Over A Month Later Alex (via cell phone), Kyle, Michael, Max & Spike All Meet In Salt Lake City, Utah
Michael: Why the hell are we meeting in this city? And where the hell is Alex?
Spike: Because no one with a right mind comes here voluntarily, so no one would think to look for us here.
Alex: Why would people be looking for us. And I'm busy with stuff on the East coast.
Spike: Well, maybe some of us had a bit too much fun in this world.
Max: I had some fun, but overall this world isn't much different than ours'. Though I did see what they showed about us here. It's disturbing.
Kyle: Oh shut up, you're the lead character here. I'm shuffled off the side and barely seen. But I have a loyal following of fans.
Alex: Me too, even after death women love me. I got online, and there are so many resurrection fics based around me. They like me, they really like me.
Michael: Well, I went to meet the guy who plays me, but he was out… but I met his "friend". *cough*
Spike: Doesn't his "friend" play Maria, your girlfriend?
Michael: Yep.
Kyle: Michael, you didn't…
Michael: It's not cheating if it's an alternate universe version of your girlfriend who is the one who is your double's ex-girlfriend and who plays his girlfriend when he's playing you where she looks just like your real girlfriend.
Guys: Huh?
Michael: I've spent time thinking up a good excuse.
Alex: I mainly just hit the 'net here, downloaded some pictures for us all. Got a few gig of goodies for us. And yes, I have ones for you.
Kyle: Awesome, you truly are my hero.
Max: Well, this is all good, but I think we should start thinking of going back.
Michael: But that involves getting the Author back in control, and I sure as hell don't want that. Who knows what the Story had been doing to him while we've been away. Though since I kicked my double's ass, I probably should go.
*Group Imagines Same Scenario*
Story: Does Author want a piece of pizza? It's got lots of cheese. Well does the Author? If the Author does, then BEG YOU B**CH, BEG YOU LITTLE DOGGIE. Don't you want your pizza? Or are you wanting another… "treatment". *whip cracks*
Author: *whimpers around his gag*
*Fade Back To The Guys*
Spike: I'm not fond of what the Author may do to us either, but, I really need to get off this world. The Government is after me.
Max: This plot sounds familiar.
Kyle: What'd you do?
Spike: You know how the President has those daughters?
Guys: Uh huh.
Spike: Well, I kind of, well, I, ate… um…
Max: Spike! You ate the Presidents' daughter?
Spike: Well, yeah.
Alex: Oh man, wait, I thought you couldn't hurt humans with that chip in your head.
Spike: I can't.
Michael: Then how'd you ea… You didn't!
Kyle: Spike, you are so the man. You ****** the President's daughter? Wait, which one?
Spike: Actually, it wasn't just one of them…
Max: YOU ****** THE PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTERS?
Spike: They were fans, I was touring the country and "giving back" to my fans, and… well, I was very polite to them when they approached me.
Alex: Oh man, and they told their dad what happened?
Spike: No… somehow the video got out and on the internet…
Kyle: Video? Do you have a copy?
Max: Stow it Kyle, we have to get out of here. If they come down on Spike, they might get us too.
Michael: Man, that means we have to go get the Author. I hope it was worth it Spike.
Spike: They're twins, do you really have to ask? I'm just glad I could out run Mary-Kate and Ashley, those two came after me with a vengeance. I'd rather face down a pissed off PMS'ing slayer than those two horny.
Alex: I don't think I want details on that. But you went around the country and…
Spike: Basically I screwed all the fans who wanted me. Which was a lot, though a few hundred angry boyfriends/husbands/fathers/girlfriends came after me for what all I did. But still, it was worth it.
Kyle: How many fans?
Spike: I set a new record, and unlike Chamberlain, I didn't wilt.
Over A Month Later Alex (via cell phone), Kyle, Michael, Max & Spike All Meet In Salt Lake City, Utah
Michael: Why the hell are we meeting in this city? And where the hell is Alex?
Spike: Because no one with a right mind comes here voluntarily, so no one would think to look for us here.
Alex: Why would people be looking for us. And I'm busy with stuff on the East coast.
