Another Yu-gi-oh weakest link
by jiggysenshi07
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SUMMERY OF STOYRY***********************
I don't own yu-gi-h and i certianly don't own the weakest link! basicly
what happended was that british lady got kicked off, and I'm her
replacement! ^_^ way to go me! now on with the fic. I don't own sailormoon
or the Macarauna sing either.
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Another yu-gi-oh weakest link
Jiggy: Welcome to the * pause for damatic affect* the weakest link, yu-gi- oh addtion. We have with us today Yugi.
Yugi: *Couldn't see over the podeim because he's to short* Could someone get me a step latter please?
Jiggy:Yami Yugi^_^ * begins to droll because he is sooooooo hot to me!*
Jiggy:*Goes over to YAMI* Hey, Yami do you want to go on a date with me? Pick you up at 8:00! OR ELSE* Takes out the grim reapers knife* borrowed it! ('_') * thats a hug i'm giving Yami a hug*
Yami: Why am I here anyway?v_v
Jiggy: Tea
Tea: * In tutu* I'm about to do Swan Lake! * does crapy swan lake, and falls on here ass and anime crys*
Jiggy: O_O ok........... anyway......... Kaiba * also drools cuz he's hot in a dark, mystirious way.* Goes over to Kaiba* Kabia, fo you want to go on a date with me? Pick you up at 9:00! OR ELSE! *also takes out grim reapers knife* ('_') *huging Kaiba*
Kaiba: ...... I hate this damn show. Why a'm I even here?
Jiggy: Joey * doesn't think he's cute*
Joey: Yug, why are you so short anyway. By the way Tea, you stink!
Tea: * sniffs under her arms* No I don't!! At least I don't think so.... *Put on deoderant* Now I'm mountian freash!
Jiggy: Mai
Mai: Can we spead this up or something. I have a hair appointment at 1:00, the mall is having a huge sale, and I have to get my nails painted today.
*Rex comes out of no where. Rex: Mai- honey! I'll take you to the moon, if you want! Mai: Get otu of here ,losser!!!!
Jiggy: *whispers* selfish... Mokaba
Mokaba: Biggggg bbbrroottthherrrr I need you.... and yyyuuugggiii ttttoooo * blushes when he says thier names*!!!!!!
Yugi and Kaiba: Oh, shut up!!!!!! Neither of use like you in that way!!!!
Mokaba: But I want to * insted of the words you hear gunshots* with you guys!
Jiggy: O_oo_O ok.................and last but not least, Pegasus.
Pegasus: Like Mai said can we spead this up. I have to go to tha same mall for that good sale, get me a facial, and go and read the new comic book I just broght.
Jiggy: Ok, Lets , finally, play the * pause* weakest link!
* *2 min and 50 seconds on the clock*
Jiggy: Yugi, what is 2x2x2?
Yugi: um...... 12345?
Jiggy: Nope * link $0* YAMI Yugi, why does Pegasus act like a girl?
Yami Yugi: Cartoons rotted out his brain, till he thought he was a girl
.
Jiggy: I guess.. correct. * link $200*
Pegasus; I'm don't act like a girl. * Comes out in pink tutu and dances* Is my makeup on right? I didn't have a mirror. AHHHH I BROKE A NAIL!!!!!!!! OH SHIT!!!!!!!!! * Yells and runs around screaming for a fake nail and some pink nail polish*
Jiggy: ~_~; Only Peguses.... Tea, what is black, white, and read all over?
Tea: um..... a newsaper....
Jiggy: ^_^ that's...
Tea: coverd in red ink by the newspaper storck?
Jiggy: Just when you thought she couldn't get any dumber, she did. v_v Kaiba, what is my favorite card?
Kaiba: How the hell am I supposed to know that....... um......... Blue eyes white dragon?
Jiggy: NO! I love all of them! * link $0* Mai, what is the Mabeline *type of make up for the guys that don't know* slogen? I just gave you a huge easy one for you Mai.
