Part 13 Final Release: It Don't Mean A Thing If It Ain't Got That Swing
(Author: There, now you can't speak can you?)
(Story: *muffled sounds*)
(Author: Good. We're almost done, just let this ride out. Hey, you might even enjoy the show.)
(Story: *muffled sounds, obviously curses*)
As everyone prepared in back, they all made sure everyone looked alright. Michael turned to Max and asked "That doesn't look right, they're looking too loose." He said referring to Max's underwear.
Max turned blood red and loudly (loud enough to be heard past the curtain and by everyone waiting on the show) said "A small penis is like a disability man! Would you laugh at someone in a wheelchair!"
Everyone then turned and looked at the furiously blushing Max and the dumbstruck Michael, who then had the mind to say "That's not what I'm talking about, you grabbed the wrong pair. I'm sure you're… all there."
"Oh." Was all Max said before he went back to put on the right clothes.
Outside there was much murmuring about who had a small penis. Liz, recognizing her boyfriends voice, was blushing. Isabel decided to block out what she heard, Maria snickered slightly and Tess couldn't help but say "Damn, if I'd known that I'd have backed off him ages ago." Sean, who had come in to watch the show chuckled.
"Okay, everything set to go? Spike, you ready to sing and open for us? We remember the plan?" Alex asked, looking about.
"Sure am Mates, and I know it too. So let's hit it. And I need to tell you, I've got a special guest to help us with the one act. Don't be surprised when he shows up." With that, Spike went to cue the announcer when the guys all noticed a not so small problem.
"Um, guys. Is anyone else having some … forward projection problems?" Kyle asked.
"What?" asked Michael.
"Am I the only one who is in an uncomfortable groin situation? It's like there's something wrong." Kyle said.
"It's not just you, I just didn't want to say anything." Max said.
"Same here, it's rather annoying." Michael said.
"Mine's so painful I can barely stand it, I'm scared I'll end up with morbid chronic tumescence." Alex said.
"End up with what?" Kyle asked.
"A terminal hard-on." Max said.
"I thought most had that possibility." Michael said laughing.
"It's not funny man, it hurts." Alex said.
"Look on the bright side," Kyle started, "at least you're sure to give the women a good show.
Meanwhile, outside, the Announcer a heavy set dark haired man who resembled a hedgehog spoke up looking out on the crowd of local girls, a trio at one table, a local guy and a large congregation of women from some Cult, wearing different colored shirts but with the same thing on them all, except names, on the front showing Smurfette holding chocolate and the words "Try Me You $@#%*!" and on the back saying their name and "Proud Member Of The Church Of The Chocolate PMS'ing Smurfs. You Got A &*@%ing Problem With That!?!?! I Didn't Think So!". Back to the announcer, "Ladies and Gentleman, tonight we have a redemption special. We'll have a karaoke and strip show tonight. They've worked it all out and are prepared to make a night of it. And don't worry ladies, I promise to keep my clothes on."
With that Spike walked up and took the microphone, wearing black jeans and a tight black shirt he was missing his regular overcoat. "Ladies, I'm just the warm up tonight. But don't worry, when this is all over I personally guarantee you'll all leave here with a smile." He nodded to the man behind the machine and music began to play. Spike starts singing.
Here she comes now singin' Mony Mony
Shoot 'em down turn around come on Mony
Hey she gives me love and I feel all right now
Come on you gotta toss and turn
And I feel all right, yeah I feel all right
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
While Spike sings he jumps off the stage and goes through the audience, smiling, winking and singing to the ladies, but avoiding the cult.
'Cause you make me feel
So good, so good, so good
So fine, so fine
It's all mine, well I feel all right
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Spike wanders over to the evil women of the story and gives them all a smoldering look.
Well you could shake it Mony Mony
Shot gun dead and I'll come on home yeah
Don't stop cookin' 'cause I feel all right now
Don't stop now, come on Mony
Come on yeah, I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
He goes over to Sean, who tries his best not to look at Spike.
'Cause you make me feel
So good, so good
Well I feel all right
You're so fine, you're so fine
You're, and I feel all right
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Spike goes over and sings to two dark haired guys and a redheaded woman at one table, and one of the guys openly feels him up.
I love you Mony mo-mo-mony
I love you Mony mo-mo-mony
I love you Mony mo-mo-mony sure I do
I love you Mony mo-mo-mony sure I do
I love you Mony mo-mo-mony sure I do
I love you Mony mo-mo-mony sure I do
I love you Mony mo-mo-mony sure I do
I love you Mony mo-mo-mony
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Feel all right, I said yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Spike tosses a quick wink at one cult member before heading back to the stage.
Wake it, shake it Mony Mony
Up down, turn around, come on Mony
Hey she give me love and I feel all right now
Don't stop now, come on Mony
Come on, I said yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Spike gets back on stage and danced with the microphone stand.
'Cause you make me feel
So good, so good, so good
Feel all right, all right
Well I feel all right
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ride your pony, ride your pony
Ride your pony, come on, come on
Mony Mony
Feel all right, I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Spike finishes up and takes a bow to much applause. "I'm just the warm up. Now, here are the main attraction. Let me now introduce some people who will sing a classic country song. Please put your hands together for Maxine, Alexis, Michelle and Kylie!"
At that time the guys came out from behind the curtain in full make up and wearing very trashy clothes, all stolen from their girlfriends. Each guy with wigs to match their girlfriends. It was an eerie sight, and then the music began as Spike went backstage.
The guys started singing, alternating lines back and forth and singing in a rather not horrible way.
Well, I raised in a sophisticated kind of style
Yeah, my taste in music and women drove my folks half wild
Mom and dad had a plan for me, it was debutantes and symphonies
But I like my music hot, I like my women wild
The guys all struck poses showcasing each other as they went into the chorus.
Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed
Too much lipstick and too much rouge
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused
And I like my women just a little on the trashy side
The guys kept singing and hamming it up, and started taking off their tops to reveal they were actually wearing bras as well. Three sets were padded, one naturally filled out. The girls at the back table were cursing while giggling, and comments of "That's my favorite top." "The bastard looks better in that than me." "I wonder if he'll do this for me at home." And "He looks like he's enjoying this a little too much." were heard.
