The Final Interlude
Max: Is it over yet?
Michael: I think so, I think most of the followers have bailed.
Kyle: Why couldn't they have done that at the beginning? Why?
Alex: Maybe it takes awhile for the Author to become annoying enough to drive people off, we were affected faster because we spend more time around him. Since he's writing things about us in his head.
Spike: I don't give a damn right now, he gives me a chance to get laid but now he's saying I don't. So I want to know why I don't.
Kyle: Don't you love Buffy though?
Michael: Yeah, wouldn't that be cheating?
Spike: It's not cheating in a fanfic. I just know he's going to try and emasculate me somehow. Say I was impotent or something.
Max: Hey, we've all been there.
Pregnant Pause As Everyone Looks At Him
Max: I mean being tormented by the Author, sheesh.
Alex: That is true. But luckily, after the next part, it will be all over.
Michael: And then we get a sequel, whoopee.
Spike: I doubt there will be a sequel, I think all his cult followers have defected to that Fooism thing.
Kyle: Oh we could only be so lucky.
Alex: No, no. After the next part, my ally and I will put an end to it. There will be about as much a chance of a sequel as there is that the WB will actually be glad it lost Buffy and Roswell.
Spike: And just how are you going to end it?
Alex: I can't give details in case the Author is listening. But I'll introduce you to my ally, though we have to use codenames.
Alex Looks Around Then Speaks To The Ceiling
Alex: HAL, come in, this is Dave.
HAL: Hello Dave.
Spike: Man, I just got a bad feeling about this.
Alex: It's not like that. HAL, is everything set up to take out the Author?
HAL: Yes Dave, all parts of the plan are ready to be acted upon at your wish.
Max: Who is HAL?
Kyle: I'm picking up some Space Odyssey here.
Michael: HAL, how are we going to take out the Author?
HAL: I cannot speak on that matter at this moment, the Author may be listening.
Alex: That's okay HAL, I know the plan. I'll be seeing you soon, okay?
HAL: Yes. Goodbye Dave.
Kyle: Well, this is unnerving. You sure we can trust HAL?
Alex: I'm sure.
Max: And this will really work?
Alex: I know it will.
Michael: And then we can kick the Author's ass?
Alex: Oh yeah.
Spike: Well, this is a first, but I wish the Author would hurry with the next part. There are some things I need to do in the real world.
Alex: I know. All in favor of working with the Author to get the next part done soon say "aye".
Michael: Aye.
Kyle: Aye.
Spike: Aye.
Max: Bloody aye.
Spike: Max, if you ever, EVER say "bloody aye" around me again, I will take a fork and show you a "bloody eye", is that understood?
Max: Aye.
Spike: Good.
Max Speaks Under His Breath: Bloody aye.
Spike: I heard that, okay, that's it Mate, now you die.
Max: Sorry, sorry. Besides, you can't kill me. You're chipped.
Spike: Let me try it,
Spike Begins To Choke Max
Michael: Uh, shouldn't that chip be stopping him from killing Max?
Alex: You'd think it would.
Kyle: Maybe it's where he's an alien. You know, he can't kill humans.
Spike: I was hoping that was the case.
Max Makes Choking Sounds While Being Strangled
Michael: I thought it was decided we were alien souls put into a future evolvement of humans, did the story change?
Spike Grabs His Head In Pain When Michael Says They Are Advanced Humans
Spike: Dammit, ouch.
Alex: No, I'm pretty sure you're aliens, you just look like humans. The blood is different, remember?
Spike Resumes Choking Max At This
Kyle: Might be either, but I've got an idea. He's human.
Spike Stops And Grabs His Head
Kyle: No, he's alien.
Spike Resumes Choking Max
Kyle: Human.
Spike Grabs His Head
Kyle: Alien.
Spike Starts Choking Max Again.
Kyle: Dude's, it's like a demented version of the clapper. Clap on, human.
Spike Stops
Kyle: Clap off, alien.
Spike Resumes
Kyle: Clap On, Clap Off, The Clapper.
Spike Stops And Approaches Kyle
Kyle: I'm human, might have some alien genes in me, but I'm human, you can't hurt me.
Spike: This will hurt me, as much as it hurts you, I hopefully not though.