Mai: OH I SOOOOO KNOW THIS ONE, CUZ I USE THERE PRODUCTS ALL THE TIME * Takes out Mabeline lipstick and holds t infrount of the camera* ITS "Mabye shes born with it. Mabye its Mabeline!"* sings little tune that goes with it. Sniffs lipstick and gets high from it* AAAAAhahahahAahAHahHAa mabILine!!!!!! HEHHahHHEHHhahhahH!!!!!!!
Jiggy: ........................O_oo_O_o_O.....................Correct * link $200* Mokaba, who is they main character in the Anime Sailor Moon. *This is for all of you moonies, including me*
Mokaba: OOOOOOHHHH I WATCH THAT SHOW ALL THE TIME!!! * Takes out wand for the Moon Spiral Heart Attack, for those who have seen the S series.* MOOOOOOONNNNN SSSPPPIIIRRRIIIIAAALLLLL HHHEEEAAARRRRTTTTT AAAAAAAATTTTCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!! *Little hearts shoot out of it and hit Bakura, who is in the addiance*
Bakura: WHY YOU LITTLE &&^&^%^%$\@@##!$%^&% SON OF A &%^%^$%^#$%$#@$^$%^ I SHOULD KICK YOU IN THE **&*)^&*^&^&$%%^ ALL THE WAY TO &*&%^%%#%$#%$#%@JAPAN! * Drinks his bottle of brandy that he snuck into the studio, and passses out*
Peguses talking like a mom: You know you should never say that kind of words to a 10 year old!
Everyone except Peguese and Bakura, even the addiance: SHUT THE $%$%#$ #@#$ UP, YOU GAY HE SHE!!!!!
Peguses: * like Vally girl: WELL I'VE NEVER! * WALKS OFF STAGE*
Jiggy: I guess he is the person who got voted of. That saved us alot of time. We still have extra time so...* takes out cd player and playes the Macaraina*
Everyone does the Macaraina! We also hear a girl screaming, but Peguses came out to the stage yelling.
Peguses: Run for you lives!!!!! Theres a huge, big, rat in mydressing room!!!!!!
*A little rat about the size of a fist came onto the stage*
Peguses: *screams like a girl* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*Everyone continues to do the Macaraina*
" HEY, MACARAINA, HEY MACARAINA, HEY!!!!
Bye, see you next round! ^_^ R&R NO FLAMES!!!!
Jiggy: Welcome to the * pause for damatic affect* the weakest link, yu-gi- oh addtion. We have with us today Yugi.
Yugi: *Couldn't see over the podeim because he's to short* Could someone get me a step latter please?
Jiggy:Yami Yugi^_^ * begins to droll because he is sooooooo hot to me!*
Jiggy:*Goes over to YAMI* Hey, Yami do you want to go on a date with me? Pick you up at 8:00! OR ELSE* Takes out the grim reapers knife* borrowed it! ('_') * thats a hug i'm giving Yami a hug*
Yami: Why am I here anyway?v_v
Jiggy: Tea
Tea: * In tutu* I'm about to do Swan Lake! * does crapy swan lake, and falls on here ass and anime crys*
Jiggy: O_O ok........... anyway......... Kaiba * also drools cuz he's hot in a dark, mystirious way.* Goes over to Kaiba* Kabia, fo you want to go on a date with me? Pick you up at 9:00! OR ELSE! *also takes out grim reapers knife* ('_') *huging Kaiba*
Kaiba: ...... I hate this damn show. Why a'm I even here?
Jiggy: Joey * doesn't think he's cute*
Joey: Yug, why are you so short anyway. By the way Tea, you stink!
Tea: * sniffs under her arms* No I don't!! At least I don't think so.... *Put on deoderant* Now I'm mountian freash!
Jiggy: Mai
Mai: Can we spead this up or something. I have a hair appointment at 1:00, the mall is having a huge sale, and I have to get my nails painted today.
*Rex comes out of no where. Rex: Mai- honey! I'll take you to the moon, if you want! Mai: Get otu of here ,losser!!!!
Jiggy: *whispers* selfish... Mokaba
Mokaba: Biggggg bbbrroottthherrrr I need you.... and yyyuuugggiii ttttoooo * blushes when he says thier names*!!!!!!