Spike: Well, maybe some of us had a bit too much fun in this world.
Max: I had some fun, but overall this world isn't much different than ours'. Though I did see what they showed about us here. It's disturbing.
Kyle: Oh shut up, you're the lead character here. I'm shuffled off the side and barely seen. But I have a loyal following of fans.
Alex: Me too, even after death women love me. I got online, and there are so many resurrection fics based around me. They like me, they really like me.
Michael: Well, I went to meet the guy who plays me, but he was out… but I met his "friend". *cough*
Spike: Doesn't his "friend" play Maria, your girlfriend?
Michael: Yep.
Kyle: Michael, you didn't…
Michael: It's not cheating if it's an alternate universe version of your girlfriend who is the one who is your double's ex-girlfriend and who plays his girlfriend when he's playing you where she looks just like your real girlfriend.
Guys: Huh?
Michael: I've spent time thinking up a good excuse.
Alex: I mainly just hit the 'net here, downloaded some pictures for us all. Got a few gig of goodies for us. And yes, I have ones for you.
Kyle: Awesome, you truly are my hero.
Max: Well, this is all good, but I think we should start thinking of going back.
Michael: But that involves getting the Author back in control, and I sure as hell don't want that. Who knows what the Story had been doing to him while we've been away. Though since I kicked my double's ass, I probably should go.
*Group Imagines Same Scenario*
Story: Does Author want a piece of pizza? It's got lots of cheese. Well does the Author? If the Author does, then BEG YOU B**CH, BEG YOU LITTLE DOGGIE. Don't you want your pizza? Or are you wanting another… "treatment". *whip cracks*
Author: *whimpers around his gag*
*Fade Back To The Guys*
Spike: I'm not fond of what the Author may do to us either, but, I really need to get off this world. The Government is after me.
Max: This plot sounds familiar.
Kyle: What'd you do?
Spike: You know how the President has those daughters?
Guys: Uh huh.
Spike: Well, I kind of, well, I, ate… um…
Max: Spike! You ate the Presidents' daughter?
Spike: Well, yeah.
Alex: Oh man, wait, I thought you couldn't hurt humans with that chip in your head.
Spike: I can't.
Michael: Then how'd you ea… You didn't!
Kyle: Spike, you are so the man. You ****** the President's daughter? Wait, which one?
Spike: Actually, it wasn't just one of them…
Max: YOU ****** THE PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTERS?
Spike: They were fans, I was touring the country and "giving back" to my fans, and… well, I was very polite to them when they approached me.
Alex: Oh man, and they told their dad what happened?
Spike: No… somehow the video got out and on the internet…
Kyle: Video? Do you have a copy?
Max: Stow it Kyle, we have to get out of here. If they come down on Spike, they might get us too.
Michael: Man, that means we have to go get the Author. I hope it was worth it Spike.
Spike: They're twins, do you really have to ask? I'm just glad I could out run Mary-Kate and Ashley, those two came after me with a vengeance. I'd rather face down a pissed off PMS'ing slayer than those two horny.
Alex: I don't think I want details on that. But you went around the country and…
Spike: Basically I screwed all the fans who wanted me. Which was a lot, though a few hundred angry boyfriends/husbands/fathers/girlfriends came after me for what all I did. But still, it was worth it.
Kyle: How many fans?
Spike: I set a new record, and unlike Chamberlain, I didn't wilt.
Satanic Bunny Appears
SB: Well readers, you may be wondering what happened after this. Am I right?
Readers: Yes!
SB: Well, this was years ago. The guys rescued Drake and returned to their own worlds. The Story got her needed professional help, but escaped later and is still loose upon the world. As for Drake, he returned to writing. Some things serious, some things insane like the "About That Bomb" series (PlugPlugPlug). Me? Drake and I decided we need to be good rivals and watch out for each other.
Readers Applause
SB: Thank you. As for the sequel... It was started, posted and then died never to be seen again.
Readers: Awww.
SB: Yes, very sad. At any rate, there may one day be a Bombs/Souls 'verse crosver with the Rollin' 'verse. So keep your eyes open. Thank you and may all your rabbits feet still have pulses.