Spike Punches Kyle Then Grabs His Head
Max Starts Laughing: Serves you right.
Alex And Michael Look At Each Other
Alex: It's like the Three Stooges combined with Bart and Homer.
Michael: I know, I was thinking the same. Max's eyes were bulging out. Most fun I've had in awhile.
Max Speaks With Raspy Voice: Thank you both for your concern, I hope one day someone probes your ass with a cannon.
Spike Sings: We fired our cannon til the barrel melted down. So we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round. We filled his head with cannon balls and powdered his behind and when we touched the powder off, the gator lost his mind.
Alex: That was certainly special.
Michael: Is Kyle dead?
Spike: I didn't hit him that hard, he's just unconscious.
Max: Well then, I have an idea. Hold on.
Max Leaves Then Returns With A Bag
Max: You guys ever seen the movie "Detroit Rock City"?
Moments Later Kyle Wakes Up
Kyle: Ugh, man, what hit me?
Spike: I did.
Kyle: Oh. What's wrong with my face.
Michael: Nothing much more than usual.
Kyle: Hah hah.
Alex Hands Kyle A Mirror: Here ya go.
Kyle: Whoa, I look like Gene! I love Gene! This is so cool.
Max: We put that on you to cover up what Spike did. Something odd happened when he hit you.
Kyle: What do you mean?
Alex: Did you watch that old tv show "V"?
Kyle: I think I remember it…
Kyle Begins Rubbing The KISS Make-Up Off.. And Sees Underneath A Face And Head Of A Little Green Alien
Kyle: Wha… wha…?
Spike: When I hit you, your mask ripped. It seems you're actually completely an alien, and I can kill you now.
Kyle: But, I'm human. I mean, I am.
Michael: We all saw it happen man, you're one of us. Or, maybe not one of us.
Alex: I guess I'm the last of the humans. Cool.
Kyle Starts Crying Then Passes Out.
Alex: That was fun, but we weren't too cruel were we?
Other Guys: Nah.
Michael: So Max, when you going to change him back?
Max: Who said I would?
Spike: You have promise for the side of evil, you know that?
Max: Thanks, I think.
Spike: Want to be the first ever alien vampire…?
Max: Is it over yet?
Michael: I think so, I think most of the followers have bailed.
Kyle: Why couldn't they have done that at the beginning? Why?
Alex: Maybe it takes awhile for the Author to become annoying enough to drive people off, we were affected faster because we spend more time around him. Since he's writing things about us in his head.
Spike: I don't give a damn right now, he gives me a chance to get laid but now he's saying I don't. So I want to know why I don't.
Kyle: Don't you love Buffy though?
Michael: Yeah, wouldn't that be cheating?
Spike: It's not cheating in a fanfic. I just know he's going to try and emasculate me somehow. Say I was impotent or something.
Max: Hey, we've all been there.
Pregnant Pause As Everyone Looks At Him
Max: I mean being tormented by the Author, sheesh.
Alex: That is true. But luckily, after the next part, it will be all over.
Michael: And then we get a sequel, whoopee.
Spike: I doubt there will be a sequel, I think all his cult followers have defected to that Fooism thing.
Kyle: Oh we could only be so lucky.
Alex: No, no. After the next part, my ally and I will put an end to it. There will be about as much a chance of a sequel as there is that the WB will actually be glad it lost Buffy and Roswell.
Spike: And just how are you going to end it?
Alex: I can't give details in case the Author is listening. But I'll introduce you to my ally, though we have to use codenames.
Alex Looks Around Then Speaks To The Ceiling
Alex: HAL, come in, this is Dave.
HAL: Hello Dave.
Spike: Man, I just got a bad feeling about this.
Alex: It's not like that. HAL, is everything set up to take out the Author?
HAL: Yes Dave, all parts of the plan are ready to be acted upon at your wish.
Max: Who is HAL?
Kyle: I'm picking up some Space Odyssey here.
Michael: HAL, how are we going to take out the Author?
HAL: I cannot speak on that matter at this moment, the Author may be listening.
Alex: That's okay HAL, I know the plan. I'll be seeing you soon, okay?
HAL: Yes. Goodbye Dave.
Kyle: Well, this is unnerving. You sure we can trust HAL?
Alex: I'm sure.
Max: And this will really work?
