil Villainous Insane Luscious Crazy Harried Icicle Cold Kinky Socialites. Yes, she called in the EVILCHICKS.
While she was rounding up the EVILCHICKS, Michael and Spike finished talking, and Michael's shift ended. So, his kind boyfriend Kyle showed up to walk him home… hand in hand…
"Do we really have to walk like this?" Michael asked.
"Of course we do, we need to sell it so that anyone who sees us thinks we really are a couple. Don't want to get caught before we can get even do we?" Kyle said.
"I guess not." Michael said before walking along in silence with Kyle… conveniently passing a Roswell MIB No Tell Motel. Where their presence was noted by several couples staying at the place.
In Room 3, a man in a red suit was looking out the door and saw the couple walking along. Feeling there was something odd with them. "Those two young men seem odd."
"Who cares Benny, get back in bed." Spoke one man in the bed of Room 3.
"Yeah, who cares, now get over here." Spoke the other man in the bed of Room 3.
"Yes Rays." Said Benny as he hopped back into bed.
In Room 7, a tall well built man was also looking outside at the couple of men walking along hand in hand. "You know Chief, there's something odd about those two. I can't really tell what though, just something odd on the tip of my senses."
"Well it could be Native Americans who recently practiced a ritual that might still be hanging around them, might even be aliens since this town is known for them. I remember studying this one culture…" Spoke the long haired man in the bed.
"You know Chief, let's just go back to bed and not worry about it."
"Sure thing Jim."
In Room 6 (or 9, the number was hanging odd) a tall black haired Amazon woman watched as the two men crossed, turning to the blonde in her bed she said "Those two are different, but who cares, let's get back to what we were doing."
"Fine with me!"
In Room 14 a tall dark handsome man was looking out the window at the two men going across and smiled. "Those two look happy, there's something different about them… Maybe they're pre-immies, but they look happy. Come take a look."
"Dammit Duncan, I'm 5,000 years old. There isn't anything I haven't seen before. Now get your cute Scottish ass back in bed."
"As you wish old timer."
In Room 16 a rugged rogue of a man lounged in bed as his sandy haired partner looked out the window at the two crossing in front of the room. "I feel something different about those two… I feel it in the "
(INTERRUPT)
(Author) Huh? What's going on?
(Story) Hate to do that, but we just got a legal document from Lucasfilms threatening to sue if you used Han & Luke in that way.
(Author) I'm just now bloody writing it! How did they know about it?
(Story) The Force is strong in them.
(Author) Okay, moving on then. *mutter*Ihopetheymistakealightsaberforavibrator*mutters*
In Room 19 a tall man with dark hair looked out the window and then looked down at a device in his hand. "Captain, there appears to be alien life on Earth. This could change the history around your races First Contact situation."
"Spock… I… don't care… about… First Contact… I… just want… some… physical contact… with you… right now… so… get your…. Vulcan ass… back in bed… now…" Spoke the horrible speaker on the bed.
"Yes Captain."
In Room 21 a sandy haired beach boy looked out at the two crossing in front of his room and shrugged as his friend with a geeky expression and curly hair looked out and started jumping up and down. "I think that one's an alien, I studied, I think he is. This is so cool Zack."
"That's nice Screech, but can we go back to bed now?"
"Sure."
In Room 63 a blonde was looking out the window at the two crossing in front of her room. "That one's thoughts are partially alien, but they're both being very stupid men though.'
"I don't really give a damn Talia, just get your ass back in bed. We've had enough of a break."
"Always insatiable, I like that."
And finally in Room 37, a room that had a very distinct and illegal odor about it, lay a long haired brown haired man looking at his portly mate who was looking out the window and motioning.
"I don't give a damn what you see you tubby bitch, you get your fat ass back in bed now. We got a ways to go before we hit Hollywood now let's get busy you fat ass fuck." The other guy shrugged and hopped back into bed. ("JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK" in theatres Friday, August 24th)
On the way home Michael turned to Kyle and said "You ever get the feeling that someone's watching you?"
"Yeah, sometimes."
In yet another room of the MIB No Tell Motel two Smurfs watched what happened, then scampered away.