Should've seen the looks on the faces of my dad and mom
When I showed up at the door with a date for the senior prom
They said, well, pardon us son, she ain't no kid
That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig
I said I know it dad, ain't she cool, that's the kind I dig
Alexis and Kylie both adjust their headlights and shook out their hair doing the Dolly Parton comment, getting death glares from a certain table.
Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed
Too much lipstick and too much rouge
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused
And I like my women just a little on the trashy side
Here all the guys turned their backs to the crowd, bent over and wiggled their butts back and forth in synch with each other as they pulled their skirts off to reveal tight panties. And even more cursing ensued, until the guys turned around and then their was a collective gasp from the audience.
I like 'em sweet, I like 'em with a heart of gold
Yeah and I like 'em brassy, I like 'em brazen and bold
Well, they say opposites attract, but I don't agree
I want a woman just as tacky as me
Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side
Each of them sang certain parts of this song. Maxine sang "I like 'em sweet." And Michelle sang "I like 'em with a heart of gold." Alexis sang "Yeah I like 'em brassy." and Kylie sang "I like 'em brazen and bold." Before they returned to singing all together and dancing cabaret style.
Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed
Too much lipstick and too much rouge
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused
And I like my women just a little on the trashy side
They finished up with a deep bow and linked arms smiling. They got a standing ovation, cat calls and several comments about how they filled out their panties. The guys all dropped their wigs and motioned for Spike to come out before the next song started. Then an older man in a suit of an odd materiel stepped on stage and waited. Diverging from how it's usually done, Spike took on one role while the others sang all the other parts. All except one.
Spike started.
It's astounding;
Time is fleeting;
Madness takes its toll.
But listen closely...
The guys sang together
Not for very much longer…
Spike again.
I've got to keep control.
I remember doing the time-warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me
All the guys.
And a void would be calling.
Everyone in the place together.
Let's do the time-warp again
Let's do the time-war
Older guy in the suit.
It's just a jump to the left.
Everyone singing and dancing together.
And then a step to the right.
Older guy again.
With your hands on your hips.
Everyone in the club is having a ball and singing and dancing along here.
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the time-warp again
Let's do the time-warp again
The guys on stage have their turn.
It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me, no, not at all
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intentions
Well secluded, I see all
Spike's up.
With a bit of a mind flip
All the guys.
You're into a time slip
Spike keeps having fun.
And nothing can ever be the same
All the guys in drag moving along.
You're spaced out on sensation
Spike smirks through everything.
Like you're under sedation
The place shakes with everyone.
Let's do the time-warp again
Let's do the time-warp again
The guys nudge Max forth and he sings the next part.
Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When this snake of a guy gave me an evil wink.
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a puckup truck, and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change.
Time meant nothing, never would again
Everyone goes crazy and sing.
Let's do the time-warp again
Let's do the time-warp again
The older man in a suit yanks it off and stands in a full black garter set, fully matching and does the next part while going along.
It's just a jump to the left
Place roars.
And a step to the right
The older man makes a good showing.
With your hands on your hips
No one in the place is sitting, everyone's up dancing and singing.
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the time-warp again
Let's do the time-warp again
Let's do the time-warp again
Let's do the time-warp again
Everyone just sings the rest of it.
It's just a jump to the left!!!
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips!
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the time-warp again
Let's do the time-warp again
Everyone goes crazy applauding and everyone takes a bow. The guys still in drag and older man walk off, and Spike tosses the guy a "Thanks Ripper." Before grabbing the mike. "Glad you're all having fun. Now while the guys get changed for their next performance, I'm going to sing a song for you ladies."
Well rock the cradle of love
Rock the cradle of love
Yes the cradle of love don't rock easily It's true
Well rock the cradle of love
I rocked the cradle of love
Yes the cradle of love don't rock easily It's true
Well now
It burned like a ball of fire
When the rebel took a little child bride
To tease yeah, so go easy yeah
Cause love cuts a million ways
Shakes the devil when he misbehaves
I ain't nobodies' fool
Come on shake it up
Whatever I do
Spike jumped down and sang to two of the cult members in the front row, one in a black cult shirt the other in a silver one. Giving them looks to melt icebergs.
Rock the cradle of love
Rock the cradle of love
Yes the cradle of love don't rock easily It's true
Sent from heaven above that's right
To rob the cradle of love
Yes the pages of don't talk decently It's true
Yeah flesh for your Romeo
Ah yeah baby
I hear you moan
It's easy y'know how to please me yeah
Spike gave each of the girls' hands a kiss and moved around behind them and sang in their ears.
This love starts a rollin' train
You can't stop it
It ain't in vain
I ain't nobody's fool
Come on shake it up
Whatever you do
These are the wages of love
Rock the cradle of love
These are the wages of love
Oh yeah
Rock the cradle
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Well it burned like a ball of fire
When the rebel took a little child bride
To tease yeah, I know how to please you yeah
Moving around front of the girls and giving each a kiss on the forehead, which causes them both to promptly swoon, Spike gets back up on stage.
Well my love starts a rollin train
You can't stop it
It ain't in vain
I ain't nobody's fool
Come on shake it up
Whatever I do
Rock the cradle of love
Rock the cradle of love
Sent from heaven above
That's right
To rock the cradle of love
Rock the cradle of love
Yeah cradle of love
That's me mama
I robbed the devil of love
All right
Cradle of love
If you tease me tonight
If you sleaze me all right
If you appease me tonight
And let me ease you
Cradle of love
Spike finished with a flurry and got thunderous applause and a couple of pairs panties thrown on him, and one pair of men's bikini briefs. He took a bow, and noticed the two girls were still unconscious, but their
friends were trying to wake them up.
"I'm going to take a minute now, we'll be back out for more in just a moment." Spike said, leaving all for a brief intermission.
Over at Sean's table a woman in a purple cult t-shirt sets down and speaks, "So, you enjoying the show?"
"Yeah."
"Okay, but are you *enjoying* the show?"
"Oh, no, no, oh no, nope."
"Ah, that's good."
