We do not own Yugioh*sniffle* and luckly we don't own *shudder* Barney or Blues Clues * Does hand motions**kitty_magic cowering in corner**Jiggy/Yamibabe shakes head calls KM a wimp.**KM gets mad stands up pulls out glaive and chases YB around room**YB screaming head off while being chased by pissed off friend with glaive** Yami from behind curtain* Can we start soon, this purple dinosaur with a long ass nose is about to sumo wrestle with me and I might get killed. Though I would like to see YB get beat up. *Kabia from behind Yami* Yeah! To hell with YB!* Yugi from behind Kabia* Yami, don't get hurt by that...* points to Barney* that.... *KM supplies* PURPLE FREAK THAT WILL DIE IF HE TRIES TO HUG ME!* Yugi whispers to Kabia* The only reason I said that is that Anzu and I made a bet that Yami would kick Barneys ass at sumo wrestling. Oh and remind me not to get on KM's bad side. YB* yells at the top of her lungs* SHUT UP! YAMI, YOU WILL NOT SUMO WRESTLE BARNEY! YUGI, CALL OFF THAT STUPID ASS BET CUZ I SAID I WOULD WRESTLE AGAINST YAMI! * BLOWS KISS TO YAMI**Barney tries to hug KM**KM hits him repeatedly with glaive until purple freak is knocked out then marches over him to stand beside YB*All right lets start this fic. * Film starts * 3....2....1..* A really badly drawn cartoon of Yami and YB getting married apears on the screen. * in big letters* THE HONEYMOON* STOP!* FILM STOPS. KM*drawls* YB ya know ya really can't draw cause yami and you both look like you on a bad hair day wait thats everyday for you nevermind.* YB glares and starts the show*

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Yami wakes up to hear someone saying," Ok kids, lets go see Babybop!"

Yami walks in the room where Yugi is eating cereal and is watching Barney. (The evilist show on earth)

Yami: What? I thought you grew out of your ' Watching- two-year-old-shows- at 6:00-in the morning- phase . Yugi: Nope* Hugs stuffed Barney* *Singing" I love you, you love me, we're one happy family!"

Suddenly a supernateral phenomenon(we will not mention what) made Yugi and Yami be transported to the(evil) land of (the stupid purple freak) Barney.

Yugi: What happened?

Yami: didn't you read what KM just wrote? "Suddenly a supernatural phenomenon( we will not mention what) made Yugi", Yami: Thats you, " and Yami," Thats me." be transported to the land of Barney."

Yugi: You forgot the things in the do- dad -things.

* A big purple freak apeared from behind them*

Yugi: AHHHHH *begins to cry* Hold me Yami!

Yami: *Hugs Yugi as Big Purple Freak comes closer*

Big Purple Freak: Hello kiddies. And who might you be?

Yami: None of your business.

Yugi: BARNEY!!* unhugs Yami* My name is Yugi and-

Yami: Don't tell him mine.

Yugi: *teary eyed* But why?

Yami: Because he's a freak.

Yugi: *CRYS* WAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Yami: Fine. My name is yam----uh--- Bob.

Barney: Hello Bob!

Yugi: Where are all of your kid friends?

Yami: They got some sense and ran away?

Barney: No, their missing.

*Big paw print appears*

Joe: Lets play "Blues Clues" * does hand motions* to find them!

Yami: OH GREAT WE ARE STUCK WITH A BIG PURPLE FREAK, AND A GAY DOG LOVING GUY.

Narrator: What will happen to Yami and Yugi? Will they ever find Barney's kid friends? Will Joe ever stop playing " Blues Clues" Does hand motions?

*KM comes out with her new 'toy' mallet*

KM: *Holds mallet threateningly* Will stupid narrator dude ever stop asking stupid questions or will KM have to beat narrator to a bloody pulp?

*YB comes out* Will KM ever stop threatening stupid narrators?

KM: NOPE! SAY BYE-BYE NARRATOR DUDE!

Narrator: BYE BYE NARRATOR DUDE!