Honestly, truly, madly and deeply... The End.
Michael: Why the hell are we meeting in this city? And where the hell is Alex?
Spike: Because no one with a right mind comes here voluntarily, so no one would think to look for us here.
Alex: Why would people be looking for us. And I'm busy with stuff on the East coast.
Spike: Well, maybe some of us had a bit too much fun in this world.
Max: I had some fun, but overall this world isn't much different than ours'. Though I did see what they showed about us here. It's disturbing.
Kyle: Oh shut up, you're the lead character here. I'm shuffled off the side and barely seen. But I have a loyal following of fans.
Alex: Me too, even after death women love me. I got online, and there are so many resurrection fics based around me. They like me, they really like me.
Michael: Well, I went to meet the guy who plays me, but he was out… but I met his "friend". *cough*
Spike: Doesn't his "friend" play Maria, your girlfriend?
Michael: Yep.
Kyle: Michael, you didn't…
Michael: It's not cheating if it's an alternate universe version of your girlfriend who is the one who is your double's ex-girlfriend and who plays his girlfriend when he's playing you where she looks just like your real girlfriend.
Guys: Huh?
Michael: I've spent time thinking up a good excuse.
Alex: I mainly just hit the 'net here, downloaded some pictures for us all. Got a few gig of goodies for us. And yes, I have ones for you.
Kyle: Awesome, you truly are my hero.
Max: Well, this is all good, but I think we should start thinking of going back.
Michael: But that involves getting the Author back in control, and I sure as hell don't want that. Who knows what the Story had been doing to him while we've been away. Though since I kicked my double's ass, I probably should go.
*Group Imagines Same Scenario*
Story: Does Author want a piece of pizza? It's got lots of cheese. Well does the Author? If the Author does, then BEG YOU B**CH, BEG YOU LITTLE DOGGIE. Don't you want your pizza? Or are you wanting another… "treatment". *whip cracks*
Author: *whimpers around his gag*
*Fade Back To The Guys*
Spike: I'm not fond of what the Author may do to us either, but, I really need to get off this world. The Government is after me.
Max: This plot sounds familiar.
Kyle: What'd you do?
Spike: You know how the President has those daughters?
Guys: Uh huh.
Spike: Well, I kind of, well, I, ate… um…
Max: Spike! You ate the Presidents' daughter?
Spike: Well, yeah.
Alex: Oh man, wait, I thought you couldn't hurt humans with that chip in your head.
Spike: I can't.
Michael: Then how'd you ea… You didn't!
Kyle: Spike, you are so the man. You ****** the President's daughter? Wait, which one?
Spike: Actually, it wasn't just one of them…
Max: YOU ****** THE PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTERS?
Spike: They were fans, I was touring the country and "giving back" to my fans, and… well, I was very polite to them when they approached me.
Alex: Oh man, and they told their dad what happened?
Spike: No… somehow the video got out and on the internet…
Kyle: Video? Do you have a copy?
Max: Stow it Kyle, we have to get out of here. If they come down on Spike, they might get us too.
Michael: Man, that means we have to go get the Author. I hope it was worth it Spike.
Spike: They're twins, do you really have to ask? I'm just glad I could out run Mary-Kate and Ashley, those two came after me with a vengeance. I'd rather face down a pissed off PMS'ing slayer than those two horny.
Alex: I don't think I want details on that. But you went around the country and…
Spike: Basically I screwed all the fans who wanted me. Which was a lot, though a few hundred angry boyfriends/husbands/fathers/girlfriends came after me for what all I did. But still, it was worth it.
Kyle: How many fans?
Spike: I set a new record, and unlike Chamberlain, I didn't wilt.
Over A Month Later Alex (via cell phone), Kyle, Michael, Max & Spike All Meet In Salt Lake City, Utah
Michael: Why the hell are we meeting in this city? And where the hell is Alex?
Spike: Because no one with a right mind comes here voluntarily, so no one would think to look for us here.
Alex: Why would people be looking for us. And I'm busy with stuff on the East coast.
Spike: Well, maybe some of us had a bit too much fun in this world.
