The fo'castles forward and the winds to ya back
Ya drinkin' lotsa rum because
You're DAFT LIKE JACK!
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Ya loadin' guns with cutlery, the ship's under attack!
Ya still a drinkin' rum because
You're DAFT LIKE JACK!
(Drums)
Tortuga hussies slap ya but ya always cut 'em slack,
You fill ya guts wi' rum because
You're DAFT LIKE JACK!
(Drums)
Marooned on an island really off the beaten track,
Ya chill drinkin' rum because
You're DAFT LIKE JACK!
(Drums)
Ya fancy loads a people an' could take 'em ta the sack,
But ya know ya never will because
YA JUST LOVE JACK!!