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"Daddy! DADDY! DAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDY!" said Luke Skywalker as he tugged on his fathers cape. "I'm hungry! When will ship get to Earth? I WANNA KNOW!"
"SHUT UP! YOU STORMTROOPER!" roared Vader to a stormtrooper coming onto the bridge. "HOW LONG UNTIL WE GET TO EARTH?!?!"
"S-s-sir, I-I d-don-n't kn-n-now." said the Stormtooper stuttering, frozen in his tracks.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW?!?! WE'RE ON THE BLASTED BRIDGE!!!! AND WHAT IS A STORMTROOPER DOING ON THE BRIDGE ANYWAY?!?!" said Vader his suit laboring to keep up with his oxygen intake.
"T-t-the -E-e-emp-porer-r r-req-quests-s you t-to m-m-m-meet w-w-with him" said the Stormtrooper whimpering.
"I WILL NOT TOLERATE WHIMPERING! FROM EITHER OF YOU!" Yelled Vader, turning to face, Luke, expecting him to be crying when- LURCH! The ship groaned as it left Hyperspace. "WHAT HAPPENED?!?! LUKE! WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!"
Luke, somehow had gotten hold of his lightsaber, and had slaughtered half the bridge crew, the rest were huddled together in a small corner, whimpering. Also it looked like he had destroyed the Nav system, so the Hyperdrive had shut down.
Twitch. Vader smacked his forehead and force choked the Stormtrooper, as he was doing so he asked, "WHY DIDN'T YOU FOOLS TELL ME?!?!"
A brave officer said, "Well, he said, you said that he could play with your lightsaber, and practice on us. Sir."

Twitch. This, is the smartest part of the crew? "Do you think that I would let that," pointing to Luke, who was currently outside the bridge poking stormtroopers helmet's while laughing like an idiot, as they try to get him to stop. "Mess with my lightsaber?"

"No, sir." said the officer shakily.

"Good now will you go get me some coffee?" said Lord Vader as the officer strode off, "Oh yes, I like extra LIGHTSABER WITH IT!" yelled Vader hurtling his lightsaber at the fool.

"Ack!" the lightsaber had chopped him in half.

"Daddy?"

"Huh?" said Vader startled. How does he do that?

"Daddy, I'm hungry, I WANT FOOD!"

"Then go eat!"

"Where?"

"The mess hall!"

"What's a mess hall?"

He is not my kid! How can he be soooo stupid? "Luke, just go out of here turn left at the next corner, then right, pass two more corners take the ladder down, then turn right, and there you are!"

"Oooooooooooooooooooook Dad!" said Luke before he hugged his father. "You're the best dad ever!"

"Err..." said Vader as he strode off to the holonet room, to contact the Emperor. He activated the receiver.

"Sup dawg!" said the Emperor. (This is the translation) (Hello Darth Vader.)

"Wazzup meh homie gee dog?" asked Lord Vader. (Yes my master, how may I serve you?)

"What's hangin' over there." (What is your report?)

"Luke meh son be razin' frazin' over here." (Luke is being very annoying.)

"True dat? Razin' frazin'? Be diggin' it over here in meh biggo stoner castle. I be thinkin' there be some homies 'ew don't be likin' the system and be hatin' me 'n the fuzz. An enforcer gonna pass da rap, den use an equalizer on dat homie, he gonna be erased. (Really? Annoying? I'm having a party tonight at Imperial Palace. There are some rebels here. A stormtrooper will give the charges then shoot her, she'll be dead.)

"Da homie be hatin' at yo castle! Dat no good!" (What!?!? A rebel at the Imperial Palace?!?!)

"True dat." (It's true.)

"'Ew be dat homie?" (Who is the rebel?)

"Da homie be Leia Organa. (The rebel is Leia Organa.).

"Naw!" (No!)

"True d-" someone talking to the Emperor is heard faintly, "Dawg, we bez have'n a baaaaaad situation! Da homie has escaped! (Yes- Darth Vader we have received news that Leia Organa has escaped!)

Where be she headed? (Where is she headed?)

"She be head to Pizza Hut or she gone from dis planet! Meh sources say dat she be gone! (She's either going to Pizza Hut or, escaping the planet, as my sources say.)

"You be wantin' me to be catching her?" (And you want me to catch her.)

"O' course." (Of course.)

The Emperor terminated the link and Vader strode out into cauos, Stormtroopers rushing about, sirens blaring.

"What's going on here?" said Vader angrily.

"We have a rebel ship inbound, we are preparing to board."