Max: I had some fun, but overall this world isn't much different than ours'. Though I did see what they showed about us here. It's disturbing.
Kyle: Oh shut up, you're the lead character here. I'm shuffled off the side and barely seen. But I have a loyal following of fans.
Alex: Me too, even after death women love me. I got online, and there are so many resurrection fics based around me. They like me, they really like me.
Michael: Well, I went to meet the guy who plays me, but he was out… but I met his "friend". *cough*
Spike: Doesn't his "friend" play Maria, your girlfriend?
Michael: Yep.
Kyle: Michael, you didn't…
Michael: It's not cheating if it's an alternate universe version of your girlfriend who is the one who is your double's ex-girlfriend and who plays his girlfriend when he's playing you where she looks just like your real girlfriend.
Guys: Huh?
Michael: I've spent time thinking up a good excuse.
Alex: I mainly just hit the 'net here, downloaded some pictures for us all. Got a few gig of goodies for us. And yes, I have ones for you.
Kyle: Awesome, you truly are my hero.
Max: Well, this is all good, but I think we should start thinking of going back.
Michael: But that involves getting the Author back in control, and I sure as hell don't want that. Who knows what the Story had been doing to him while we've been away. Though since I kicked my double's ass, I probably should go.
*Group Imagines Same Scenario*
Story: Does Author want a piece of pizza? It's got lots of cheese. Well does the Author? If the Author does, then BEG YOU B**CH, BEG YOU LITTLE DOGGIE. Don't you want your pizza? Or are you wanting another… "treatment". *whip cracks*
Author: *whimpers around his gag*
*Fade Back To The Guys*
Spike: I'm not fond of what the Author may do to us either, but, I really need to get off this world. The Government is after me.
Max: This plot sounds familiar.
Kyle: What'd you do?
Spike: You know how the President has those daughters?
Guys: Uh huh.
Spike: Well, I kind of, well, I, ate… um…
Max: Spike! You ate the Presidents' daughter?
Spike: Well, yeah.
Alex: Oh man, wait, I thought you couldn't hurt humans with that chip in your head.
Spike: I can't.
Michael: Then how'd you ea… You didn't!
Kyle: Spike, you are so the man. You ****** the President's daughter? Wait, which one?
Spike: Actually, it wasn't just one of them…
Max: YOU ****** THE PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTERS?
Spike: They were fans, I was touring the country and "giving back" to my fans, and… well, I was very polite to them when they approached me.
Alex: Oh man, and they told their dad what happened?
Spike: No… somehow the video got out and on the internet…
Kyle: Video? Do you have a copy?
Max: Stow it Kyle, we have to get out of here. If they come down on Spike, they might get us too.
Michael: Man, that means we have to go get the Author. I hope it was worth it Spike.
Spike: They're twins, do you really have to ask? I'm just glad I could out run Mary-Kate and Ashley, those two came after me with a vengeance. I'd rather face down a pissed off PMS'ing slayer than those two horny.
Alex: I don't think I want details on that. But you went around the country and…
Spike: Basically I screwed all the fans who wanted me. Which was a lot, though a few hundred angry boyfriends/husbands/fathers/girlfriends came after me for what all I did. But still, it was worth it.
Kyle: How many fans?
Spike: I set a new record, and unlike Chamberlain, I didn't wilt.
Satanic Bunny Appears
SB: Well readers, you may be wondering what happened after this. Am I right?
Readers: Yes!
SB: Well, this was years ago. The guys rescued Drake and returned to their own worlds. The Story got her needed professional help, but escaped later and is still loose upon the world. As for Drake, he returned to writing. Some things serious, some things insane like the "About That Bomb" series (PlugPlugPlug). Me? Drake and I decided we need to be good rivals and watch out for each other.
Readers Applause
SB: Thank you. As for the sequel... It was started, posted and then died never to be seen again.
Readers: Awww.
SB: Yes, very sad. At any rate, there may one day be a Bombs/Souls 'verse crosver with the Rollin' 'verse. So keep your eyes open. Thank you and may all your rabbits feet still have pulses.
Honestly, truly, madly and deeply... The End.