"Um, is that your hand on my knee?"
"Sure is."
"Just checking, you doing anything later?"
"Do you count?"
And over at the girls' table, well, they're just discussing violent things to do to their boyfriends. Typical chick stuff.
But now, it's show time.
The guys walk back out onstage, all wearing tight leather like pants and sleeveless leather jackets with nothing underneath them, showing their bare chests. Spike puts the mike up and nods for them to start the next song and goes to stand with the others for their choreographed finale. The music starts and they began their dance number.
Step inside, walk this way
You and me babe. Hey, hey
Love is like a bomb baby, c'mon get it
Livin' like a lover with a radar phone
Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
Demolition woman, can I be your man?
Razzle 'n' dazzle 'n' flash a little light
Television lover baby, go all night
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little Miss ah Innocent, sugar me, yeah
Hey!
C'mon, take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it up.
The guys danced together and teased taking their jackets off, and shirt in Spike's case.
Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon fire me up
Pour your sugar on me
Oh, I can't get enough
I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet, yeah
The guys all yanked their tops off and flexed while dancing.
Listen! Red light, yellow light, green-a-light go!
Crazy little woman in a one man show
Mirror queen, mannequin, rhythm of love
Sweet dream, saccharine, loosen up
You gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a little
Tease a little more
Easy operator come knockin' on my door
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little Miss ah Innocent, sugar me, yeah
Take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it up.
Each of the guys suddenly produced a small champagne bottle, and popped the top and went along with the song. The women, and a couple of men, all went wild cheering and crowded around the stage. And four girls suddenly realized that their boyfriends were quite wanted, and they sure as hell were going to fight for them.
Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon fire me up
Pour your sugar on me
Oh, I can't get enough
I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet, yeah
The guys had a great deal of fun pouring the 'sugar' on themselves and they loved the roar of the crowd as they danced around like professionals.
You got the peaches, I got the cream
Sweet to taste, saccharine
'Cos I'm hot, say what, sticky sweet
From my head, my head, to my feet
Do you take sugar? One lump or two?
The guys had fun turning around, bending down and rotating for their gathered audience. They started thinking that this would make a nice career.
Take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it up
Pour some sugar on me
Ooh in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon fire me up
Pour your sugar on me
Oh, I can't get enough
Pour some sugar on me
Ooh in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me
Get it, come get it
Pour your sugar on me
Ooh
Pour some sugar on me
Yeah! Sugar me!
The guys ended on their knees at the edge of the stage letting the crowd grope them, wiping the champagne off. Max and Spike tended to be the ones getting mauled by the guys, and the girlfriends tried to fight their way to the front of the crowd.
Everyone got up and Spike grabbed the mike. "Well ladies and gentleman, it's been fun but that's all for tonight." When the crowd started yelling, demanding more, Spike started up again. "What, you're wanting more? You greedy people, okay. One last performance and that's it." All the guys were smiling about their success, and got set up to do one last song.
Meanwhile in the crowd the girls were all pissed at how everyone was fawning all over *their* men. It didn't help any when Isabel bumped into her mom, and was told by her mom "It's too bad he stopped on your birthday. I see why you like him dear." That had her freaked out.
She wasn't the only one, Liz's mother said much the same thing, though commented about how her daughter's boyfriend filled out Liz's bra better than she did.
Maria wasn't immune to this introduction of ickiness, her mom was there too and told her to hold on to Michael, and that she liked the way he wore her clothes.
Tess was taking a moment to thank the heavens that Nasedo was gone, as she didn't want to know what he would have said about her boyfriend. But her thoughts of safety were shattered when Amy said to her "Kyle's a good choice for you, and if he ages like his dad he'll be just as gorgeous when he's older. And it seems that *other* traits run in the family, you're a lucky one." Tess didn't appreciate that mental image of her semi-father.
They were all interrupted from their icky thoughts when a song started up, and Spike began to sing.
On the floor of Tokyo
Or the London town to go, go
With the record selection
And the mirror's reflection
I'm be dancing with myself.
The guys made a show of untying one leg of their leather pants, to tease the ladies.
When there's no one else in sight
In the crowded lonely night
Well I wait so long
For my love vibration
And I'm dancing with myself.
All the guys flash a little of their right leg, but stop and start untying the left leg as Spike managed to sing the song as well as unbutton his jeans, and tease them by lowering the zipper enough to flash the crowd the top of a pair of boxers.
Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Well there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove
I'll be dancing with myself
All untied the guys teased with the glimpses of their legs, making the ladies roar in approval.
If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing by myself
The guys turned their backs and yanked off the pants, showing their backsides fully, since they were wearing very tight thongs (same ones from earlier). Spike turned also and managed his jeans down, showing the back of a pair of black boxers.
So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself
The guys all turned around with a thrust, showing their, somewhat painfully filled out thongs. Thanks to the girls drugging them. Spike's boxers were revealed to have a picture and writing on them. A little yellow Smiley face with fangs and a trickle of blood from one of the fangs right in the center over the flap. To the left of the Smiley (his right) were the words "Don't Bite", and on the right of the Smiley (his left) were the words "Just Suck".
Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Well there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove
I'll be dancing with myself
They all moved closer to the edge of the stage, dancing independently of each other.
If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing by myself
They stayed back far enough that the crowd could only touch their feet and lower legs, and touch they did. It seemed to have become a frenzied place.
So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself
The girlfriends saw this, and Tess and Isabel were about ready to clear a path no matter what it took. They were getting very ticked.
Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
If I had a chance
I'd ask the world to dance
If I had a chance
I'd ask the world to dance
If I had a chance
I'd ask the world to dance
The crowd had been throwing money on stage all along, and there was quite a bit amassing there. They were tossing it on, and trying to get on stage just to touch the guys.
Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself
If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing by myself
A hair pulling match started among some of the women in the crowd, Alex and Michael leaned down to try and stop it but found themselves pulled into the throng of women and suddenly being groped extremely. And two very jealous girlfriends tried to fight her way through to them. Also a cult member wearing orange and groping anyone who came near kept yelling "Will you wear an Ewok suit and let me call you Wes?" Though no one had any clue who she was yelling at.
