A/N: I just saw Matrix: Revolutions yesterday. I don't know what your opinions were, but I really didn't like it (authoress sobs and pulls her hair out). I wanted to like it, I really did, I tried, but I just COULDN'T. (sighs) Oh well. I still love the first two. I'll either see the third one again or I'll pretend it doesn't exist. Yeah.

Disclaimer: Don't own Matrix. Wish I did, but if wishes were asparagus then beggars would be swamped in the stuff.

(The crew of the Nebuchadnezzar is standing and looking shocked. This includes the dead guys (Tank, Dozer, Apoc, Switch), the guy who did not sign on until the collective demise of Tank and Dozer (Link), and the bastard who is also dead (Cypher).)

Morpheus: Tada! How do I look?

Tank (whispers): Uh, who's gonna tell him that's a mop?

Dozer: Not me.

Morpheus (In Zion pep talk voice): Fools! Of course I know it's a mop! It will give me dreadlocks coolness!

Cypher: Well, I always hoped he wouldn't get hair so I wouldn't be the baldest guy, but (shrugs) this has got to be an exception. At least I'm not the stupidest anymore.

Switch: Ahem. I believe you still retain the title of stupidest.

Cypher (in utter disbelief): After seeing that you call me the stupidest?

Apoc: I agree. You are the stupidest.

(Everyone looks at each other.)

Tank: Uh, what was that?

Switch: It was Apoc's voice, I think!

Dozer: Oh my god! I've never actually heard him speak!

(all look reverently at Apoc)

Morpheus: Ahem. I must also inform you that I am making my wig mandatory shipboard wear.

Everyone: NOOOO!

Cypher (whining): But then Trinity will make fun of me! She won't like me anymore!

Switch: Uh, I think you've already crossed that bridge.

(Meanwhile, within the Matrix.)

Trinity: Yay, shopping spree! I need pink high heels, pink shirt, pink striped pants.

(Neo bursts out of a dressing room. Trinity stares at him)

Neo: Do you like my new clothes?

Trinity: They're.pink?

Neo: I thought you liked pink!

Trinity: Yes, for girls! Ken, silly, blue is for boys.

Neo (throws hands up in despair): ARGH!

(Meanwhile, at the Merovingian's place.)

Twin One: Are you sure we should do this?

Twin Two: Of course! (unscrews the shower head and pours something in it)

Twin Two: I don't know.

Twin One: Uh, you're talking to yourself again.

Twin One: Well, you do it, too!

Twin Two (venomously): Curse that bald fool and the Merovingian!

Twin One: Uh oh, I hear someone. Run!! (They run like bats outta heck, running into things as they forget they've lost their ghostie-ing power)

Persephone: I think I'll take a shower. A nice, relaxing shower. (takes of bathrobe and steps into the shower and turns the water on) EEEUUUCCCHHH!!!

Next Time: What have the Twins done? Review if you're reading this! I know where you live.or not. Just review!!