A/N: Another idea from the middle of the night. Again they all are OOC...except for maybe Hiei? Kuwabara is just acting a little stupider than usual.
Disclaimer:
Jisushika: I don't own it. Must i repeat this over and over again?!?! *raises and shakes clenched fists in the sky*
Hiei: Yes, it proves that you are--
Kurama: HUSH, Hiei....! Um, hehe.
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"Great news, everybody! I have a halloween party on...well...HALLOWEEN!", announced Jisushika. Yuusuke grinned.
"Which victim shall i scare next? BWAHAHAHAHA!!", he laughed insanely. Botan and Yukina backed away laughing too, but nevously. Keiko lost impatience with Yuusuke's insolent remarks.
"Just shut up", she said bitterly. Keiko shook her head in disbelief and walked away. Kuwabara suddenly jumped next to Yukina out of nowhere. He was obviously proud about something.
"I, the great Kuwabara Kuzama, shall be SuperDuperUltraMegaHandsomeBishonen Man for Jisushika's halloween party on, well, halloween!"
Jisushika sweatdropped.
"Yes, Kuwa, you go and try that."
Instead of sweatdropping, Kurama smirked.
"But Kuwabara, i AM SuperDuperUltraMegaHandsomeBishonen Man!"
Hiei gave a 'Hn'.
"Damn right", the fanfic writer added.
Kuwabara continued on with his rants.
"I, the great Kuwabara Kuzama, shall go get my SuperDuperUltraMegaHandsomeBishonen Man costume ready!"
He panted after finishing his annoying sentence.
"Once again, you go and try to do that", replied Jisushika.
***
Kuwa looked around the store until he found one of the employees. He ran to the thin guy and asked quickly, "Excuse me, sir, i am the great Kuwabara Kuzama, and i cannot seem to find the SuperDuperUltraMegaHandsomeBishonen Man costume."
The halloween guy gave a confused look.
"You mean Kurama?"
"Uhh...no."
The halloween guy shook his head and answered back to Kuwa," Um..uh, no. We have a bison costume though." He gestured his hand to the further sections of the halloween rental shop. Kuwa thought. He finally hollered, "I the great Kuwabara Kuzama, does not know who that is!!"
The halloween guy muttered, "Oh, brother." He then said louder, "I mean, it's an animal."
Kuwa was just about to make another statement.
"I, the great--"
The halloween guy couldn't stand the big oaf already and quickly thought of something to say in order to shoo him out.
"Yeah, yeah, the great Kuwabara Kuzama and stuff. Look, here's the costume, i'm taking the money. Return it by next thursday, 7:00 pm. Now you can LEAVE."
Kuwa nodded and walked towards the exit. But before exiting, he turned around and yelled, "I, the great Kuwabara Kuzama, is now leaving the Costume rental shop!"
The halloween guy shook his head.
"Poor, poor, sad, demented kid."
***
"Oh dear, what kind of holiday IS this?!", said a frightened Yukina. Hiei consoled her.
"Don't worry, i'll protect you."
Yuusuke looked over his shoulder, with a small cup of fruit punch in his hand.
"Hey, look! There's Jisushika there talking to Kuwabara. Let's go over."
Yukina, Hiei, Kurama, and Yuusuke went over to the two. Once next to them, Kurama performed a dance.
"Jisushika, look! I decided that me and Hiei should do a duo costume act. However...i had trouble deciding whether i shall be Jessie or James."
Jisushika immediately answered 'Jessie'. Kuwabara shoke his head.
"I, the great SuperDuperUltraMegaHandsomeBishonen Man, thinks that Kurama should be James because the rose is their trademark!"
Jisushika sighed.
"Why are we talking about Pokemon?"
Kuwabara grinned.
"I, the great SuperDuperUltraMegaHandsomeBishonen Man, was a Pokemon fan for seven years!" Kuwabara sighed joyfully and murmured, "Ahh...pikachu..."
Kurama found this topic disturbing and decided to change the subject.
"So, technically, i am the hottest."
"Hn."
Kurama jabbed his elbow slightly into Hiei's stomach.
"Oof! Grrr....I mean....i am the most kawaii!"
Hiei blushed in annoyance. Kuwabara blurted, "I am both."
There had been silence.
"Um...."
"Well...ah...."
"I would consider and definitley assume that that statement is false", said Kurama.
"I most certainly agree", grinned Jisushika.
"Besides, how can you be SuperDuperUltraMegaHandsomeBishonen Man when you're a MAMMOTH instead?"
"Bison", corrected Keiko, who appeared out of nowhere.
"Yikes!", jumped Yuusuke. Jisushika shrugged at the question.
"I don't know. Why don't you ask the great Kuwabara Kuzama?"
"Riiiiiight", said Yuusuke.
"Jisushika, i think it's time for the costume contest." At that sentence, everyone looked around the room.
