Interlude: Much Needed.
Kyle: I'd never tried lemonade and honey together before.
Michael: Me either, it's not bad.
Kyle: Odd craving we got after reading that one fanfic.
Michael: Yeah, well, this craving we could indulge.
Kyle: Not that we wouldn't want to indulge the other.
Michael: Oh yeah.
Max: Hey guys, what're you doing?
Kyle & Michael Quickly Close The Internet Browser, Delete The History And Delete Local Files
Kyle & Michael In Unison: Nothing.
Alex: What's up?
Michael & Kyle In Unison: Nothing!
Max: You're acting odd.
Kyle: Nothing's going on.
Spike Enters Looking Slightly Worn Out And Disheveled
Spike: Hi again mates, looks like I'm back again.
Michael: What'd you do to get stuck in here with us?
Spike: Lucky I guess, and resting.
Alex: So, what shall we do to pass time before we're all forced to return to… The Fic?
Max: Beats me, maybe we can find something good online.
Kyle & Michael Share A Frightened Look
Alex: Oh, I have an idea, we could take a purity test.
Max: A what?
Kyle: I've heard of those, they tell you how sexually corrupt you are, right?
Alex: Exactly. We could take the 1000 question one. You all want to? Here's the address: www.armory.com./tests/sex1000.html http://www.armory.com./tests/sex1000.html
Max: I'm in.
Kyle: Sure, why not.
Michael: Better than nothing.
Spike: Might as well, see just how good I am.
Alex: Fine, but we do it one at a time and no one look to see what others do, okay?
Group: Okay.
Alex: Fine, I'll go first.
Short Time Later, Alex Has Finished His Test.
Alex: So my score came to 94.7% pure.
Kyle: Wow, goody goody.
Max: Not bad.
Michael: Ain't been getting any, eh Alex?
Spike: Lord you're a Nancy boy aren't you?
Alex: Shut up, all of you. Now answer them correctly. Michael, you next.
Michael: Alright, bring it on.
Michael Finishes His Test
Michael: So my score is 88.5% pure.
Alex: Ah, so Michael has been getting some.
Michael: Shut up.
Max: Michael, Michael, Michael. You've been a naughty one haven't you?
Spike: Still too pure for my liking.
Kyle: Way to go Guerin, you the man!
Michael: *growls* Who's next?
Alex: Let's let Kyle go.
Kyle: Sure thing, got nothing to hide.
Kyle Finishes His Test
Kyle: So I'm 90.3% pure.
Michael: Does that mean you got some or not?
Max: Yeah, you been busy or not?
Alex: Hey, let him alone some. He's purer than you two, less than me.
Spike: You say that like it's a good thing.
Kyle: So, maybe I just haven't broken into as many places as you guys.
Michael: No comment.
Alex: Next up, Max.
Max: Ho problem.
Max Finishes His Test
Max: So my score is 87.4%.
Michael: You scored lower than me? What has Liz been doing with you?
Max: Shut up.
Spike: It's always the quiet types that are kinky.
Max: Be quiet.
Kyle: Hey, I dated Liz once, so I have a good idea what happened. And I have a good idea what happened with Tess. So yeah, Minute Man Max is probably impure. I'm just taking my time for it.
Max: I hate you all.
Alex: Poor Maxikins. He's a kinky bad boy I bet.
Michael: I can easily imagine it.
Spike: Have you imagined it before?
Kyle: That'd make sense.
Max: Shut up all of you.
Alex: Anyway, Spike's turn.
Spike: Okay boys, let a master do this.
Spike Finishes His Test With A Smile
Spike: And I'm 19.6% pure.
Group: DA-AMN!
Spike: Well, lots were no-brainer's. I mean, ever had sex with food? Duh, I eat humans, so yes. Ever had sex with food then eaten it. Again, big duh. I mean, for vampires a lot of that is just obviously yes.
Alex: Spike, I think I'm afraid now.
Spike: Don't be, I won't hurt you boys. I like you, you're fun to play with.
Michael: Seems we all have a long way to go.
Kyle: I think I should model my life after you Spike, then I can score with the ladies like you.
Alex: Max is well on his way toward your status.
Max: Eat me.
Spike: That apply to me ducks?
Max: No!
Spike: Just kidding, you aren't pure enough to eat.
Guys Start Laughing.
Spike: A vampire needs standards.
Guys Laugh More
Max: I hate you all, I'm considering becoming very impure and doing very nasty things to you all.
Alex: So the Author's right about your sexuality?
Max Snaps And Attempts To Strangle Alex Before Being Restrained
Kyle: Guys! Guys! Really, remember who we all hate. The Author, okay?
Alex: Yeah, sorry. Don't worry, it won't be long until my plan reaches fruition and we can destroy the Author.
Max: This will be so good.
Michael: We shall be free!
Spike: Don't kill him, he does me well. Just take control of him. Then you can have him write you doing anything, or anyONE you want to be doing.
All Guys Smile At This As All Blood Quickly Rushes Southward
Spike: Well, anyway, good for you all. I have to get back to an insatiable girl, if I don't return remember me fondly.