So let's sink another drink
'Cause it will give me time to think
If I had a chance
I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself
Kyle and Max managed to pull the other two from the crowd, but not before the women tried to keep hold of their thongs. So both the guys gave everyone a good flash of what they were packing. And thanks to the viagra, they were fully loaded.
Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
Spike finished the song, and all the guys took a bow and quickly went back stage. Their girlfriends tried to follow, but security stopped them.
Backstage the guys were laughing and congratulating each other on a well done show. Though they forgot about the champagne they'd poured on themselves earlier, and Alex slipped on a puddle and fell hard to the floor banging his head.
The guys rushed to his aide, and Max lifted his head and held up three fingers for Alex. "How many fingers Alex?"
Alex started speaking, "I'm a premature ejaculator. I didn't even get the condom on. It was 'cause of your sister's breasts. They're perky." When Max heard that, Alex lost consciousness when Max hit him. The other guys pulled him off.
"Max, dude, he was joking I'm sure. He's just having fun with you. Okay? Calm down." Kyle said holding him back.
"Really Max, dude, calm down. Now heal him up, okay? We need to get dressed and see the girls." Michael said, eager to see Maria. And you can guess a good bit of why he was eager.
After Max fixed him up, and apologized, to which Alex said it was no big deal and he'd explain about later, they went out the front to find their girlfriends, after the crowd had thinned down to it was just their girlfriends, Sean, one cult member in a black shirt who was talking with Spike, and two guys and a redhead. Though the one guy was trying to make the redhead and other guy leave. Kyle overheard some of what they were saying before they left.
"Can I just have the one, please? He's soooo cute."
"No Jack, he's underage. Let's go now."
"What about the older one, can I have him? What's the age of consent here?"
"It all says you're too old, now let's go."
"But Will…"
"No, none of that. Let's go. And Grace, don't even start."
"But the blonde guy."
"No Grace, let's go, now."
"Okay."
Isabel greeted Alex with a greet big kiss. Then she said, "Alex, if you ever strip again for anyone but me I'm going to cut you off forever, or maybe cut something else off forever. Do you understand?"
"Yes dear, but I was just doing what you said. But I don't feel like fighting, I seem to be a bit lightheaded. All the blood is gone from my head." Alex said, with his arm around his girlfriend.
"Are you okay? When did it start?" She said, actually concerned over her boyfriend.
"Just before the show, it was probably that drink we had before the show started. I probably shouldn't have drank Spike's drink too." Alex said as he and Isabel started leave, but she suddenly stopped.
"Wait, you drank two of those cups?" Isabel was getting a very devious, and graphic, idea.
"Yeah, why? Oh no, what did you all do to it?" Alex had a suddenly bad feeling about this.
"I'll tell you in the morning. My mom said before she left here that her and my dad were going to head out of town and I don't give a damn why but it's convenient. Alex, call your folks or whatever, because tonight you're staying at my house and your ass, and the rest of you, is mine. Do you understand?" Isabel's voice brooked no argument, and considering where all his blood was, the ideas his mind came up with suited him fine.
"Forget my parents, not like they're around. Let's go!" And with that, they disappeared. It was five days later before either of them was seen for a period of time longer than eating or using the bathroom. Next when seen, Alex looked like he'd lost weight and Isabel looked thoroughly ****ed and happy.
Liz and Max didn't talk too much, they met, hugged and kissed. Did some of that soul mate deep eye staring stuff, then Liz looked down at Max's bulge. He gulped. She licked her lips and grabbed him by some body part and let him out fast. There is an unconfirmed report that Liz has to buy a new telescope after that night.
Tess smiled at her boyfriend and gave him a deep kiss. "So stud, did you have fun up there?"
"Of course, and we just did what you wanted." Kyle said, giving a smile that'd, well, the reaction it causes isn't allowed to be said on this board really.
"So stud, want to go home and sleep the night off? Your dad will be with Amy tonight, so she said. We can have the night alone, get some sleep, make out, maybe do some other stuff…" Tess said with a smile that'd make a dead man st… anyway.
"Well Tess, I'd like to go home, but there's something I need to know first." Kyle said smiling a bit.
"What's that Buddha boy?" Tess said, again doing that smile which really, really should not be thought about while writing this as it's a distraction.
"Would you prefer to be conscious or unconscious during the mating? I would prefer conscious, but I don't know what your pleasure threshold is." Kyle said with a small smirk.
Tess' eyes lit up, she licked her lips and whispered in his ear "Let's try conscious first, if you're half as good as I suspect, I'll end up happily unconscious. But oh what a way to go."
With that, they ran, very out very fast and got home setting a new speed record.
Maria punched Michael in the stomach, then hugged and kissed him. "So Michael, did all those loud horny women, and a couple of men, make you want to have sex? Or did you stuff a champagne bottle in your pocket?"
"I'm 17, looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex. But you're much prettier than linoleum and you're who I thought of while I was up there." Michael said, being sweet and kissing Maria's neck.
"I guess that means you want to have sex, well, okay." Maria said, kissing Michael full on.
"Good," he said, before he threw her over his shoulder and ran out.
Spike was talking to the last of the Cult members, she was wearing a blue Cult shirt. "So, tell me about this Cult you're in."
"Oh, you know, the usual. Sacrifices, chocolate, sex with the High Priest, fantasy fulfillment. You know, the usual." She said, eying Spike up and down.
"Sounds nice, I think I'd like to meet the High Priest of yours. But what does it say about you having sex with others?" Spike said, checking the lady out.
"We can do it, if we want to. And looking at you, I'd say we should get out of here." She said, giving the look men really, really like to see.
"Far be it from me to disappoint a lady." And with that, they were gone.
Sean looked around and sighed. The guys had done what he'd told them to, they'd said the lines he'd asked and yet survived. Oh well, at least he'd gotten the woman in purple suitably drunk, so things were looking up for him.
A little Blue Smurf sat high in a corner, smoking a cigarette and smiling about tonight's events. It was good. And in just five days, the worlds of those individuals would be rocked to their core. The Smurf smiled and walked away with a video tape, and with the urge to see if Smurfette could work him in for a quickie.