"Heheh! I only invited you guys for a special reason."
"So the ningen girls will not chase me and Hiei?", asked Kurama. Jisushika nodded.
"That's part of it."
Another silence.
"Right! The costume contest! OK, line up people. And SuperDuperUltraMegaHandsomeBishonen Man, you go stand in the corner. I'll deal with you later."
"I, the great SuperDuperUltraMegaHandsomeBishonen Man, feels special!"
Jisushika muttered to herself, "Because you are mentally challenged."
Kurama cleared his throat.
"Ahem? Carry on."
"Gomen nasai, Kurama-Kun. But at the same time, arigatou gozai masu! I appreciate your coming."
Yuusuke whispered something in Kurama's ear.
"Or else she'll whip us all with a giant mallet."
Jisushika continued on with her speech.
"Since Keiko, Yukina, and Botan has thankfully helped with the halloween decorations and party setup, we now have FOUR contestants!"
PANG! [1]
"Oh, Inari." [2]
"We have Yuusuke, as Yoshihiro Togashi; Kurama and Hiei, as a duo costume, Team Rocket; and Kuwabara, as SuperDuperUltraMegaHandsomeBishonen Man. And the winner is........ drumroll, please."
Botan drums the drum.
"Please let it be me, uh, i mean, us!", pleaded Kurama, quietly.
"IIIIIIII'M GONNA WIN! IIIIIIIIIII'M GONNA WIN! MY COSTUME'S WAY BETTER THAN YOURS, KURAMAAAA!!", yelled Kuwabara obnoxiously.
Yuusuke simply grinned uncontrollably.
"YUUSUKE!!!!"
"YEEEEEEEEEAAHHHH!!!"
"Happy, aren't we?", grinned Botan.
"Good for you, Yuusuke.", said Keiko.
~Owari
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A/N: I noted Kuwabara as very creative from the episodes where the YYH gang took place in Maze Castle. So, i decided to do a mini fic about that on halloween. ^_^
And another thing. It was a PAIN to keep typing 'I, the great Kuwabara Kuzama', and 'SuperDuperUltraMegaHandsomeBishonen Man'. And the Halloween Guy was mean!
[1] A sound effect when something shocking happens in manga or anime. Of course, that part in this fic isn't TOO shocking at all.]
[2] The god of the rice harvest. Foxes are the messengers of Inari, and since Kurama is part fox, he refers to the rice god as the one almighty god. Hehe, monotheism is just GREAT.
Disclaimer:
Jisushika: I don't own it. Must i repeat this over and over again?!?! *raises and shakes clenched fists in the sky*
Hiei: Yes, it proves that you are--
Kurama: HUSH, Hiei....! Um, hehe.
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"Great news, everybody! I have a halloween party on...well...HALLOWEEN!", announced Jisushika. Yuusuke grinned.
"Which victim shall i scare next? BWAHAHAHAHA!!", he laughed insanely. Botan and Yukina backed away laughing too, but nevously. Keiko lost impatience with Yuusuke's insolent remarks.
"Just shut up", she said bitterly. Keiko shook her head in disbelief and walked away. Kuwabara suddenly jumped next to Yukina out of nowhere. He was obviously proud about something.
"I, the great Kuwabara Kuzama, shall be SuperDuperUltraMegaHandsomeBishonen Man for Jisushika's halloween party on, well, halloween!"
Jisushika sweatdropped.
"Yes, Kuwa, you go and try that."
Instead of sweatdropping, Kurama smirked.
"But Kuwabara, i AM SuperDuperUltraMegaHandsomeBishonen Man!"
Hiei gave a 'Hn'.
"Damn right", the fanfic writer added.
Kuwabara continued on with his rants.
"I, the great Kuwabara Kuzama, shall go get my SuperDuperUltraMegaHandsomeBishonen Man costume ready!"
He panted after finishing his annoying sentence.
"Once again, you go and try to do that", replied Jisushika.
***
Kuwa looked around the store until he found one of the employees. He ran to the thin guy and asked quickly, "Excuse me, sir, i am the great Kuwabara Kuzama, and i cannot seem to find the SuperDuperUltraMegaHandsomeBishonen Man costume."
The halloween guy gave a confused look.
"You mean Kurama?"
"Uhh...no."
The halloween guy shook his head and answered back to Kuwa," Um..uh, no. We have a bison costume though." He gestured his hand to the further sections of the halloween rental shop. Kuwa thought. He finally hollered, "I the great Kuwabara Kuzama, does not know who that is!!"
The halloween guy muttered, "Oh, brother." He then said louder, "I mean, it's an animal."
Kuwa was just about to make another statement.
"I, the great--"
The halloween guy couldn't stand the big oaf already and quickly thought of something to say in order to shoo him out.
