(ESTABLISHING SHOT: The Middleton Mall)
(Cut to the interior of Club Banana. MONIQUE is showing KIM the store)
MONIQUE: And that's it. You got everything?
KIM: Yeah, I think I can handle it.
MONIQUE: Good. Just remember, you're going to have to prove yourself to the people in charge of the store. This isn't a handout.
KIM: Monique, you know I never take hand outs. I work for everything I get. I'll show these people exactly what I can do for the fashion world.
MONIQUE: That's my girl.
(RON and JILL walk in)
RON: And to your left you will see several new fall fashions. Or winter fashions. Or whatever. Like I can tell the difference. And to your right you can see Kim, who will be able to explain everything.
KIM: Hey, Ron. Hey, Jill. Here to shop?
JILL: Yeah, right. I'm perfectly happy with my jersey and jeans, thanks very much.
RON: We just came to wish you good luck.
KIM: Really?
RON: Yeah. Well, good luck.
(RON and JILL turn to leave, KIM stops them)
KIM: Wait, where are you going?
RON: What? You expect us to hang around here all day?
KIM: Well, what if there's an emergency?
RON: Like what? Someone getting their zipper stuck?
KIM: Like someone trying to take over the world!
RON: Oh. That kind of emergency. I see.
JILL: But do we really have to hang out here? Surely you could reach us over a PA or something?
KIM: You can't just wander around the mall all day.
JILL: What if we stayed in one store?
KIM: Like?
RON: The CD shop?
KIM: Monique?
MONIQUE: Sounds like a good idea. Slipped Disc is two stores over.
KIM: Okay, you guys can hang at Slipped Disc, just as long as you stay there until.
RON: Gotcha.
JILL: Well, sianarah!
(RON and JILL walk out of Club Banana)
KIM: Okay, let's get started.
(Cut to a makeshift lair. SHEGO is busy making a small doll that greatly resembles KIM. DRAKKEN walks in with a book)
SHEGO: Did you get it?
DRAKKEN: Got it.
(He hands the book to SHEGO. She opens it)
SHEGO: Great. Okay...okay...okay...uh huh.
DRAKKEN: What's it say?
SHEGO: Okay, we have the doll made and the book comes with a complete guide to casting curses. We only need one thing before we can start.
DRAKKEN: What's that?
SHEGO: It says we need something from the person we intend to voodoo. (Beat) Do you still have her hair from that cloning thing?
DRAKKEN: No.
SHEGO: Okay... So we'll have to get close.
(Pause)
DRAKKEN: I've got it!
SHEGO: Okay, let's hear it.
(Cut to the Middleton Mall, the interior. DRAKKEN looks at something OC)
DRAKKEN: Excellent. It's foolproof. She'll never know it's you.
(Cut to SHEGO. She has a blond wig, a blue shirt similar to KIM's and khakis)
SHEGO: I'm going to kill you for talking me into this.
DRAKKEN: It's only for a minute. You just go in, ask for something and grab a strand of hair. Then you can get out and change.
SHEGO: Fine. You owe me big time.
(SHEGO walks off towards Club Banana)
(Cut to the interior of Club Banana. KIM is organizing some cargoes on a display shelf. SHEGO walks up to her, smiling a dopey smile and speaking in a perky voice)
SHEGO: Hi.
KIM: Hi, I'm Kim, can I help you?
SHEGO: Yeah, I'd like some pants.
KIM: Okay, what kind of pants?
SHEGO: Um... cargoes?
KIM: Okay, what color do you like?
SHEGO: Green.
KIM: To match your skin?
SHEGO: What? Oh, yeah. That. Tanning accident.
KIM: Oh, I'm sorry.
SHEGO: 'Salright.
KIM: Okay, let me see what we've got.
(KIM begins leafing through the cargoes)
KIM: So, what's your name?
SHEGO: Christy.
KIM: Okay. So, are you from around here?
SHEGO: No, I'm just passing through. I'm on my way to Barnard College.
KIM: That's good. I've heard that's a good school.
SHEGO: I know.
(Pause. SHEGO tries to figure out a way to distract KIM. Careful not to be seen, she snakes a finger around a pile and knocks a pair of cargoes off the display counter)
KIM: Oops! Let me get those.
(KIM bends over to retrieve the pants. While she is down, SHEGO plucks a strand of hair. KIM apparently doesn't notice and comes back up with the pants)
KIM: Now, what si-
(SHEGO looks at a watch on her wrist that isn't there)
SHEGO: Oh! Look! Is that the time? I've got to go. Sorry, I'll pick up another pair somewhere else! Bye!
(SHEGO runs out)
KIM: Bye! Have a nice day!
(Cut to the mall walkway. DRAKKEN sits by a fake palm tree, reading MAD Magazine. SHEGO approaches him)
SHEGO: Got it.
DRAKKEN: Excellent. We've got her now.
SHEGO: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Evil plan going well, it's all good. Come on, already! Let's get out of here so I can change!