(Author: There, now you can't speak can you?)
(Story: *muffled sounds*)
(Author: Good. We're almost done, just let this ride out. Hey, you might even enjoy the show.)
(Story: *muffled sounds, obviously curses*)
As everyone prepared in back, they all made sure everyone looked alright. Michael turned to Max and asked "That doesn't look right, they're looking too loose." He said referring to Max's underwear.
Max turned blood red and loudly (loud enough to be heard past the curtain and by everyone waiting on the show) said "A small penis is like a disability man! Would you laugh at someone in a wheelchair!"
Everyone then turned and looked at the furiously blushing Max and the dumbstruck Michael, who then had the mind to say "That's not what I'm talking about, you grabbed the wrong pair. I'm sure you're… all there."
"Oh." Was all Max said before he went back to put on the right clothes.
Outside there was much murmuring about who had a small penis. Liz, recognizing her boyfriends voice, was blushing. Isabel decided to block out what she heard, Maria snickered slightly and Tess couldn't help but say "Damn, if I'd known that I'd have backed off him ages ago." Sean, who had come in to watch the show chuckled.
"Okay, everything set to go? Spike, you ready to sing and open for us? We remember the plan?" Alex asked, looking about.
"Sure am Mates, and I know it too. So let's hit it. And I need to tell you, I've got a special guest to help us with the one act. Don't be surprised when he shows up." With that, Spike went to cue the announcer when the guys all noticed a not so small problem.
"Um, guys. Is anyone else having some … forward projection problems?" Kyle asked.
"What?" asked Michael.
"Am I the only one who is in an uncomfortable groin situation? It's like there's something wrong." Kyle said.
"It's not just you, I just didn't want to say anything." Max said.
"Same here, it's rather annoying." Michael said.
"Mine's so painful I can barely stand it, I'm scared I'll end up with morbid chronic tumescence." Alex said.
"End up with what?" Kyle asked.
"A terminal hard-on." Max said.
"I thought most had that possibility." Michael said laughing.
"It's not funny man, it hurts." Alex said.
"Look on the bright side," Kyle started, "at least you're sure to give the women a good show.
Meanwhile, outside, the Announcer a heavy set dark haired man who resembled a hedgehog spoke up looking out on the crowd of local girls, a trio at one table, a local guy and a large congregation of women from some Cult, wearing different colored shirts but with the same thing on them all, except names, on the front showing Smurfette holding chocolate and the words "Try Me You $@#%*!" and on the back saying their name and "Proud Member Of The Church Of The Chocolate PMS'ing Smurfs. You Got A &*@%ing Problem With That!?!?! I Didn't Think So!". Back to the announcer, "Ladies and Gentleman, tonight we have a redemption special. We'll have a karaoke and strip show tonight. They've worked it all out and are prepared to make a night of it. And don't worry ladies, I promise to keep my clothes on."
With that Spike walked up and took the microphone, wearing black jeans and a tight black shirt he was missing his regular overcoat. "Ladies, I'm just the warm up tonight. But don't worry, when this is all over I personally guarantee you'll all leave here with a smile." He nodded to the man behind the machine and music began to play. Spike starts singing.
Here she comes now singin' Mony Mony
Shoot 'em down turn around come on Mony
Hey she gives me love and I feel all right now
Come on you gotta toss and turn
And I feel all right, yeah I feel all right
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
While Spike sings he jumps off the stage and goes through the audience, smiling, winking and singing to the ladies, but avoiding the cult.
'Cause you make me feel
So good, so good, so good
So fine, so fine
It's all mine, well I feel all right
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Spike wanders over to the evil women of the story and gives them all a smoldering look.
Well you could shake it Mony Mony
Shot gun dead and I'll come on home yeah
Don't stop cookin' 'cause I feel all right now
Don't stop now, come on Mony
Come on yeah, I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
He goes over to Sean, who tries his best not to look at Spike.
'Cause you make me feel
So good, so good
Well I feel all right
You're so fine, you're so fine
You're, and I feel all right
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Spike goes over and sings to two dark haired guys and a redheaded woman at one table, and one of the guys openly feels him up.
I love you Mony mo-mo-mony
I love you Mony mo-mo-mony
I love you Mony mo-mo-mony sure I do
I love you Mony mo-mo-mony sure I do
I love you Mony mo-mo-mony sure I do
I love you Mony mo-mo-mony sure I do
I love you Mony mo-mo-mony sure I do
I love you Mony mo-mo-mony
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Feel all right, I said yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Spike tosses a quick wink at one cult member before heading back to the stage.
Wake it, shake it Mony Mony
Up down, turn around, come on Mony
Hey she give me love and I feel all right now
Don't stop now, come on Mony
Come on, I said yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Spike gets back on stage and danced with the microphone stand.
'Cause you make me feel
So good, so good, so good
Feel all right, all right
Well I feel all right
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ride your pony, ride your pony
Ride your pony, come on, come on
Mony Mony
Feel all right, I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Spike finishes up and takes a bow to much applause. "I'm just the warm up. Now, here are the main attraction. Let me now introduce some people who will sing a classic country song. Please put your hands together for Maxine, Alexis, Michelle and Kylie!"
At that time the guys came out from behind the curtain in full make up and wearing very trashy clothes, all stolen from their girlfriends. Each guy with wigs to match their girlfriends. It was an eerie sight, and then the music began as Spike went backstage.
The guys started singing, alternating lines back and forth and singing in a rather not horrible way.
Well, I raised in a sophisticated kind of style
Yeah, my taste in music and women drove my folks half wild
Mom and dad had a plan for me, it was debutantes and symphonies
But I like my music hot, I like my women wild
The guys all struck poses showcasing each other as they went into the chorus.
Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed
Too much lipstick and too much rouge
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused
And I like my women just a little on the trashy side
The guys kept singing and hamming it up, and started taking off their tops to reveal they were actually wearing bras as well. Three sets were padded, one naturally filled out. The girls at the back table were cursing while giggling, and comments of "That's my favorite top." "The bastard looks better in that than me." "I wonder if he'll do this for me at home." And "He looks like he's enjoying this a little too much." were heard.