Kyle: I'd never tried lemonade and honey together before.
Michael: Me either, it's not bad.
Kyle: Odd craving we got after reading that one fanfic.
Michael: Yeah, well, this craving we could indulge.
Kyle: Not that we wouldn't want to indulge the other.
Michael: Oh yeah.
Max: Hey guys, what're you doing?
Kyle & Michael Quickly Close The Internet Browser, Delete The History And Delete Local Files
Kyle & Michael In Unison: Nothing.
Alex: What's up?
Michael & Kyle In Unison: Nothing!
Max: You're acting odd.
Kyle: Nothing's going on.
Spike Enters Looking Slightly Worn Out And Disheveled
Spike: Hi again mates, looks like I'm back again.
Michael: What'd you do to get stuck in here with us?
Spike: Lucky I guess, and resting.
Alex: So, what shall we do to pass time before we're all forced to return to… The Fic?
Max: Beats me, maybe we can find something good online.
Kyle & Michael Share A Frightened Look
Alex: Oh, I have an idea, we could take a purity test.
Max: A what?
Kyle: I've heard of those, they tell you how sexually corrupt you are, right?
Alex: Exactly. We could take the 1000 question one. You all want to? Here's the address: www.armory.com./tests/sex1000.html http://www.armory.com./tests/sex1000.html
Max: I'm in.
Kyle: Sure, why not.
Michael: Better than nothing.
Spike: Might as well, see just how good I am.
Alex: Fine, but we do it one at a time and no one look to see what others do, okay?
Group: Okay.
Alex: Fine, I'll go first.
Short Time Later, Alex Has Finished His Test.
Alex: So my score came to 94.7% pure.
Kyle: Wow, goody goody.
Max: Not bad.
Michael: Ain't been getting any, eh Alex?
Spike: Lord you're a Nancy boy aren't you?
Alex: Shut up, all of you. Now answer them correctly. Michael, you next.
Michael: Alright, bring it on.
Michael Finishes His Test
Michael: So my score is 88.5% pure.
Alex: Ah, so Michael has been getting some.
Michael: Shut up.
Max: Michael, Michael, Michael. You've been a naughty one haven't you?
Spike: Still too pure for my liking.
Kyle: Way to go Guerin, you the man!
Michael: *growls* Who's next?
Alex: Let's let Kyle go.
Kyle: Sure thing, got nothing to hide.
Kyle Finishes His Test
Kyle: So I'm 90.3% pure.
Michael: Does that mean you got some or not?
Max: Yeah, you been busy or not?
Alex: Hey, let him alone some. He's purer than you two, less than me.
Spike: You say that like it's a good thing.
Kyle: So, maybe I just haven't broken into as many places as you guys.
Michael: No comment.
Alex: Next up, Max.
Max: Ho problem.
Max Finishes His Test
Max: So my score is 87.4%.
Michael: You scored lower than me? What has Liz been doing with you?
Max: Shut up.
Spike: It's always the quiet types that are kinky.
Max: Be quiet.
Kyle: Hey, I dated Liz once, so I have a good idea what happened. And I have a good idea what happened with Tess. So yeah, Minute Man Max is probably impure. I'm just taking my time for it.
Max: I hate you all.
Alex: Poor Maxikins. He's a kinky bad boy I bet.
Michael: I can easily imagine it.
Spike: Have you imagined it before?
Kyle: That'd make sense.
Max: Shut up all of you.
Alex: Anyway, Spike's turn.
Spike: Okay boys, let a master do this.
Spike Finishes His Test With A Smile
Spike: And I'm 19.6% pure.
Group: DA-AMN!
Spike: Well, lots were no-brainer's. I mean, ever had sex with food? Duh, I eat humans, so yes. Ever had sex with food then eaten it. Again, big duh. I mean, for vampires a lot of that is just obviously yes.
Alex: Spike, I think I'm afraid now.
Spike: Don't be, I won't hurt you boys. I like you, you're fun to play with.
Michael: Seems we all have a long way to go.
Kyle: I think I should model my life after you Spike, then I can score with the ladies like you.
Alex: Max is well on his way toward your status.
Max: Eat me.
Spike: That apply to me ducks?
Max: No!
Spike: Just kidding, you aren't pure enough to eat.
Guys Start Laughing.
Spike: A vampire needs standards.
Guys Laugh More
Max: I hate you all, I'm considering becoming very impure and doing very nasty things to you all.
Alex: So the Author's right about your sexuality?
Max Snaps And Attempts To Strangle Alex Before Being Restrained
Kyle: Guys! Guys! Really, remember who we all hate. The Author, okay?
Alex: Yeah, sorry. Don't worry, it won't be long until my plan reaches fruition and we can destroy the Author.
Max: This will be so good.
Michael: We shall be free!
Spike: Don't kill him, he does me well. Just take control of him. Then you can have him write you doing anything, or anyONE you want to be doing.
All Guys Smile At This As All Blood Quickly Rushes Southward
Spike: Well, anyway, good for you all. I have to get back to an insatiable girl, if I don't return remember me fondly.