A/N: Omg! Thank you SO much to Dragon Faere, newrame, alocin, and Decom for
reviewing! I might cry anyway, cause you're so NICE!
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't want to own-waaait a minute, if I owned the Matrix I'd be rich.okay, I do want to own it, but I don't.
(We now see Morpheus on a motorcycle. The expression on his face says that he has gone pretty much nuts. In his left hand is.a razor?)
Morpheus: Ah ha ha ha ha!
(The Twins are in a car ahead of him. One looks back over his shoulder.)
Twin One: Arrrgghh! Faster, he's gaining on us!
Twin Two: I can't make this stupid car go any faster!
Twin One: I know!
Morpheus: Look ou-ut, little Twinsies! HAHA! I will show them all! It's good to have no hair!
Twin Two: We cannot lose our British-in-dreadlocks coolness!
Twin One: If we lose our hair, all we shall have is British coolness! NOOOOOOOOOOO! (He suddenly screams as Morpheus catches up and, in one fell swoop, shaves half of his dreadlocks off.)
Twin One (crying): No! My beautiful hair! Why'd you have to pick a convertible, Two?
Twin Two: You picked it, too! Anyway, you could just turn ghostie and grow it back, right?
Twin One (sniffles): Yes, I could. (Nothing happens) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! By making me half bald, that stupid jerk has eliminated my ghostie-ing power! ARRRGGGHHH!
Twin Two: Oh shit! It was the dreads all along that made us so cool! DON'T LET HIM GET ME!!!!
Morpheus: AHHAHAHAHA! Now they shall see what being bald is like! Everyone makes jokes at your expense, and you cannot turn into a ghostie! Waaaiiit a minute! Why can't Neo turn into a ghostie? He has hair! Ah, well, I'll have to ask him later, once he's been balded. (to Twin Two) I've got you now!
Twin One: Turn ghostie!
Twin Two: Too late! ARGGHH! My beautiful HAIR! (to Morpheus) I spend three hours on this every morning! YOU WILL PAY!
Twin One: At least you're balder than me.
Twin Two: I am not!
Twin One: Are too!
Twin Two: Oh no! Do you know how much the Merovingian will make fun of us?
Twin One: He makes fun of everyone! Bald people, short people, women in last year's fashions.
Twin Two: People who stand there looking uncomfortable when their dogs go to the bathroom on the sidewalk. (A/N: I've had it happen)
Twin One: Well, that is funny. But we'll never hear the end of it from him!
Twin Two: We could get wigs.
Twin One: Yes, but he would notice.
Twin Two: True. ARGH! We shall be mercilessly taunted!
Morpheus: Hmm, a wig!
(Meanwhile, in Trinity's restaurant playset-er, a restaurant in the Matrix.)
Trinity: I'll have the pinkest food you have!
Waiter: That would be the shrimp.
Trinity: Oh, I couldn't eat cute little shrimp! Maybe I won't eat, so I can get skinnier.
Neo: Trinity, you've got to get out of the Matrix so your hair will be fixed.
Trinity: Oh, no, Ken-
Neo: Neo.
Trinity: Oh, yes, Neo. Anyway, I can't leave! I've got to stay, support the local police, and be a good example to girls everywhere!
Neo: Uh, we shoot police all the time. Maybe girls, too, come to think of it. Trinity, you can't be a good example with a waist two inches around!
Trinity (ignoring Neo): I'll get a pink corvette, and a pink pony!
Neo (to himself): I think it's time I thought up a solution.
What will happen next time on Matrix Re-Dyed? Will Morpheus buy a wig, or will he turn to Rogaine? Review and find out!
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't want to own-waaait a minute, if I owned the Matrix I'd be rich.okay, I do want to own it, but I don't.
(We now see Morpheus on a motorcycle. The expression on his face says that he has gone pretty much nuts. In his left hand is.a razor?)
Morpheus: Ah ha ha ha ha!
(The Twins are in a car ahead of him. One looks back over his shoulder.)
Twin One: Arrrgghh! Faster, he's gaining on us!
Twin Two: I can't make this stupid car go any faster!
Twin One: I know!
Morpheus: Look ou-ut, little Twinsies! HAHA! I will show them all! It's good to have no hair!
Twin Two: We cannot lose our British-in-dreadlocks coolness!
Twin One: If we lose our hair, all we shall have is British coolness! NOOOOOOOOOOO! (He suddenly screams as Morpheus catches up and, in one fell swoop, shaves half of his dreadlocks off.)
Twin One (crying): No! My beautiful hair! Why'd you have to pick a convertible, Two?
Twin Two: You picked it, too! Anyway, you could just turn ghostie and grow it back, right?
Twin One (sniffles): Yes, I could. (Nothing happens) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! By making me half bald, that stupid jerk has eliminated my ghostie-ing power! ARRRGGGHHH!
Twin Two: Oh shit! It was the dreads all along that made us so cool! DON'T LET HIM GET ME!!!!
Morpheus: AHHAHAHAHA! Now they shall see what being bald is like! Everyone makes jokes at your expense, and you cannot turn into a ghostie! Waaaiiit a minute! Why can't Neo turn into a ghostie? He has hair! Ah, well, I'll have to ask him later, once he's been balded. (to Twin Two) I've got you now!
Twin One: Turn ghostie!
Twin Two: Too late! ARGGHH! My beautiful HAIR! (to Morpheus) I spend three hours on this every morning! YOU WILL PAY!
Twin One: At least you're balder than me.
Twin Two: I am not!
Twin One: Are too!
Twin Two: Oh no! Do you know how much the Merovingian will make fun of us?
Twin One: He makes fun of everyone! Bald people, short people, women in last year's fashions.
Twin Two: People who stand there looking uncomfortable when their dogs go to the bathroom on the sidewalk. (A/N: I've had it happen)
Twin One: Well, that is funny. But we'll never hear the end of it from him!
Twin Two: We could get wigs.
Twin One: Yes, but he would notice.
Twin Two: True. ARGH! We shall be mercilessly taunted!
Morpheus: Hmm, a wig!
(Meanwhile, in Trinity's restaurant playset-er, a restaurant in the Matrix.)
Trinity: I'll have the pinkest food you have!
Waiter: That would be the shrimp.
Trinity: Oh, I couldn't eat cute little shrimp! Maybe I won't eat, so I can get skinnier.
Neo: Trinity, you've got to get out of the Matrix so your hair will be fixed.
Trinity: Oh, no, Ken-
Neo: Neo.
Trinity: Oh, yes, Neo. Anyway, I can't leave! I've got to stay, support the local police, and be a good example to girls everywhere!
Neo: Uh, we shoot police all the time. Maybe girls, too, come to think of it. Trinity, you can't be a good example with a waist two inches around!
Trinity (ignoring Neo): I'll get a pink corvette, and a pink pony!
Neo (to himself): I think it's time I thought up a solution.
What will happen next time on Matrix Re-Dyed? Will Morpheus buy a wig, or will he turn to Rogaine? Review and find out!