"Yeah, yeah, the great Kuwabara Kuzama and stuff. Look, here's the costume, i'm taking the money. Return it by next thursday, 7:00 pm. Now you can LEAVE."
Kuwa nodded and walked towards the exit. But before exiting, he turned around and yelled, "I, the great Kuwabara Kuzama, is now leaving the Costume rental shop!"
The halloween guy shook his head.
"Poor, poor, sad, demented kid."
***
"Oh dear, what kind of holiday IS this?!", said a frightened Yukina. Hiei consoled her.
"Don't worry, i'll protect you."
Yuusuke looked over his shoulder, with a small cup of fruit punch in his hand.
"Hey, look! There's Jisushika there talking to Kuwabara. Let's go over."
Yukina, Hiei, Kurama, and Yuusuke went over to the two. Once next to them, Kurama performed a dance.
"Jisushika, look! I decided that me and Hiei should do a duo costume act. However...i had trouble deciding whether i shall be Jessie or James."
Jisushika immediately answered 'Jessie'. Kuwabara shoke his head.
"I, the great SuperDuperUltraMegaHandsomeBishonen Man, thinks that Kurama should be James because the rose is their trademark!"
Jisushika sighed.
"Why are we talking about Pokemon?"
Kuwabara grinned.
"I, the great SuperDuperUltraMegaHandsomeBishonen Man, was a Pokemon fan for seven years!" Kuwabara sighed joyfully and murmured, "Ahh...pikachu..."
Kurama found this topic disturbing and decided to change the subject.
"So, technically, i am the hottest."
"Hn."
Kurama jabbed his elbow slightly into Hiei's stomach.
"Oof! Grrr....I mean....i am the most kawaii!"
Hiei blushed in annoyance. Kuwabara blurted, "I am both."
There had been silence.
"Um...."
"Well...ah...."
"I would consider and definitley assume that that statement is false", said Kurama.
"I most certainly agree", grinned Jisushika.
"Besides, how can you be SuperDuperUltraMegaHandsomeBishonen Man when you're a MAMMOTH instead?"
"Bison", corrected Keiko, who appeared out of nowhere.
"Yikes!", jumped Yuusuke. Jisushika shrugged at the question.
"I don't know. Why don't you ask the great Kuwabara Kuzama?"
"Riiiiiight", said Yuusuke.
"Jisushika, i think it's time for the costume contest." At that sentence, everyone looked around the room.
"Heheh! I only invited you guys for a special reason."
"So the ningen girls will not chase me and Hiei?", asked Kurama. Jisushika nodded.
"That's part of it."
Another silence.
"Right! The costume contest! OK, line up people. And SuperDuperUltraMegaHandsomeBishonen Man, you go stand in the corner. I'll deal with you later."
"I, the great SuperDuperUltraMegaHandsomeBishonen Man, feels special!"
Jisushika muttered to herself, "Because you are mentally challenged."
Kurama cleared his throat.
"Ahem? Carry on."
"Gomen nasai, Kurama-Kun. But at the same time, arigatou gozai masu! I appreciate your coming."
Yuusuke whispered something in Kurama's ear.
"Or else she'll whip us all with a giant mallet."
Jisushika continued on with her speech.
"Since Keiko, Yukina, and Botan has thankfully helped with the halloween decorations and party setup, we now have FOUR contestants!"
PANG! [1]
"Oh, Inari." [2]
"We have Yuusuke, as Yoshihiro Togashi; Kurama and Hiei, as a duo costume, Team Rocket; and Kuwabara, as SuperDuperUltraMegaHandsomeBishonen Man. And the winner is........ drumroll, please."
Botan drums the drum.
"Please let it be me, uh, i mean, us!", pleaded Kurama, quietly.
"IIIIIIII'M GONNA WIN! IIIIIIIIIII'M GONNA WIN! MY COSTUME'S WAY BETTER THAN YOURS, KURAMAAAA!!", yelled Kuwabara obnoxiously.
Yuusuke simply grinned uncontrollably.
"YUUSUKE!!!!"
"YEEEEEEEEEAAHHHH!!!"
"Happy, aren't we?", grinned Botan.
"Good for you, Yuusuke.", said Keiko.
~Owari
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A/N: I noted Kuwabara as very creative from the episodes where the YYH gang took place in Maze Castle. So, i decided to do a mini fic about that on halloween. ^_^
And another thing. It was a PAIN to keep typing 'I, the great Kuwabara Kuzama', and 'SuperDuperUltraMegaHandsomeBishonen Man'. And the Halloween Guy was mean!
[1] A sound effect when something shocking happens in manga or anime. Of course, that part in this fic isn't TOO shocking at all.]
[2] The god of the rice harvest. Foxes are the messengers of Inari, and since Kurama is part fox, he refers to the rice god as the one almighty god. Hehe, monotheism is just GREAT.