Should've seen the looks on the faces of my dad and mom
When I showed up at the door with a date for the senior prom
They said, well, pardon us son, she ain't no kid
That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig
I said I know it dad, ain't she cool, that's the kind I dig
Alexis and Kylie both adjust their headlights and shook out their hair doing the Dolly Parton comment, getting death glares from a certain table.
Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed
Too much lipstick and too much rouge
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused
And I like my women just a little on the trashy side
Here all the guys turned their backs to the crowd, bent over and wiggled their butts back and forth in synch with each other as they pulled their skirts off to reveal tight panties. And even more cursing ensued, until the guys turned around and then their was a collective gasp from the audience.
I like 'em sweet, I like 'em with a heart of gold
Yeah and I like 'em brassy, I like 'em brazen and bold
Well, they say opposites attract, but I don't agree
I want a woman just as tacky as me
Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side
Each of them sang certain parts of this song. Maxine sang "I like 'em sweet." And Michelle sang "I like 'em with a heart of gold." Alexis sang "Yeah I like 'em brassy." and Kylie sang "I like 'em brazen and bold." Before they returned to singing all together and dancing cabaret style.
Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed
Too much lipstick and too much rouge
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused
And I like my women just a little on the trashy side
They finished up with a deep bow and linked arms smiling. They got a standing ovation, cat calls and several comments about how they filled out their panties. The guys all dropped their wigs and motioned for Spike to come out before the next song started. Then an older man in a suit of an odd materiel stepped on stage and waited. Diverging from how it's usually done, Spike took on one role while the others sang all the other parts. All except one.
Spike started.
It's astounding;
Time is fleeting;
Madness takes its toll.
But listen closely...
The guys sang together
Not for very much longer…
Spike again.
I've got to keep control.
I remember doing the time-warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me
All the guys.
And a void would be calling.
Everyone in the place together.
Let's do the time-warp again
Let's do the time-war
Older guy in the suit.
It's just a jump to the left.
Everyone singing and dancing together.
And then a step to the right.
Older guy again.
With your hands on your hips.
Everyone in the club is having a ball and singing and dancing along here.
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the time-warp again
Let's do the time-warp again
The guys on stage have their turn.
It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me, no, not at all
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intentions
Well secluded, I see all
Spike's up.
With a bit of a mind flip
All the guys.
You're into a time slip
Spike keeps having fun.
And nothing can ever be the same
All the guys in drag moving along.
You're spaced out on sensation
Spike smirks through everything.
Like you're under sedation
The place shakes with everyone.
Let's do the time-warp again
Let's do the time-warp again
The guys nudge Max forth and he sings the next part.
Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When this snake of a guy gave me an evil wink.
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a puckup truck, and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change.
Time meant nothing, never would again
Everyone goes crazy and sing.
Let's do the time-warp again
Let's do the time-warp again
The older man in a suit yanks it off and stands in a full black garter set, fully matching and does the next part while going along.
It's just a jump to the left
Place roars.
And a step to the right
The older man makes a good showing.
With your hands on your hips
No one in the place is sitting, everyone's up dancing and singing.
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the time-warp again
Let's do the time-warp again
Let's do the time-warp again
Let's do the time-warp again
Everyone just sings the rest of it.
It's just a jump to the left!!!
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips!
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the time-warp again
Let's do the time-warp again
Everyone goes crazy applauding and everyone takes a bow. The guys still in drag and older man walk off, and Spike tosses the guy a "Thanks Ripper." Before grabbing the mike. "Glad you're all having fun. Now while the guys get changed for their next performance, I'm going to sing a song for you ladies."
Well rock the cradle of love
Rock the cradle of love
Yes the cradle of love don't rock easily It's true
Well rock the cradle of love
I rocked the cradle of love
Yes the cradle of love don't rock easily It's true
Well now
It burned like a ball of fire
When the rebel took a little child bride
To tease yeah, so go easy yeah
Cause love cuts a million ways
Shakes the devil when he misbehaves
I ain't nobodies' fool
Come on shake it up
Whatever I do
Spike jumped down and sang to two of the cult members in the front row, one in a black cult shirt the other in a silver one. Giving them looks to melt icebergs.
Rock the cradle of love
Rock the cradle of love
Yes the cradle of love don't rock easily It's true
Sent from heaven above that's right
To rob the cradle of love
Yes the pages of don't talk decently It's true
Yeah flesh for your Romeo
Ah yeah baby
I hear you moan
It's easy y'know how to please me yeah
Spike gave each of the girls' hands a kiss and moved around behind them and sang in their ears.
This love starts a rollin' train
You can't stop it
It ain't in vain
I ain't nobody's fool
Come on shake it up
Whatever you do
These are the wages of love
Rock the cradle of love
These are the wages of love
Oh yeah
Rock the cradle
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Well it burned like a ball of fire
When the rebel took a little child bride
To tease yeah, I know how to please you yeah
Moving around front of the girls and giving each a kiss on the forehead, which causes them both to promptly swoon, Spike gets back up on stage.
Well my love starts a rollin train
You can't stop it
It ain't in vain
I ain't nobody's fool
Come on shake it up
Whatever I do
Rock the cradle of love
Rock the cradle of love
Sent from heaven above
That's right
To rock the cradle of love
Rock the cradle of love
Yeah cradle of love
That's me mama
I robbed the devil of love
All right
Cradle of love
If you tease me tonight
If you sleaze me all right
If you appease me tonight
And let me ease you
Cradle of love
Spike finished with a flurry and got thunderous applause and a couple of pairs panties thrown on him, and one pair of men's bikini briefs. He took a bow, and noticed the two girls were still unconscious, but their
friends were trying to wake them up.
"I'm going to take a minute now, we'll be back out for more in just a moment." Spike said, leaving all for a brief intermission.
Over at Sean's table a woman in a purple cult t-shirt sets down and speaks, "So, you enjoying the show?"
"Yeah."
"Okay, but are you *enjoying* the show?"
"Oh, no, no, oh no, nope."
"Ah, that's good."
"Um, is that your hand on my knee?"