Yugi and Kaiba: Oh, shut up!!!!!! Neither of use like you in that way!!!!
Mokaba: But I want to * insted of the words you hear gunshots* with you guys!
Jiggy: O_oo_O ok.................and last but not least, Pegasus.
Pegasus: Like Mai said can we spead this up. I have to go to tha same mall for that good sale, get me a facial, and go and read the new comic book I just broght.
Jiggy: Ok, Lets , finally, play the * pause* weakest link!
* *2 min and 50 seconds on the clock*
Jiggy: Yugi, what is 2x2x2?
Yugi: um...... 12345?
Jiggy: Nope * link $0* YAMI Yugi, why does Pegasus act like a girl?
Yami Yugi: Cartoons rotted out his brain, till he thought he was a girl
.
Jiggy: I guess.. correct. * link $200*
Pegasus; I'm don't act like a girl. * Comes out in pink tutu and dances* Is my makeup on right? I didn't have a mirror. AHHHH I BROKE A NAIL!!!!!!!! OH SHIT!!!!!!!!! * Yells and runs around screaming for a fake nail and some pink nail polish*
Jiggy: ~_~; Only Peguses.... Tea, what is black, white, and read all over?
Tea: um..... a newsaper....
Jiggy: ^_^ that's...
Tea: coverd in red ink by the newspaper storck?
Jiggy: Just when you thought she couldn't get any dumber, she did. v_v Kaiba, what is my favorite card?
Kaiba: How the hell am I supposed to know that....... um......... Blue eyes white dragon?
Jiggy: NO! I love all of them! * link $0* Mai, what is the Mabeline *type of make up for the guys that don't know* slogen? I just gave you a huge easy one for you Mai.
Mai: OH I SOOOOO KNOW THIS ONE, CUZ I USE THERE PRODUCTS ALL THE TIME * Takes out Mabeline lipstick and holds t infrount of the camera* ITS "Mabye shes born with it. Mabye its Mabeline!"* sings little tune that goes with it. Sniffs lipstick and gets high from it* AAAAAhahahahAahAHahHAa mabILine!!!!!! HEHHahHHEHHhahhahH!!!!!!!
Jiggy: ........................O_oo_O_o_O.....................Correct * link $200* Mokaba, who is they main character in the Anime Sailor Moon. *This is for all of you moonies, including me*
Mokaba: OOOOOOHHHH I WATCH THAT SHOW ALL THE TIME!!! * Takes out wand for the Moon Spiral Heart Attack, for those who have seen the S series.* MOOOOOOONNNNN SSSPPPIIIRRRIIIIAAALLLLL HHHEEEAAARRRRTTTTT AAAAAAAATTTTCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!! *Little hearts shoot out of it and hit Bakura, who is in the addiance*
Bakura: WHY YOU LITTLE &&^&^%^%$\@@##!$%^&% SON OF A &%^%^$%^#$%$#@$^$%^ I SHOULD KICK YOU IN THE **&*)^&*^&^&$%%^ ALL THE WAY TO &*&%^%%#%$#%$#%@JAPAN! * Drinks his bottle of brandy that he snuck into the studio, and passses out*
Peguses talking like a mom: You know you should never say that kind of words to a 10 year old!
Everyone except Peguese and Bakura, even the addiance: SHUT THE $%$%#$ #@#$ UP, YOU GAY HE SHE!!!!!
Peguses: * like Vally girl: WELL I'VE NEVER! * WALKS OFF STAGE*
Jiggy: I guess he is the person who got voted of. That saved us alot of time. We still have extra time so...* takes out cd player and playes the Macaraina*
Everyone does the Macaraina! We also hear a girl screaming, but Peguses came out to the stage yelling.
Peguses: Run for you lives!!!!! Theres a huge, big, rat in mydressing room!!!!!!
*A little rat about the size of a fist came onto the stage*
Peguses: *screams like a girl* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*Everyone continues to do the Macaraina*
" HEY, MACARAINA, HEY MACARAINA, HEY!!!!
Bye, see you next round! ^_^ R&R NO FLAMES!!!!