(DRAKKEN and SHEGO leave)
(Cut to the interior of Club Banana. MONIQUE is showing KIM the store)
MONIQUE: And that's it. You got everything?
KIM: Yeah, I think I can handle it.
MONIQUE: Good. Just remember, you're going to have to prove yourself to the people in charge of the store. This isn't a handout.
KIM: Monique, you know I never take hand outs. I work for everything I get. I'll show these people exactly what I can do for the fashion world.
MONIQUE: That's my girl.
(RON and JILL walk in)
RON: And to your left you will see several new fall fashions. Or winter fashions. Or whatever. Like I can tell the difference. And to your right you can see Kim, who will be able to explain everything.
KIM: Hey, Ron. Hey, Jill. Here to shop?
JILL: Yeah, right. I'm perfectly happy with my jersey and jeans, thanks very much.
RON: We just came to wish you good luck.
KIM: Really?
RON: Yeah. Well, good luck.
(RON and JILL turn to leave, KIM stops them)
KIM: Wait, where are you going?
RON: What? You expect us to hang around here all day?
KIM: Well, what if there's an emergency?
RON: Like what? Someone getting their zipper stuck?
KIM: Like someone trying to take over the world!
RON: Oh. That kind of emergency. I see.
JILL: But do we really have to hang out here? Surely you could reach us over a PA or something?
KIM: You can't just wander around the mall all day.
JILL: What if we stayed in one store?
KIM: Like?
RON: The CD shop?
KIM: Monique?
MONIQUE: Sounds like a good idea. Slipped Disc is two stores over.
KIM: Okay, you guys can hang at Slipped Disc, just as long as you stay there until.
RON: Gotcha.
JILL: Well, sianarah!
(RON and JILL walk out of Club Banana)
KIM: Okay, let's get started.
(Cut to a makeshift lair. SHEGO is busy making a small doll that greatly resembles KIM. DRAKKEN walks in with a book)
SHEGO: Did you get it?
DRAKKEN: Got it.
(He hands the book to SHEGO. She opens it)
SHEGO: Great. Okay...okay...okay...uh huh.
DRAKKEN: What's it say?
SHEGO: Okay, we have the doll made and the book comes with a complete guide to casting curses. We only need one thing before we can start.
DRAKKEN: What's that?
SHEGO: It says we need something from the person we intend to voodoo. (Beat) Do you still have her hair from that cloning thing?
DRAKKEN: No.
SHEGO: Okay... So we'll have to get close.
(Pause)
DRAKKEN: I've got it!
SHEGO: Okay, let's hear it.
(Cut to the Middleton Mall, the interior. DRAKKEN looks at something OC)
DRAKKEN: Excellent. It's foolproof. She'll never know it's you.
(Cut to SHEGO. She has a blond wig, a blue shirt similar to KIM's and khakis)
SHEGO: I'm going to kill you for talking me into this.
DRAKKEN: It's only for a minute. You just go in, ask for something and grab a strand of hair. Then you can get out and change.
SHEGO: Fine. You owe me big time.
(SHEGO walks off towards Club Banana)
(Cut to the interior of Club Banana. KIM is organizing some cargoes on a display shelf. SHEGO walks up to her, smiling a dopey smile and speaking in a perky voice)
SHEGO: Hi.
KIM: Hi, I'm Kim, can I help you?
SHEGO: Yeah, I'd like some pants.
KIM: Okay, what kind of pants?
SHEGO: Um... cargoes?
KIM: Okay, what color do you like?
SHEGO: Green.
KIM: To match your skin?
SHEGO: What? Oh, yeah. That. Tanning accident.
KIM: Oh, I'm sorry.
SHEGO: 'Salright.
KIM: Okay, let me see what we've got.
(KIM begins leafing through the cargoes)
KIM: So, what's your name?
SHEGO: Christy.
KIM: Okay. So, are you from around here?
SHEGO: No, I'm just passing through. I'm on my way to Barnard College.
KIM: That's good. I've heard that's a good school.
SHEGO: I know.
(Pause. SHEGO tries to figure out a way to distract KIM. Careful not to be seen, she snakes a finger around a pile and knocks a pair of cargoes off the display counter)
KIM: Oops! Let me get those.
(KIM bends over to retrieve the pants. While she is down, SHEGO plucks a strand of hair. KIM apparently doesn't notice and comes back up with the pants)
KIM: Now, what si-
(SHEGO looks at a watch on her wrist that isn't there)
SHEGO: Oh! Look! Is that the time? I've got to go. Sorry, I'll pick up another pair somewhere else! Bye!
(SHEGO runs out)
KIM: Bye! Have a nice day!
(Cut to the mall walkway. DRAKKEN sits by a fake palm tree, reading MAD Magazine. SHEGO approaches him)
SHEGO: Got it.
DRAKKEN: Excellent. We've got her now.
SHEGO: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Evil plan going well, it's all good. Come on, already! Let's get out of here so I can change!
(DRAKKEN and SHEGO leave)