Protectors of the Plot Continuum: Matrix Division

by The Burning Dumpster

Achren, a PPC agent with a love for Smith, and Obsidian, a former Original Character of the Continuum, have come - to hunt Mary-Sues, and rid the canon of lusting fangirls! (Don't take it personally, we're just poking fun)

1. Prologue

We thought a short explanation might be in order…

The PPC- the Protectors of the Plot Continuum- were started a few years ago by agents Jay and Acacia, who worked in the LotR fandom, Mary-Sue division. Their job: find and kill Mary-Sues infesting Arda and mangling the canon characters to suit their hormones- er, whims.

Since then, it grew: more divisions (the Implausible Crossovers, the Troll Division, Intelligence, and much, much more), and it grew in other fandoms as well- Star Trek, Harry Potter, and eventually- The Matrix.  

And it's all in good fun, dear readers. And if it's your story we're PPCing- well, take a look in the criticism throughout the story. See if you can see why we're doing it…oh, and if you do decide to flame, please write something more interesting then "uR mean! screw u!!!11!" (I mean, decent flames are most amusing. Is it so much to ask for, really?)

Well, onward and sideways…