A/N: ANd another one i came up with in the middle of the night! Seriously, people, thats the only time when i can come up with a couple of decent ideas.
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN YU YU HAKUSHO! *laughs maniacally then slumps down with a sad face*
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Hiei watched with intrest as he walked pass the candy shop. Kurama had left home and went to school. He had handed Hiei some japanese yen coins to spend for lunch or whatever he had wanted. He glared at the ningenkai money on the palm of his hands. With nothing better to do, he murmured,
"I suppose i could buy some of those bummy yums Kurama and his friends like to eat all the time."
Hiei admitted it to only himself that he wanted some too. He walked into the bright, sweet smelling store.
"Welcome! Can i help you, kid?", asked a rather large man behind the counter. He offered a creepy smile. Hiei snarled dangerously in a low voice.
"Baka, i am not a child."
Hiei turned to his left and started walking, looking at the various kinds of candies with the money gripped in his fist. He found an interesting piece. Hiei popped the little sugar thing into his mouth and swallowed it immediately. His eyes began to well up with tears. He bent over and gagged from the ultra sweet taste. The man came rushing over.
"Kid! Are you alright?!"
Hiei's face seemed like it was scrunched up from extraordinary pain. He unsheathed his hidden katana. Hiei pointed it at the man's face threateningly, still choking.
"BAKA! I told you i am not a child! CAN'T YOU LISTEN?!", he screamed.
Hiei lowered his sword and coughed more. The man started to apply pressure onto Hiei's abdomen, an attempt to try to shoot the candy out of the throat. But...this only made it worse.
"IDIOT! What are you trying to do? Grope me at a time like this? Why don't you go away, i can handle this myself!!", screamed Hiei again. The man looked startled and backed away. He ran to the counter top and dialed the emergency number. Hiei passed out. The loud Ambulance sirens rang.
***
"Hiei, HIEI!! Are you ok?", asked Kurama.
"Ugh...N--Nani?"
They were back at Kurama's apartment. Hiei was layed down on a bed. He woke up from his faint. Kurama began to explain what had happened.
"I was walking home from college when i saw a crowd gathered around the candy shop. I ran to see what had happened, and there you were, sprawled on the floor unconscious with saliva leaking out of your mouth! I had to bring you home to safety, despite the problem that it was very difficult to convince the people that came out of the ambulance. The police, meanwhile, were trying to arrest the Candy Man. They thought he was trying to beat you up. Oh, and by the way, bubble gums are meant to be chewed, and chewed ONLY. There weren't meant to be swallowed."
Hiei swallowed the remaining flavor of the candy he had previously had, then sighed in annoyance. He muttered,
"Stupid bummy yums."
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A/N: So how did you like it? Excellent, good, fair, sorta bad, horribly horrible? Review!
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN YU YU HAKUSHO! *laughs maniacally then slumps down with a sad face*
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Hiei watched with intrest as he walked pass the candy shop. Kurama had left home and went to school. He had handed Hiei some japanese yen coins to spend for lunch or whatever he had wanted. He glared at the ningenkai money on the palm of his hands. With nothing better to do, he murmured,
"I suppose i could buy some of those bummy yums Kurama and his friends like to eat all the time."
Hiei admitted it to only himself that he wanted some too. He walked into the bright, sweet smelling store.
"Welcome! Can i help you, kid?", asked a rather large man behind the counter. He offered a creepy smile. Hiei snarled dangerously in a low voice.
"Baka, i am not a child."
Hiei turned to his left and started walking, looking at the various kinds of candies with the money gripped in his fist. He found an interesting piece. Hiei popped the little sugar thing into his mouth and swallowed it immediately. His eyes began to well up with tears. He bent over and gagged from the ultra sweet taste. The man came rushing over.
"Kid! Are you alright?!"
Hiei's face seemed like it was scrunched up from extraordinary pain. He unsheathed his hidden katana. Hiei pointed it at the man's face threateningly, still choking.
"BAKA! I told you i am not a child! CAN'T YOU LISTEN?!", he screamed.
Hiei lowered his sword and coughed more. The man started to apply pressure onto Hiei's abdomen, an attempt to try to shoot the candy out of the throat. But...this only made it worse.
"IDIOT! What are you trying to do? Grope me at a time like this? Why don't you go away, i can handle this myself!!", screamed Hiei again. The man looked startled and backed away. He ran to the counter top and dialed the emergency number. Hiei passed out. The loud Ambulance sirens rang.
***
"Hiei, HIEI!! Are you ok?", asked Kurama.
"Ugh...N--Nani?"
They were back at Kurama's apartment. Hiei was layed down on a bed. He woke up from his faint. Kurama began to explain what had happened.
"I was walking home from college when i saw a crowd gathered around the candy shop. I ran to see what had happened, and there you were, sprawled on the floor unconscious with saliva leaking out of your mouth! I had to bring you home to safety, despite the problem that it was very difficult to convince the people that came out of the ambulance. The police, meanwhile, were trying to arrest the Candy Man. They thought he was trying to beat you up. Oh, and by the way, bubble gums are meant to be chewed, and chewed ONLY. There weren't meant to be swallowed."
Hiei swallowed the remaining flavor of the candy he had previously had, then sighed in annoyance. He muttered,
"Stupid bummy yums."
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A/N: So how did you like it? Excellent, good, fair, sorta bad, horribly horrible? Review!