"Sure is."
"Just checking, you doing anything later?"
"Do you count?"
And over at the girls' table, well, they're just discussing violent things to do to their boyfriends. Typical chick stuff.
But now, it's show time.
The guys walk back out onstage, all wearing tight leather like pants and sleeveless leather jackets with nothing underneath them, showing their bare chests. Spike puts the mike up and nods for them to start the next song and goes to stand with the others for their choreographed finale. The music starts and they began their dance number.
Step inside, walk this way
You and me babe. Hey, hey
Love is like a bomb baby, c'mon get it
Livin' like a lover with a radar phone
Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
Demolition woman, can I be your man?
Razzle 'n' dazzle 'n' flash a little light
Television lover baby, go all night
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little Miss ah Innocent, sugar me, yeah
Hey!
C'mon, take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it up.
The guys danced together and teased taking their jackets off, and shirt in Spike's case.
Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon fire me up
Pour your sugar on me
Oh, I can't get enough
I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet, yeah
The guys all yanked their tops off and flexed while dancing.
Listen! Red light, yellow light, green-a-light go!
Crazy little woman in a one man show
Mirror queen, mannequin, rhythm of love
Sweet dream, saccharine, loosen up
You gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a little
Tease a little more
Easy operator come knockin' on my door
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little Miss ah Innocent, sugar me, yeah
Take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it up.
Each of the guys suddenly produced a small champagne bottle, and popped the top and went along with the song. The women, and a couple of men, all went wild cheering and crowded around the stage. And four girls suddenly realized that their boyfriends were quite wanted, and they sure as hell were going to fight for them.
Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon fire me up
Pour your sugar on me
Oh, I can't get enough
I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet, yeah
The guys had a great deal of fun pouring the 'sugar' on themselves and they loved the roar of the crowd as they danced around like professionals.
You got the peaches, I got the cream
Sweet to taste, saccharine
'Cos I'm hot, say what, sticky sweet
From my head, my head, to my feet
Do you take sugar? One lump or two?
The guys had fun turning around, bending down and rotating for their gathered audience. They started thinking that this would make a nice career.
Take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it up
Pour some sugar on me
Ooh in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon fire me up
Pour your sugar on me
Oh, I can't get enough
Pour some sugar on me
Ooh in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me
Get it, come get it
Pour your sugar on me
Ooh
Pour some sugar on me
Yeah! Sugar me!
The guys ended on their knees at the edge of the stage letting the crowd grope them, wiping the champagne off. Max and Spike tended to be the ones getting mauled by the guys, and the girlfriends tried to fight their way to the front of the crowd.
Everyone got up and Spike grabbed the mike. "Well ladies and gentleman, it's been fun but that's all for tonight." When the crowd started yelling, demanding more, Spike started up again. "What, you're wanting more? You greedy people, okay. One last performance and that's it." All the guys were smiling about their success, and got set up to do one last song.
Meanwhile in the crowd the girls were all pissed at how everyone was fawning all over *their* men. It didn't help any when Isabel bumped into her mom, and was told by her mom "It's too bad he stopped on your birthday. I see why you like him dear." That had her freaked out.
She wasn't the only one, Liz's mother said much the same thing, though commented about how her daughter's boyfriend filled out Liz's bra better than she did.
Maria wasn't immune to this introduction of ickiness, her mom was there too and told her to hold on to Michael, and that she liked the way he wore her clothes.
Tess was taking a moment to thank the heavens that Nasedo was gone, as she didn't want to know what he would have said about her boyfriend. But her thoughts of safety were shattered when Amy said to her "Kyle's a good choice for you, and if he ages like his dad he'll be just as gorgeous when he's older. And it seems that *other* traits run in the family, you're a lucky one." Tess didn't appreciate that mental image of her semi-father.
They were all interrupted from their icky thoughts when a song started up, and Spike began to sing.
On the floor of Tokyo
Or the London town to go, go
With the record selection
And the mirror's reflection
I'm be dancing with myself.
The guys made a show of untying one leg of their leather pants, to tease the ladies.
When there's no one else in sight
In the crowded lonely night
Well I wait so long
For my love vibration
And I'm dancing with myself.
All the guys flash a little of their right leg, but stop and start untying the left leg as Spike managed to sing the song as well as unbutton his jeans, and tease them by lowering the zipper enough to flash the crowd the top of a pair of boxers.
Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Well there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove
I'll be dancing with myself
All untied the guys teased with the glimpses of their legs, making the ladies roar in approval.
If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing by myself
The guys turned their backs and yanked off the pants, showing their backsides fully, since they were wearing very tight thongs (same ones from earlier). Spike turned also and managed his jeans down, showing the back of a pair of black boxers.
So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself
The guys all turned around with a thrust, showing their, somewhat painfully filled out thongs. Thanks to the girls drugging them. Spike's boxers were revealed to have a picture and writing on them. A little yellow Smiley face with fangs and a trickle of blood from one of the fangs right in the center over the flap. To the left of the Smiley (his right) were the words "Don't Bite", and on the right of the Smiley (his left) were the words "Just Suck".
Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Well there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove
I'll be dancing with myself
They all moved closer to the edge of the stage, dancing independently of each other.
If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing by myself
They stayed back far enough that the crowd could only touch their feet and lower legs, and touch they did. It seemed to have become a frenzied place.
So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself
The girlfriends saw this, and Tess and Isabel were about ready to clear a path no matter what it took. They were getting very ticked.
Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
If I had a chance
I'd ask the world to dance
If I had a chance
I'd ask the world to dance
If I had a chance
I'd ask the world to dance
The crowd had been throwing money on stage all along, and there was quite a bit amassing there. They were tossing it on, and trying to get on stage just to touch the guys.
Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself
If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing by myself
A hair pulling match started among some of the women in the crowd, Alex and Michael leaned down to try and stop it but found themselves pulled into the throng of women and suddenly being groped extremely. And two very jealous girlfriends tried to fight her way through to them. Also a cult member wearing orange and groping anyone who came near kept yelling "Will you wear an Ewok suit and let me call you Wes?" Though no one had any clue who she was yelling at.