Alex: I know it will.
Michael: And then we can kick the Author's ass?
Alex: Oh yeah.
Spike: Well, this is a first, but I wish the Author would hurry with the next part. There are some things I need to do in the real world.
Alex: I know. All in favor of working with the Author to get the next part done soon say "aye".
Michael: Aye.
Kyle: Aye.
Spike: Aye.
Max: Bloody aye.
Spike: Max, if you ever, EVER say "bloody aye" around me again, I will take a fork and show you a "bloody eye", is that understood?
Max: Aye.
Spike: Good.
Max Speaks Under His Breath: Bloody aye.
Spike: I heard that, okay, that's it Mate, now you die.
Max: Sorry, sorry. Besides, you can't kill me. You're chipped.
Spike: Let me try it,
Spike Begins To Choke Max
Michael: Uh, shouldn't that chip be stopping him from killing Max?
Alex: You'd think it would.
Kyle: Maybe it's where he's an alien. You know, he can't kill humans.
Spike: I was hoping that was the case.
Max Makes Choking Sounds While Being Strangled
Michael: I thought it was decided we were alien souls put into a future evolvement of humans, did the story change?
Spike Grabs His Head In Pain When Michael Says They Are Advanced Humans
Spike: Dammit, ouch.
Alex: No, I'm pretty sure you're aliens, you just look like humans. The blood is different, remember?
Spike Resumes Choking Max At This
Kyle: Might be either, but I've got an idea. He's human.
Spike Stops And Grabs His Head
Kyle: No, he's alien.
Spike Resumes Choking Max
Kyle: Human.
Spike Grabs His Head
Kyle: Alien.
Spike Starts Choking Max Again.
Kyle: Dude's, it's like a demented version of the clapper. Clap on, human.
Spike Stops
Kyle: Clap off, alien.
Spike Resumes
Kyle: Clap On, Clap Off, The Clapper.
Spike Stops And Approaches Kyle
Kyle: I'm human, might have some alien genes in me, but I'm human, you can't hurt me.
Spike: This will hurt me, as much as it hurts you, I hopefully not though.
Spike Punches Kyle Then Grabs His Head
Max Starts Laughing: Serves you right.
Alex And Michael Look At Each Other
Alex: It's like the Three Stooges combined with Bart and Homer.
Michael: I know, I was thinking the same. Max's eyes were bulging out. Most fun I've had in awhile.
Max Speaks With Raspy Voice: Thank you both for your concern, I hope one day someone probes your ass with a cannon.
Spike Sings: We fired our cannon til the barrel melted down. So we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round. We filled his head with cannon balls and powdered his behind and when we touched the powder off, the gator lost his mind.
Alex: That was certainly special.
Michael: Is Kyle dead?
Spike: I didn't hit him that hard, he's just unconscious.
Max: Well then, I have an idea. Hold on.
Max Leaves Then Returns With A Bag
Max: You guys ever seen the movie "Detroit Rock City"?
Moments Later Kyle Wakes Up
Kyle: Ugh, man, what hit me?
Spike: I did.
Kyle: Oh. What's wrong with my face.
Michael: Nothing much more than usual.
Kyle: Hah hah.
Alex Hands Kyle A Mirror: Here ya go.
Kyle: Whoa, I look like Gene! I love Gene! This is so cool.
Max: We put that on you to cover up what Spike did. Something odd happened when he hit you.
Kyle: What do you mean?
Alex: Did you watch that old tv show "V"?
Kyle: I think I remember it…
Kyle Begins Rubbing The KISS Make-Up Off.. And Sees Underneath A Face And Head Of A Little Green Alien
Kyle: Wha… wha…?
Spike: When I hit you, your mask ripped. It seems you're actually completely an alien, and I can kill you now.
Kyle: But, I'm human. I mean, I am.
Michael: We all saw it happen man, you're one of us. Or, maybe not one of us.
Alex: I guess I'm the last of the humans. Cool.
Kyle Starts Crying Then Passes Out.
Alex: That was fun, but we weren't too cruel were we?
Other Guys: Nah.
Michael: So Max, when you going to change him back?
Max: Who said I would?
Spike: You have promise for the side of evil, you know that?
Max: Thanks, I think.
Spike: Want to be the first ever alien vampire…?