Gullible Gerudos
By Samura sheikah
"a fool can appear in many forms, a jester, a joker, a friend or an enemy, but beware that you yourself do not become the fool"- Samura sheikah
Link paced up and down the cell angrily muttering to him self. He kicked aside chains and rattled on the door.
"Quiet in there!" snapped a Gerudo guarding the door. He slammed his shoulder up against the wooden bars in what seemed to be a feeble attempt to break them.
"Stop that! You'll only hurt yourself!" the Gerudo growled again taking a bite out of a chicken leg. He kicked at the bars.
"You're disturbing the whole fortress with your noise boy! If you don't behave I'll have to chain you up!" She snarled. He kicked at the bars again. "Do you want me to chain you up?" she barked. Link slumped in a corner mumbling to him self when he noticed the Gerudo eating. "I'm hungry!" he moaned
"You can't possibly be hungry." She said bitterly
"But I haven't eaten for two whole days!" he whined. The Gerudo mumbled and tossed him the bone she had just picked clean. "There! And be thankful I have pity!" she blurted. Link picked up the bone and threw it back through the bars.
"That scrap couldn't feed a fairy! I'm still hungry! Do you want me to die before Ganondorf has a chance to kill me?" He asked. The Gerudo muttered and started walking down the corridor. She turned back and shouted, "I'll be back in a minute!" Link laughed at his accomplishment, now no one guarded him! He effortlessly climbed out the window to freedom. "Gullible Gerudos!" He sniggered.
The end