So let's sink another drink
'Cause it will give me time to think
If I had a chance
I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself
Kyle and Max managed to pull the other two from the crowd, but not before the women tried to keep hold of their thongs. So both the guys gave everyone a good flash of what they were packing. And thanks to the viagra, they were fully loaded.
Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
Spike finished the song, and all the guys took a bow and quickly went back stage. Their girlfriends tried to follow, but security stopped them.
Backstage the guys were laughing and congratulating each other on a well done show. Though they forgot about the champagne they'd poured on themselves earlier, and Alex slipped on a puddle and fell hard to the floor banging his head.
The guys rushed to his aide, and Max lifted his head and held up three fingers for Alex. "How many fingers Alex?"
Alex started speaking, "I'm a premature ejaculator. I didn't even get the condom on. It was 'cause of your sister's breasts. They're perky." When Max heard that, Alex lost consciousness when Max hit him. The other guys pulled him off.
"Max, dude, he was joking I'm sure. He's just having fun with you. Okay? Calm down." Kyle said holding him back.
"Really Max, dude, calm down. Now heal him up, okay? We need to get dressed and see the girls." Michael said, eager to see Maria. And you can guess a good bit of why he was eager.
After Max fixed him up, and apologized, to which Alex said it was no big deal and he'd explain about later, they went out the front to find their girlfriends, after the crowd had thinned down to it was just their girlfriends, Sean, one cult member in a black shirt who was talking with Spike, and two guys and a redhead. Though the one guy was trying to make the redhead and other guy leave. Kyle overheard some of what they were saying before they left.
"Can I just have the one, please? He's soooo cute."
"No Jack, he's underage. Let's go now."
"What about the older one, can I have him? What's the age of consent here?"
"It all says you're too old, now let's go."
"But Will…"
"No, none of that. Let's go. And Grace, don't even start."
"But the blonde guy."
"No Grace, let's go, now."
"Okay."
Isabel greeted Alex with a greet big kiss. Then she said, "Alex, if you ever strip again for anyone but me I'm going to cut you off forever, or maybe cut something else off forever. Do you understand?"
"Yes dear, but I was just doing what you said. But I don't feel like fighting, I seem to be a bit lightheaded. All the blood is gone from my head." Alex said, with his arm around his girlfriend.
"Are you okay? When did it start?" She said, actually concerned over her boyfriend.
"Just before the show, it was probably that drink we had before the show started. I probably shouldn't have drank Spike's drink too." Alex said as he and Isabel started leave, but she suddenly stopped.
"Wait, you drank two of those cups?" Isabel was getting a very devious, and graphic, idea.
"Yeah, why? Oh no, what did you all do to it?" Alex had a suddenly bad feeling about this.
"I'll tell you in the morning. My mom said before she left here that her and my dad were going to head out of town and I don't give a damn why but it's convenient. Alex, call your folks or whatever, because tonight you're staying at my house and your ass, and the rest of you, is mine. Do you understand?" Isabel's voice brooked no argument, and considering where all his blood was, the ideas his mind came up with suited him fine.
"Forget my parents, not like they're around. Let's go!" And with that, they disappeared. It was five days later before either of them was seen for a period of time longer than eating or using the bathroom. Next when seen, Alex looked like he'd lost weight and Isabel looked thoroughly ****ed and happy.
Liz and Max didn't talk too much, they met, hugged and kissed. Did some of that soul mate deep eye staring stuff, then Liz looked down at Max's bulge. He gulped. She licked her lips and grabbed him by some body part and let him out fast. There is an unconfirmed report that Liz has to buy a new telescope after that night.
Tess smiled at her boyfriend and gave him a deep kiss. "So stud, did you have fun up there?"
"Of course, and we just did what you wanted." Kyle said, giving a smile that'd, well, the reaction it causes isn't allowed to be said on this board really.
"So stud, want to go home and sleep the night off? Your dad will be with Amy tonight, so she said. We can have the night alone, get some sleep, make out, maybe do some other stuff…" Tess said with a smile that'd make a dead man st… anyway.
"Well Tess, I'd like to go home, but there's something I need to know first." Kyle said smiling a bit.
"What's that Buddha boy?" Tess said, again doing that smile which really, really should not be thought about while writing this as it's a distraction.
"Would you prefer to be conscious or unconscious during the mating? I would prefer conscious, but I don't know what your pleasure threshold is." Kyle said with a small smirk.
Tess' eyes lit up, she licked her lips and whispered in his ear "Let's try conscious first, if you're half as good as I suspect, I'll end up happily unconscious. But oh what a way to go."
With that, they ran, very out very fast and got home setting a new speed record.
Maria punched Michael in the stomach, then hugged and kissed him. "So Michael, did all those loud horny women, and a couple of men, make you want to have sex? Or did you stuff a champagne bottle in your pocket?"
"I'm 17, looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex. But you're much prettier than linoleum and you're who I thought of while I was up there." Michael said, being sweet and kissing Maria's neck.
"I guess that means you want to have sex, well, okay." Maria said, kissing Michael full on.
"Good," he said, before he threw her over his shoulder and ran out.
Spike was talking to the last of the Cult members, she was wearing a blue Cult shirt. "So, tell me about this Cult you're in."
"Oh, you know, the usual. Sacrifices, chocolate, sex with the High Priest, fantasy fulfillment. You know, the usual." She said, eying Spike up and down.
"Sounds nice, I think I'd like to meet the High Priest of yours. But what does it say about you having sex with others?" Spike said, checking the lady out.
"We can do it, if we want to. And looking at you, I'd say we should get out of here." She said, giving the look men really, really like to see.
"Far be it from me to disappoint a lady." And with that, they were gone.
Sean looked around and sighed. The guys had done what he'd told them to, they'd said the lines he'd asked and yet survived. Oh well, at least he'd gotten the woman in purple suitably drunk, so things were looking up for him.
A little Blue Smurf sat high in a corner, smoking a cigarette and smiling about tonight's events. It was good. And in just five days, the worlds of those individuals would be rocked to their core. The Smurf smiled and walked away with a video tape, and with the urge to see if Smurfette could work him in for a quickie.